From the page: "We live in a nation where people would rather pray for oil prices to go down than admit that our lifestyles cannot last. An elected official actually prayed for rain last year. Publicly. Many biology teachers teach creationism in class. Thousands, perhaps millions, of people fervently believe in and give money to charlatans. Doesn't this seem a little bit anachronistic? Doesn't it seem just a little bit... stupid?" - Andy Wibbels
From the page: "Jesse Helms died too soon. I wish he had lived a longer life. Maybe to celebrate this aged statements, Obama could have given him a front row seat. At the inauguration. Of a black dude. As president." - Andy Wibbels
From the page: "Billboard ranked it as the number one pop single of 1982 (since the chart year for 1982 actually began in November of 1981), and it was also the most successful song on the Hot 100 during the entire decade of the 1980s." - Andy Wibbels
"The way we culturally hold money is much like the way we used to hold sex in the 1950s. Maybe someone should do an intensive Kinsey-style study on the money habits of Americans. We can't talk openly about the subject. It's charged with more shame and self-consciousness than sex. I tend to be kind of quirky and secretive around money, even from myself." - Andy Wibbels
From the page: "I think patriotism is slippingâ¦people who have views on the environment may feel that theyâre more loyal[] to the environmental principle than they do to American advancement." - Andy Wibbels
From the page: "Of this dial-up group, 35 percent cited the cost issue, while 19 percent say nothing will ever prompt them to change. Another subset--14 percent--say they're still on dial-up because broadband is not available in their neighborhoods " - Andy Wibbels
From the page: "Giuliani recycled the old thoroughly debunked GOP talking point that the U.S. needs to start drilling for off-shore oil because China is doing it off the coast of Cuba." - Andy Wibbels
From the page: "John said, "Well, I've developed a computer program that works the same way. All you have to do is to define the formulas for each column of the spreadsheet and give the data. The computer does the calculations just like the computer ladies used to do and gives you a printout that looks just like a spreadsheet. I think it'll be just the ticket for those people who don't know how to program in FORTRAN. It will open up the use of computers to lots more people." I thought about it for all of 30 seconds, and said, "John, that's the dumbest idea I've ever heard." " - Andy Wibbels
"Here's a true story about how awesome Pixar is.
As some of you know, when the trailer first came out, my girlfriend, Courtney, burst into tears at the trailer. She was emabrrassed but somewhat amused by this, as so she made a video of herself watching the trailer on her computer, knowing she would start crying every time that little robot said his own name." - Andy Wibbels