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"Thank you for using the word 'snacker' - at my old job that's what we called ourselves when we fell into the corn-syrup hole - or snack-well? We also refer to afternoon munchy time as 'snack o'clock.' Other terms include 'eat like a fat whore' or 'hot snackin' fattie' - these terms are used in jest/endearment/sympathy and at ourselves so it isn't as insulting as it looks in text." - Andy Wibbels

"For a lot of people that is how they get information on depression which hopefully encourages them to seek treatment or help. Same with online research which I think is also crucial so people don't think they're the only ones dealing with depression." - Andy Wibbels

"'Depression for Complete Failures'" - Andy Wibbels

"Exactly, we're just planning the takedown." - Andy Wibbels

"It's like how Mexican immigrants are completely lazy but they also took our jobs." - Andy Wibbels

"Not really - he's also a model and an actor http://www.google.com/images..." - Andy Wibbels

"A nearly perfectly constructed movie. Such economy and precision." - Andy Wibbels

"I think the constitutional stuff is what drives me particularly batty since he knows the history and reasoning behind it." - Andy Wibbels

"Jerry: He took you to Rage-aholics? Why? George: Probably because this whole Universe is against me! Jerry: You've got a little rage. George: I know. And now they want me to bottle it up. It makes me so mad!" - Andy Wibbels

"Bush would have just written some executive orders and gotten what he wanted." - Andy Wibbels

"Thank you. I CTRL+F'd to find this!" - Andy Wibbels

"Tangina Barrons's (the littler person psychic) monologue in Poltergeist. [http://www.youtube.com/watch... - it lays out the house rules for the movie and goes from a message of hope to fear to vengeance. The zoom and close up to her face and then 'Now let's go get your daughter.' is all like AW SHIT, IT IS ON. 'There is no death. It is only a transition to a different sphere of consciousness. Carol Anne is not like those she's with. She's a living presence in their spiritual, earth-bound plane. They're attracted to the one thing about her that's different from themselves. Her life-force - it is very strong. It gives off its own illumination. It is a light that implies life and memory of love and home and earthly pleasures, something they desperately desire but can't have anymore. Right now, she's the closest thing to that, and that is a terrible distraction from the real light that has finally come for them. Do you understand me?..." - Andy Wibbels

"Every TV in the US has a V-chip. STFU and use it." - Andy Wibbels

"Do you have your ad products/placements mapped to affinity groups that advertisers want to target? If your'e able to prove demographics/age/etc that might make it more attractive? (Wasn't sure if Conde Nast sells across the entire CN network and you guys have to shoehorn yourself into that) Does the adult content put off advertisers? If you're able to filter/suppress placements on those sub-reddits is that helpful? (You may do this already) I think success stories would be a huge thing to feature. Old media people think in PDFs. Are there particular verticals you're going after? For political sub-reddits you could divide along party lines so campaign managers can reach self-selected liberal/conservative audiences (BlogAds does this)." - Andy Wibbels

"The FUN FUN FUN section had me hyperventilating with laughter. The skeleton mask effect in the car at the beginning was awesome." - Andy Wibbels

"Nah. Bring in Amy Goodman. She'll make him squirm." - Andy Wibbels

"I'll ask around at Folsom." - Andy Wibbels

"I have loved these games for years. So simple and soothing. Wish they'd put them on iPhone." - Andy Wibbels

"But *it's my dream!* If I want to bad enough I deserve to have it, right?" - Andy Wibbels

"Flames! On the side of my face. Heaving. Heaving breath!" - Andy Wibbels

"Or lead an Entmoot." - Andy Wibbels

"JERRY: Yeah, this speed-dial's like a relationship barometer. GEORGE: What is a barometer exactly? KRAMER: It's pronounced thermometer. (so many layers to that one it kills me)" - Andy Wibbels

"Time for your sponge bath." - Andy Wibbels

"ELAINE: I'm queen of the castle." - Andy Wibbels

"Do you know what a balm is? Have you ever seen a balm?!" - Andy Wibbels

"ELAINE: 3 squares? you can't spare 3 squares?? JANE: no I don't have a square to spare, I can't spare a square ELAINE: oh is it two-ply? cause it it's two-ply I'll take one ply, one ply, one, one puny little ply, I'll take one measly ply JANE :look, I don't have a square and I don't have a ply (flushing and leaving)" - Andy Wibbels

"Elaine: A bird ran into my giant freak-head. Jerry: What giant freak-head? Elaine: The one that sits atop my disproportionately puny body" - Andy Wibbels

"Same face as *I hate this thing and here's what I'm doing with it!* - throws George's toupee out the window." - Andy Wibbels

"Well, the female body is a... work of art. The male body is utilitarian, it's for gettin' around, like a jeep." - Andy Wibbels

"I dream of one day being able to work this into a real conversation. The ketchup squirt is comic timing genius." - Andy Wibbels