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@snipeyhead the irony there is powerful enough to create some sort of irony powered singularity.

Manual labor is done. Into the shower and then off to Casey's to get inebriated.

Manual labor is done. Into the shower and then off to Casey's to get inebriated. #fb

Just finished washing the truck. Can't I pay someone to do this sort of stuff for me?

Just finished washing the truck. Can't I pay someone to do this sort of stuff for me? #fb

@dssstrkl I don't generally favorite shit, but I did that. Like @bynkii said, that's probably the best statement of why I don't trust Google

Good night and gods bless to the one girl I love more than anything else in this Universe. Even if she doesn't know how much I care for her.

When you are old and grey and full of sleep And nodding by the fire, take down this book, And slowly read, and dream of the soft look Your eyes had once, and of their shadows deep;.

My liver says it's time to get my Shane McGowan on.

Oy, the fucking Cars. This never ends well.

I'd offer my own modest proposal for fixing the App Store, but somehow I don't think that eating Irish orphans will help anyone here.

The serfs have strange ideas about what will ameliorate my ennui. Consider gruel rations suspended until further notice.

Blech, I may actually have to put some effort into an article. Damn all things that approximate work.

@kvanh ABJECT HORROR WAS NOT THE RESPITE FROM BOREDOM THAT I HAD IN MIND

@SteveStreza Boy howdy I just can't wait until Apple ditches AT&T for the unalloyed bliss of Verizon.

I AM BORED! AMUSE ME TWITTERSERFS!!

@chuckgoolsbee The unexamined life should STAY THE FUCK UNEXAMINED.

@chuckgoolsbee DAMN YOU GOOLSBEE!!!

RT @TheLoop1 “One Finger Discount” encourages people to support developers http://www.loopinsight.com/2009...

It's always amusing watching Arrington go on his semi-yearly quest to convince himself that he's really an ethical investigative journalist.

App Store Shenanigans Part Eleventy Billion - http://www.facebook.com/note...

New blog post: App Store Shenanigans Part Eleventy Billion http://www.theangrydrunk.com/2009...

I need a cold booze infusion.

App Store Shenanigans Part Eleventy Billion - http://www.theangrydrunk.com/2009...

@DrunkenTech I try to avoid computer peripherals that induce orgasms, make's things kind of awkward at the office.

@wklj I definitely like the scrolling. Agree that it needs more/customizable gestures.

Magic Mouse is in hand (literally). I have diddled my last scrollball.

I'm chock-full of the vinegar of human crankiness.

@GlennF And people wonder where Angelena Jolie gets "the crazy" from.

@bbum If you haven't yet, check out the Badger and Blade forum ( http://www.badgerandblade.com/ ) lot's of good info there.