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RT @BorowitzReport: The most common use of a mobile phone is looking for a better time than whatever the user is doing right now.
Feeling mean, told my fridge to can wipe that stupid smile off it's face and take off that ridiculous hat. http://twitpic.com/9q7xs6
Feeling mean, told my fridge to can wipe that stupid smile off it's face and take off that ridiculous hat. http://t.co/ARw0DrVl
An air of desperation about the birds in the park, with fewer lunching workers in winter ibis are circling close enough to see their drool.
Religious experience at @pollenizer last night - complete with bible thumping proselytizing and glossolalia.
OH: "When the wheels come off it's not just a flat tyre - the engine goes flying" well known lender chats about housing market over coffee.
Dreamt I had a baby boy and named him Bonus.
Kind of poignant: a travel agent sitting at the back of the office, strumming his guitar while morning traffic thunders by.
RT @BorowitzReport: True, Mark Zuckerberg is rich, but he has to live with the knowledge that he destroyed 900 million lives. #Facebook
Close call: I tripped and almost fell right outside the gates of Rookwood Necropolis. http://twitpic.com/9l8gmf
Close call: I tripped and almost fell right outside the gates of Rookwood Necropolis. http://t.co/F0UPSbiU
RT @meganamram: "Hey, my face is UP HERE and also OVER HERE" - woman in Picasso painting
RT @jpobst: Google copying Java for a billion Android phones: $150,000 damages. You copying 1 MP3 file for personal use: $150,000 damages.
Thank you so much Shonen Knife for showing how hardcore the everyday can be.
Friday morning I give alms to the City Buddha, sitting crossed legs in thongs on a red mat, with huge belly, matted hair and wild eyes.
I'm on the bus sharing my seat with a complete stranger, Mr Nathan Gatt, who is arranging a tune called "Off Sick" on his Mac Book Pro.
OH fellow passenger on phone in lift: "I'm not playing games with my boys safety, I don't care if it's only 1% radiation - SHUT IT DOWN."
RT @textinstagram: The moon
“King Harvest 1970” by The Band is my new jam. ♫ http://www.thisismyjam.com/angusf...
RT @mpesce: Stunning Sydney sunshine. Almost makes you want to weep with joy.
RT @radar: Engineering prof @debcha has been mulling peak plastic http://www.warrenellis.com/... "if we’re running out of oil ... we’re running out of plastic"
Reading this book & wondering what Jerry Mander thought of the Net: "the Internet is our opiate" http://www.wholeearth.com/issue... http://twitpic.com/9hca3t
Reading this book & wondering what Jerry Mander thought of the Net: "the Internet is our opiate" http://t.co/bokpc6LO http://t.co/gH1TKqMq
Yes, it's extremely competitive in the banking sector at the moment. http://twitpic.com/9git9x
Yes, it's extremely competitive in the banking sector at the moment. http://t.co/hXBDAifa
It can help to remember there are people worse off than you, but awful to contemplate that there is always a worst-off person in the world.
Ah, so that's where I left it! http://twitpic.com/9f42pj
Ah, so that's where I left it! http://t.co/6i79w73j
RT @BorowitzReport: On this day 7 years ago, someone accomplished something important because Twitter had not yet been invented.
A browser plugin that overlays historical sale metrics and user comments onto product pages of popular real estate websites #noidea
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