Anissa Mayhew - FriendFeed

Now auto-correct has started messing with my tweets. #TaintSmear

March 6 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

There are days I feel like a Super Bowl halftime commercial and others I feel like those flyers you get in the mail for insulation

March 5 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Slightly Bent Productions is out! http://paper.li/AnissaM... ▸ Top stories today via @TheSuniverse

March 5 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

There's no crying in baseball!

March 5 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Home Alone Through the Years by @UpPoppedAFox at @AimingLow --> http://aiminglow.com/2013... via @po_st

March 5 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I wrote about the view I see when I stand --> http://freeanissa.com/2013...

March 5 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I WROTE THIS at FreeAnissa: the view from up here - http://freeanissa.com/2013...

March 4 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Slightly Bent Productions is out! http://paper.li/AnissaM... ▸ Top stories today via @sassycurmudgeon @funnyorsnot

March 4 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

like thirty-twelve @MayhewP https://twitter.com/AnissaM...

March 3 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Slightly Bent Productions is out! http://paper.li/AnissaM... ▸ Top stories today via @OnBlank @TracyinSuburbia

March 3 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

the 15yo just tiled the laundry room floor. YEAH. You read that right, my child ROCKS!!

March 3 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Dear nipples, thank you for letting me know it's cold but I already knew. Hard-as-diamonds, Anissa

March 3 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I hear you're on Iron Chef tonight @thepioneerwoman. Is this because you don't like Asian people now?

March 3 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

You just put your lips together and blow... ... http://instagram.com/p...

March 3 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I just had a thought. Heh. Bad thought.

March 3 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

just for good measure we better add some plaster and a monkey https://twitter.com/AnissaM...

March 2 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Slightly Bent Productions is out! http://paper.li/AnissaM... ▸ Top stories today via @dustyearthmom

March 2 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

According my 15yo the next bast thing to being smart is being stupid with a purpose

March 2 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

No matter how cool Brittany Spears music might be she'll always be that girl that attacked a car with an umbrella in my mind

March 2 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

is anyone surprised? https://twitter.com/AnissaM...

March 1 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I Think I Gave Myself a UTI by @TFPhumorblog at @AimingLow --> http://aiminglow.com/2013... via @po_st

March 1 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Nothing says taking good care of yourself like rolling over in bed and sucker punching yourself in the face with your cast.

March 1 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I WROTE THIS at FreeAnissa: The ridiculously long tale of breaking my wrist and the hijinks after - http://freeanissa.com/2013...

March 1 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Home Improvement Store Revelations by @OnBlank at @AimingLow --> http://aiminglow.com/2013... via @po_st

February 28 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

by our brave survivor @CrysWiltshire at @VUnsilencedb--> http://violenceunsilenced.com/crys...

February 28 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

"My 15yo inner self is telling me no while my outer 15yo is telling me yes" "Tell them both that your 16yo self will never exist if u do it"

February 28 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Slightly Bent Productions is out! http://paper.li/AnissaM... ▸ Top stories today via @sixyearitch @sassycurmudgeon @LittleAnimation

February 28 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

PERSPECTIVE, people! https://twitter.com/AnissaM...

February 28 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Puppy chewing instinct + wheelchair seat cushion = boiling cauldron of angry fury in my rancid heart

February 28 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

The puppy has dragged a trash can in the backyard where I can't get it. I want to eat a steak in front of back door now. #asshole

February 28 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share