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Telemarketer asked for deceased boss. I asked him if he had a Ouija Board.
Friend slipped me part of a chocolate chip cookie. I needed that.
My little boy has been having seizures again today. Teacher says she has seen at least 3.
Coworker came in late because she was throwing up this morning. She has been sick all week. I proceeded to spray the doorknobs w/ Lysol.
My mom sounds freaked out after I let my son watch Mickey Mouse Clubhouse in Spanish. She compared it to "press 1 for English"
Matthew can't decide which episode of Mickey Mouse Clubhouse to watch so he goes back and fourth and never finishes one.
Matthew has commandeered my iPad again. I am allowed to use my cell phone at least.
My husband came over to my cubicle & farted in it.... Thanks alot...
Everyone here at work is all stressed. I think we all need to leave the Bing home page up on our screen.
Have a vendor in China who hasn't called/emailed lately. Just checked Facebook to see if he was still alive. Sad I need to resort to that.
Time for a Pixie Stick. (They are like drugs for boring adults.)
Making a shopping list for Matthew was a total WIN! Instead of throwing fits he was having fun with the list! http://twitpic.com/8fdj5o
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Going shopping w/ Matthew at @Walmart. I made him a shopping list so he can help. http://twitpic.com/8fbvwg
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Always amused by the instructions about not including grenades and firearms on the mailing envelops I get from Taiwan. (Wouldn't fit anyway)
My computer is running slow and my phone is running slow... This better not be a trend.
Production manager is having a bad day. He tried to blame me. Apparently I am wearing some teflon today, cause it isn't sticking!
Mom called to make sure I knew about the birth control pill recall. I REALLY don't want to discuss at work in my cubicle near my coworkers.
Got my inner "Scotty" on by fixing a Starship. No really, the software is called Starship. "I canna hold it together much longa Capt'n!"
I pretended to have lunch with Matthew by turning on the daycare spy-cam while I ate lunch at my desk.
Pretty sure I have hives. I'm going to blame work, even though it started yesteday.
Dang, I was about to post how I can't sleep and realized I could just retweet myself from last night!
RT @NateCosBOOM: "mE bOy In bLuE. cUz mE aLwAyS iN mE fUr." --Officer Cookie Monster, NYPD
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