Anthony Stevens

. @awoods' idea wins! (at @toppot) https://foursquare.com/anthony...

So good. RT @shelbyhealy You guys. Palace Burger. Game over. (@ Palace Kitchen w/ 2 others) https://foursquare.com/shelbyh...

"Nani is playing the ball and the Real player flings his body at him!" lol

My tiny fiddle is playing a happy tune.

Has anything in history ever jumped the shark faster than the Harlem Shake?

Bayern are looking at all the hype around the Man U - Real Madrid tie tomorrow and chuckling to themselves.

RT @pandarevolt: If anyone hasn't seen Al Pacino in his upcoming role as Phil Spector, peep this and try to keep a straight face. https://twitter.com/pandare...

This is CRAZY https://t.co/a0Nxd0AKsn #facebook #android

RT @ZappoMan: Cat's Decision Making Tree. Is it for me? Yes-> I don't want it. No->That's for me. http://imgur.com/gallery...

cc @amaeryllis MT @TweetsofOld: stepping over a cat in his home, Connstant Fasciewskia fell to the floor, fracturing a leg bone. NY1930

#DFW RT @jess: So good. @nxthompson: "I will find a way to harm you if you fuck with the mechanics of this piece." http://www.lettersofnote.com/2011...

Piers Morgan is a yeller

To the Starbucks barista who suggested the sun-dried Ethiopia Sidamo: thank you. Delicious.

Shocker. MT @gypsyjessie: City officials have declared Citrus on Fairview Avenue a “Chronic Public Nuisance” #SLU http://www.kirotv.com/news...

WIG-LIV

RT @roberte3: I had a problem, so I thought I'd use Java. Now I have a ProblemFactory.

RT @ryanhealy: Seattle, I could go for 25% more Indian restaurants and 25% fewer Thai restaurants.

I think the only two professions with a worse average reputation than "attorney" are "congressperson" and "domain registrar".

RT @Seattle_JC: My mind is blown RT @trutherbot: What our solar system looks like from a non-fixed perspective: http://i.imgur.com/Z7FpC.gif

World Cultures Night at the elementary school. Had a great time with the kids and am super proud of their hard work.

Playing videos in code in Android is not quite as straightforward as it seems like it ought to be. Got it working, however. #yay

"My job? Toilets and boilers; boilers and toilets. Plus that one boiling toilet. Fire me if you dare." #futurama

yay! RT @lamiki: [New Blog] Happy third birthday, lamiki! http://lamiki.com/2013... #blogging

"Mono for Android has the class Android.OS.Vibrator" #heh

My throat hurts. About to send out invites to my upcoming pity party.

Revelers seems tame MT @BryanCranston: This lists all my qualifications to become a full-fledged member of Hollywood. https://twitter.com/BryanCr...

6/10 cloud computing classes complete. Taught my favorite subject tonight: queueing theory and practice.

RT @tnyCloseRead: Seth MacFarlane and the Oscars’ Hostile, Ugly, Sexist Night http://www.newyorker.com/online...

OKC disqualifier: "I thought 'Atlas Shrugged, Part II' was a great movie"

TeamCity 7.1.4 Error: “java.io.IOException: Failed to start TeamCity build agent service. Please check TeamCity build agent service user have enough permissions to stop and start the service.” - http://thepursuitofalife.com/teamcit...