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What's the plural of "dominatrix"? Serious question.

5 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

A man-in-the-middle attack sounds like something suspicious Republicans would want to legislate against.

5 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Low Kick! Low Kick! <hold>....Bicycle Kick! RT @lamiki: Mr. @johnjkimball at Kempo @ Academy of Kempo Martial Arts http://instagr.am/p...

6 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @AAPremlall: Fall in love with the whole world. Fall in love with the present moment. Stay broken. Die over and over every moment. #elej

6 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

5/9 of the way through my cloud computing lectureship at the UW. So far I'm having a blast!

6 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I just ousted Ron M. as the mayor of Zeitgeist Kunst & Kaffee on @foursquare! https://foursquare.com/v...

21 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

ROAR!!

22 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @Slashleen: The only way I could love Adele any more is if she stuffed her Grammys in a pillow case and beat the shit out of Chris Brown. #grammys

Sunday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I just unlocked the “Seattleite” badge on @foursquare! #smellsliketeenspirit https://foursquare.com/anthony...

Sunday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Someone lost a chunk of bread and it was floating in the Communion cup. Should I have tried to drink it? #doublesalvation

Sunday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Why am I looking at an 11,913-line class file? FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

Sunday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I really identify with the extreme parabola of Whitney's career and life.

Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Hey @officenomads, is it possible to get a day pass for tomorrow (Sunday)? Need a conference room for 90 minutes for a meeting at 4 PM.

Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Ricki Lake is still a thing???

Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

A bold but completely inaccurate statement. RT @askotzko: No one will ever make a better drug than the original: endorphins.

Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @BrianKibby: A general rule: when top performers leave, the hard truth is that they are leaving their boss.

Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Catfight! RT @mamakatslosinit: I consider that a challenge. RT @kimholcomb: I got suspended from middle school for fighting [...]

Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

A key question for a software-integration API partner is "if I send you crap data, how helpful is your diagnostic info?"

Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @TweetsofOld: J.A. Young moved to Moscow, Idaho some time ago. He reports Idaho very dull and flooded with idle men. NE1897 cc:@repressd

Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @moorehn: RT @TIME: PHOTOS: The attendees at this 1941 party had one goal: “to kill Adolf Hitler by voodoo incantation” | http://life.time.com/curiosi...

Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Hey Girl: I was thinking of you and Googled "ASCII art heart examples".

Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

119-point play in #WWF. Typical Friday night *yawn*

Friday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

"Inability to listen" ranks high amongst my DNH criteria.

Friday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

My 36 hour self-challenge completed successfully. Thanks for all your support.

Friday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Current status: http://twitter.com/anthony...

Thursday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Nobody ever talks about Seal Team Five.

Thursday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Shit Anthony Says: "Thank you." "Excuse me, did you just say 'Fuck you'???" "No, I said 'thank you'."

Thursday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I think I'm pretty good at saying "thank you" in a tone of voice that implies "fuck you" instead.