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RT @erikaheidewald: love is a) not real b) the fear of being alone c) a set of biological impulses d) all of the above e) you want my number or what
RT @karenkilgariff: Wes Anderson is a fool for not producing his own line of adult bunk beds
RT @communiconnews: Guess who's back to judge the costume contest!? #CommuniCon3 http://t.co/v43B9ifMQn
RT @communiconnews: Guess who's back to judge the costume contest!? #CommuniCon3 http://t.co/v43B9ifMQn
You look so happy. This probably the biggest smile I think I've seen on your face. Hope you have fun. - Anika
The last time someone said that was a couple of years ago when I went to the Community art show and got a pic with me and Dan Harmon. But things besides Community make me happy too! - Andrew C (✔) from Android
RT @paperwash: [in class next to a hot girl] Stay cool, don't let her know you're a cat [teacher uses laser pointer on board] Oh you gotta be kidding me
RT @guyinyourmfa: It's SATIRE. I wouldn't expect you to get it.
From a utilitarian standpoint, it'd be better if the team with the larger fan base won. #sporps
RT @assistant2ellin: @kbiegel Come next June they will have a new script to teach the fundamentals of screenwriting. #OhYeahhh http://t.co/1qkDukQRtA
RT @assistant2ellin: @kbiegel Come next June they will have a new script to teach the fundamentals of screenwriting. #OhYeahhh http://t.co/1qkDukQRtA
I managed every part of this night flight to LA except not emptying my water bottle before security. D'oh.
N00b - Marie from iPhone
^ LOL - Spidra Webster
I bet you didn't even have slip on shoes rookie - Steve C Team Marina
I use the "Ian knot" to tie my laces so I'm already ahead anyways as far as shoes go. (Yes, they're slower than slip ons, but I'm counting all the time they save me every day.) - Andrew C (✔) from Android
Did they send you to Guantanamo for your water bottle crime? - Brian Johns
No, but my water bottle paid the ultimate price. - Andrew C (✔) from Android
RT @lisac_robbins: Loving the @Yahoo @CommunityTV swag for #CommuniCon3 #CommunityLivesOn http://t.co/LWQptOGcCl
RT @lisac_robbins: Loving the @Yahoo @CommunityTV swag for #CommuniCon3 #CommunityLivesOn http://t.co/LWQptOGcCl
RT @abditum: Top official resigns from NSA after massive conflict of interest was revealed by BuzzFeed's @AramRoston http://www.buzzfeed.com/aramros... #surveillance
RT @abditum: Top official resigns from NSA after massive conflict of interest was revealed by BuzzFeed's @AramRoston http://www.buzzfeed.com/aramroston/exclusive-shakeup-at-nsa-after-buzzfeed-news-reports-on-pote #surveillance
RT @rikergoogling: ethics in holodeck journalism
RT @billoram: Asked where Nash will rank among point guards in history, Kobe said, "That's ESPN's job to rank people."
I wonder if Starfleet bridge personnel get to decide on standing or sitting desks for themselves.
My real goal with comedy is to juxtapose and recontextualize the absurd to the mundane and vice-versa.
As I suspected. - Ken Morley
Hoping the Marvel announcement on Tuesday is a Nextwave movie. Might as well shoot for the moon.
Model numbers for appliances could have a little more poetry than they usually do.
Nash as a rookie in 96, on what kind of player he'd be like: "Probably a little bit like Michael Jordan at first." http://www.apnewsarchive.com/1996...
It's kind of aggressive for a comfort food restaurant to set the TV to the Cooking Channel.
RT @mralanspencer: RT@NRA The NRA expresses remorse over the today’s shooting in __________ and reminds everyone it was just an isolated incident.
RT @billmon1: Thank God it wasn't another random shooting. RT @MarkAmesExiled: "They were his friends, so it wasn't just random" http://www.cnn.com/2014...
RT @billmon1: Thank God it wasn't another random shooting. RT @MarkAmesExiled: "They were his friends, so it wasn't just random" http://www.cnn.com/2014/10/24/us/washington-school-shooting/index.html
I put "go to the ATM" on my phone task list as just "get cash". Then I briefly forgot what I meant by it and thought it was a life goal.
RT @clickhole: What We’re Really Saying When We Make Fun Of Julia Roberts’ New Arm http://www.clickhole.com/r... http://t.co/oqsGL45tmH
RT @clickhole: What We’re Really Saying When We Make Fun Of Julia Roberts’ New Arm http://www.clickhole.com/r/1270tsd http://t.co/oqsGL45tmH
haha! - Brent Schaus
… thus reifying yet also challenging the social construct of the status quo.
RT @danharmon: United Airlines: It Beats Walk - Sorry, If You Could Just Be Patient, I'm Having a Difficult Time Here, Where Was I, Oh, It Beats Walking ™
RT @lizmeriwether: Ebola is in New York, that means it's going to be in LA soon selling out.
RT @danharmon: United Airlines: We Overbook. ™
I bet I could develop freckles if I really worked at it. (No, I wouldn't just draw them in.)
There needs to be an emoji for Steve Nash with the Sadness Beard and thousand yard stare.
RT @netw3rk: Nash should be like, "I hurt my back carrying Kobe's baggage."
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