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"Added York: "He's the only dad that treats us like adults and not like little babies who can't be trusted with an electric sander."" - Andrew C (✔) from Bookmarklet
Nesmith said he believes it's important to prepare his children for the "real world." In accordance with that belief, he gave his daughter Julia a condom Saturday before her date with a boy who was too scared to hold her hand. That same night, he let Evan watch the sexually explicit Monster's Ball while Kevin browsed his father's pornography stash in the garage. "Kids need to learn about sex sometime," Nesmith said. "Otherwise, they'll just learn a bunch of fucked-up information about it on the street." "Don't worry," he added. "I keep the real rough stuff hidden." - Fossil Huntress