"Chris Sims: Welcome back to our painfully in-depth review of 2006's Superman Returns! When we last left off, Superman had just finished metaphorically sexing up Lois Lane in mid-air over the Daily Planet, while her fiancee and son waited downstairs. Our Hero, ladies and gentlemen!" - Andrew C (✓) from Bookmarklet

"Chris: [...] we get to one of the most unintentionally hilarious scenes of the movie, where Lois tries to rescue herself... with a FAX machine. [...] Chris: So many amazingly hilarious things about this. One, she writes as big as possible in the middle of the page so that the whole thing needs to go through for anyone to get the message. Two, she signs it like she's writing her autograph. Three, she faxes it to the Daily Planet, using the sound of the piano to cover the noise. Four, and my favorite, you know what else a fax machine is? It's a phone! She could just call Richard!" - Andrew C (✓)