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Nothing like going over the old "plane on a treadmill" puzzle OVER AND OVER with someone on the internet.
RT @deray: W/ new Republican leadership, Senate Subcommittee Drops "Civil Rights And Human Rights" From Name http://www.buzzfeed.com/jacobfi...
RT @deray: W/ new Republican leadership, Senate Subcommittee Drops "Civil Rights And Human Rights" From Name http://www.buzzfeed.com/jacobfischler/senate-subcommittee-drops-civil-rights-and-human-rights-from?utm_term=.buNNBLv2J&s=mobile
It would be next-level hipster to say the MORTDECAI movie wasn't as good as the books.
"Just be direct," - my advice for everyone who isn't me.
I want to be "only eats Cheetos that look like celebrities" rich.
It's in the contract: no orange Cheetos. - Steele Lawman
Cookbook Review: Gabrielle Hamilton's Prune - Eater - http://www.eater.com/2015...
"But I don't think recipes are the primary thing Prune has to offer. I realize that's maybe a strange thing to say about a cookbook, but in this case the value lies not in the food you make with this book, but in the lessons you can learn from it as a whole. The book seems to be meant to be read cover-to-cover: not as a collection of recipes, but as one giant recipe for a restaurant." - Andrew C (✔) from Bookmarklet
RT @billmon1: One question at Davos session causes Wall Street's passionate belief in financial incentives to vanish instantly: http://m.ibtimes.com/blackst...
RT @billmon1: One question at Davos session causes Wall Street's passionate belief in financial incentives to vanish instantly: http://m.ibtimes.com/blackstone-groups-stephen-schwarzman-says-more-money-wont-improve-public-education-1792794
headline: "Blackstone Group's Stephen Schwarzman Says More Money Won't Improve Public Education" - Andrew C (✔)
Slavery, we need slaves. “I’ve always wondered, what you do in a society with people who just retire,” he told conference attendees. “If you could get those people, like a board, [to be an] unpaid workforce, pay them next to nothing or nothing, and have them go into the school system to be mentors to kids, and be an example of a certain type of success that you would get dramatically... more... - Greg GuitarBuster
He's volunteering to be unpaid I take it? - Todd Hoff
RT @billsimmons: Charlie Pierce went to yesterday's Brady-Belichick press conferences and wrote a terrific piece about them: http://grantland.com/the-tri...
RT @billsimmons: Charlie Pierce went to yesterday's Brady-Belichick press conferences and wrote a terrific piece about them: http://grantland.com/the-triangle/brady-belichick-and-great-balls-of-fire-a-front-row-seat-for-the-foxborough-farce/
"You know who had a terrific day yesterday? Three lawyers named Charles Rankin, James Sultan, and Michael Fee. Not long after either the Patriots or the Seahawks win the Super Bowl, these three lawyers will go into court to defend Aaron Hernandez, who, were he not accused of killing a man, would be catching semi-inflated footballs for the Patriots. The evidence against Hernandez seems fairly strong, and he’s being tried in Bristol County Superior Court, where rarely a judge is spotted who reminds you of Louis Brandeis. So these three lawyers have quite a battle on their hands. " - Andrew C (✔)
"Unless they all decide to get drunk together before opening statements, their most obvious strategy will be to throw so much dust into the air that people will get lost trying to find the courthouse coffee shop. And the most obvious way to do that is to put the entire enterprise that is the New England Patriots on trial. And the most obvious way to do that is to arrange to put... more... - Andrew C (✔)
How To Tell If You Are In A High Fantasy Novel - http://the-toast.net/2015...
"Someone is eating an apple mockingly." "Your full name has at least one apostrophe in it." "There are new ways in the land that threaten the Old Way. Your grandmother secretly practices the Old Way, as do all of the people of the hills. " - Andrew C (✔) from Bookmarklet
RT @pile_of_derp: .@Mobute #Mitt2016 http://t.co/k9OMgRw9Al
RT @pile_of_derp: .@Mobute #Mitt2016 http://t.co/k9OMgRw9Al
RT @mtaibbi: New post: if you can translate Thomas Friedman's Davos remarks, prize is free t-shirt! http://www.rollingstone.com/politic...
RT @mtaibbi: New post: if you can translate Thomas Friedman's Davos remarks, prize is free t-shirt! http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/news/thomas-friedman-said-something-awesome-at-davos-t-shirt-contest-20150123
RT @theshrillest: Sports Illustrated laying off it's photographers is like McDonald's deciding that they're gonna outsource their fries
RT @weedguy420boner: Me at 16: while messy, public discourse is the only way to improve civil society At 30: I wonder if I can get this nerd to say what's updog
RT @danhopp: Turns out Skymall's business model of being lightly made fun of and not selling anything for 30 years wasn't sustainable
RT @zara_anna_: "how is that racist?" - ancient white proverb
RT @mazmhussain: The fundamental dividing line between heinous tyrant and wise and brave leader is how enthusiastic you are in guaranteeing U.S. interests.
RT @ritholtz: How to Completely Blow an Interview, by Andrew Ross Sorkin http://gawker.com/how-to-...
RT @ritholtz: How to Completely Blow an Interview, by Andrew Ross Sorkin  http://gawker.com/how-to-completely-blow-an-interview-by-andrew-ross-sor-1681119566
RT @carmenlagala: Kids, gather round your grandma, I want to show you picture albums from my youth. Let's start with "mobile uploads", then "party n bull$hit"
RT @tvaziri: Dreamworks Animation's three 2014 releases grossed $1.2B at the box office worldwide. I don't understand how this business works.
Hey, sci-fi: given the single point of failure problem, a hive mind seems like a maladaptation.
RT @jeremyscahill: CNN Int'l has Saudi dissident, ex-political prisoner on blasting Saudi king. CNN domestic has Fareed Zakaria on discussing love for king.
The second sentence could probably stop with "Fareed Zakaria." - John (bird whisperer)
For some reason, adding #pointsme to any tweet makes it 25-40% less funny.
Deli wrap paper vs toothpicks are like exoskeletons vs endoskeletons for sandwiches.
RT @kg_nyk: 2 white teens go on a remorseless crime spree and it’s "kinda romantic" - black kids get killed and they’re thugs. Media, suck a fat one.
RT @garret24: @Mobute when will moderate patriots fans condemn this.
I'm gonna re-open it as a Veep-themed laundry service: the Matt Walsh-And-Fold. @BenjaminJS
RT @jimmykimmel: 50 college-educated adults are asking a man if he let air out of a ball.
RT @ayeletw: Must read on American Sniper (hat tip Yael Goldstein Love) http://www.rollingstone.com/politic...
RT @ayeletw: Must read on American Sniper (hat tip Yael Goldstein Love) http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/news/american-sniper-is-almost-too-dumb-to-criticize-20150121?page=3
RT @girlwithatail: 50 Shades of Grey sounds like a diverse retirement community.
RT @timmartinwhy: Dogs actually suck at poker Theyll always re-raise pre-flop on like a Queen Seven off suit
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