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For that last joke to really work, you should probably ignore the history of meth as a doctor-prescribed diet drug. Thanks!
I just think it's a little weird that there's a diet coke but not a diet meth.
High-low idea: a premium vodka made from french fries.
Hipsters driving up price of beer, researcher says - latimes.com - http://www.latimes.com/busines...
Hipsters driving up price of beer, researcher says - latimes.com
"A recent study has found that the price of low- and mid-range beers has been climbing at U.S. bars and restaurants. And the guy who oversaw the study for Massachusetts-based research firm Restaurant Sciences said he thinks the popularity of Pabst Blue Ribbon could be the cause. "While all the attention has been on craft beers, the price of mainstay brands in the mid-price tier have risen more dramatically," Research Sciences President Chuck Ellis said." - Andrew C (✓) from Bookmarklet
RT @chrisserico: Here's an idea for a tweet. Eh, that's stupid. But I'm hitting send, so it's your problem now.
Daikon Calzone and Momofuku Lemongrass Pork Sausage | Pickle Deli Square - http://www.pickledelisquare.com/2010...
Daikon Calzone and Momofuku Lemongrass Pork Sausage | Pickle Deli Square
This sausage is really great on its own. Pickled daikon and carrots and hoisin sauce are excellent to accompany it with though. - Andrew C (✓)
Talk Show Subway Car | Improv Everywhere - http://improveverywhere.com/2013...
Talk Show Subway Car | Improv Everywhere
Talk Show Subway Car | Improv Everywhere
"For our latest mission, we converted a New York City subway car into a late night talk show set. Host Pat Cassels (CollegeHumor) interviewed random commuters from his desk as bandleader Evan Gregory (The Gregory Brothers) kept the car rocking." - Andrew C (✓) from Bookmarklet
We did something like that in the early '90s only it was converting a BART car to a Vegas show lounge. - Spidra Webster
E.W. Jackson: Three-Fifths Clause An 'Anti-Slavery Amendment' | TPMDC - http://tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com/2013...
[In an April 28, 2011 statement while he was a Senate candidate,] ""Rev. [Charles Wallace] Smith must not have understood the 3/5ths clause was an anti-slavery amendment. Its purpose was to limit the voting power of slave holding states," Jackson, an African-American, [and the Republican nominee for lieutenant governor in Virginia] said in his statement. This is a deeply misleading telling of American constitutional history." - Andrew C (✓) from Bookmarklet
"The clause was demanded by Southern proponents of slavery as a way of enhancing their congressional representation. They wanted slaves to be counted as full persons but settled on three-fifths. People of African descent would have had no real rights either way. The inclusion of the clause greatly enhanced the South's political power and made it harder to abolish slavery. The clause was effectively eliminated after the Civil War by the Thirteenth Amendment." - Andrew C (✓)
RT @timjacobwise: Free-Market Conservatism Kills-OK Buildings Don't Have Safe Rooms bc "Regulation Rankles" http://www.dailykos.com/story... Welcome to Ayn Rand land
RT @timjacobwise: Free-Market Conservatism Kills-OK Buildings Don't Have Safe Rooms bc "Regulation Rankles" http://www.dailykos.com/story/2013/05/22/1210890/-Free-Market-Conservatism-Kills-Oklahoma-Buildings-Don-t-Have-Safe-Rooms-Because-Regulation-Rankles Welcome to Ayn Rand land
RT @billmon1: E.W. Jackson: 3/5th of a person clause an "anti-slavery amendment" Other than being pro-slavery & not an amendment, he's completely right.
RT @jonups_: Voter Suppression Group ‘True the Vote’ sues IRS Over Their Right To Victimize Others Tax-Free http://shar.es/ZAFbL via @sharethis
RT @iamenidcoleslaw: if you're Italian, it's perfectly legal to go into any Olive Garden and start breaking shit
RT @wonderella: I think it's called "Star Trek: Into Darkness" because all the minorities got sucked into space and only white dudes were left
The Harold: a revolutionary form that changed improvisational theatre & American comedy - https://mospace.umsystem.edu/xmlui...
The Harold is widely regarded as the foundation of long form scenic style improv. [...] Despite its vast influence on contemporary performance the Harold has been largely ignored by the scholarly community and thusly pushed to the margins. Therefore, this study will tell the story of the Harold, beginning with the development of improvisational theatre and the tensions and evolutions that led to the Harold's creation at iO, up to its use in contemporary comedic filmmaking. Furthermore, I will be examining the ways in which the Harold has helped transform American comedy by reshaping it to follow the principles and philosophy of the Harold." - Andrew C (✓)
‘Our Thoughts Go Out To Oklahoma,’ Says Congressman Mentally Calculating When He Can Bring Up Benghazi Again - http://www.theonion.com/article...
‘Our Thoughts Go Out To Oklahoma,’ Says Congressman Mentally Calculating When He Can Bring Up Benghazi Again
RT @billmon1: @emptywheel Guess Obama's logic: Better Petraeus inside tent pissing out, not outside pissing in. Didn't realize he could do both at once.
RT @billmon1: Figured Petraeus had role in pumping @Benghazi stories: to divert attention from his/CIA fuckups. @emptywheel covers: http://t.co/83e4u3GLga
Petraeus is a grade A asshole. - Andrew C (✓) from Android
RT @propublica: Why don't D.C. think tanks disclose donations from corporations and foreign governments? http://propub.ca/12sB5Vb #muckreads by @thenation
RT @propublica: Why don't D.C. think tanks disclose donations from corporations and foreign governments? http://propub.ca/12sB5Vb #muckreads by @thenation
I like this, "many Washington think tanks effectively serve as unregistered lobbyists". I've been unable to really articulate why I don't give credence to think-tanks. I think they're a shell game. It's a holding place for people wait out scandals, non-competes and other laws before moving on. I don't think all lobbyists are bad, but there should be transparency in how money affecting votes is flowing. - Anika
RT @kailijoy: Seriously. RT @jamisonfoser: You’re a damn idiot. RT @nytkeller: Call the Republicans' bluff. Bring Back Ken Starr http://t.co/aRx1BeH8bj
RT @kailijoy: Seriously. RT @jamisonfoser: You’re a damn idiot. RT @nytkeller: Call the Republicans' bluff. Bring Back Ken Starr http://t.co/aRx1BeH8bj
There should be a word for when you don't know if you're partying or networking.
I call it social anxiety aka Sweat Time. >.< - Anika
24-Year-Old Receives Sage Counsel From Venerable 27-Year-Old | The Onion - America's Finest News Source - http://www.theonion.com/article...
24-Year-Old Receives Sage Counsel From Venerable 27-Year-Old | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
this. this is where I live. - t-ra: not givin up
NeoGAF - View Single Post - Xbox One is huge - http://www.neogaf.com/forum...
NeoGAF - View Single Post - Xbox One is huge
"Xbox Juan" - Andrew C (✓) from Bookmarklet
Nutella Lawyers Shut Down What Other Companies Would Consider A Wet Dream | The Gist - http://thegist.com/news...
Nutella Lawyers Shut Down What Other Companies Would Consider A Wet Dream | The Gist
"Ferrero, SpA, maker of the hazelnut spread Nutella, has sent superfan Sara Rosso a cease-and-decist order to shut down her self-organized "World Nutella Day," a virally-marketed orgy of brand worship and product consumption that one could imagine prancing nymphlike through the nocturnal fantasies of marketing executives around the globe." - Andrew C (✓) from Bookmarklet
Ferrero are dumbasses. - Hieronymous Boosh
The Paley Center in LA and NY is also celebrating Arrested Development's imminent return. The email's titled "PALEY CENTER LOVE Arrested Development", and in NY, "The first 30 people to arrive will get a whole thing of candy beans!"
; ) - ComicsAlliance
I guess they're not dead yet. - Andrew C (✓) from Bookmarklet
Twitter / meganamram: ***PLEASE HELP: LOST MASKING TAPE*** pic.twitter.com/zAZ8bpGTvg - https://twitter.com/meganam...
Twitter / meganamram: ***PLEASE HELP: LOST MASKING TAPE*** pic.twitter.com/zAZ8bpGTvg
in picture: "Now first of all I realize my sign is hung with masking tape. IT IS DIFFERENT MASKING TAPE, I am looking for the exact roll pictured above." - Andrew C (✓) from Bookmarklet
Sports Book Club: Tim Grover's Relentless - The Triangle Blog - Grantland - http://www.grantland.com/blog...
"Relentless is a sports self-help/inspirational book by famed athletic trainer Tim Grover that reads like it was written by the love child of Gordon Gekko, Ayn Rand, and Sonny Vaccaro. Imagine The Onion doing a parody of an ultra-sociopathic Michael Jordan with the constant roar of the author swinging his dick like a helicopter rotor in the background and you have Relentless." - Andrew C (✓) from Bookmarklet
"Anyway, there are 13 rules and all the rules are labeled "#1." Why label every rule with the same number? Excellent question! " ... because if you give people a numbered list, they think #1 is the most important and the rest just follow behind." OK, so why not just use bullet points or dashes or something? Don't you think it's a little confusing to be, like, "rule #1" and have it mean 13 things? "If it's a long list they lose interest after #3 or #4." Well, I don't know ... Adderall? " - Andrew C (✓)
"Which brings me to the nagging question that anyone who has followed sports for the last 20 years should ask themselves when they encounter the story of a trainer who gets incredible results: ummmm, PEDS? Grover has always denied using PEDs as part of his prescribed regimens. [...] Which is nice to say, except that Grover's book is about describing the mind-set of a person who is... more... - Andrew C (✓)
"In other words: Tim Grover, who always abides by the guidelines the NBA has put into place regarding PEDs, uses a story about a man who takes a chemical potion to illustrate the idealized mind-set of the ultimate winner, a Cleaner. " - Andrew C (✓)
"The entire book reminds me of Colonel Jessup right before he admitted he ordered the code red." - Andrew C (✓)
There's a fine line between genius and sociopathy :) - Victor Ganata
Yeah, the line is called winning. You win and everyone forgives you your sociopathy. - Andrew C (✓)
Unless you get caught using PEDs. - Victor Ganata
Fair enough! - Andrew C (✓)
Inhofe Opposed Sandy Aid, Will Support Oklahoma Aid - NYTimes.com - http://takingnote.blogs.nytimes.com/2013...
Inhofe Opposed Sandy Aid, Will Support Oklahoma Aid - NYTimes.com
"Senator James Inhofe of Oklahoma voted against the Hurricane Sandy relief package, arguing at the time that the bill was a "slush fund." But on MSNBC this morning he suggested that he would support disaster aid for Oklahoma, because that process will be "totally different."" - Andrew C (✓) from Bookmarklet
"The Sandy bill, he said, was unnecessarily expansive. [...] But "that won't happen in Oklahoma," he said, not specifying why he was so sure." - Andrew C (✓)
"Mr. Inhofe's Oklahoma colleague, Senator Tom Coburn, who also voted against Sandy relief, seemed more sensitive to possible allegations of hypocrisy. He stressed that he would "absolutely" demand budget cuts to offset federal assistance. Of course he also promised that "any and all available aid will be delivered without delay." That's exactly as it should be. Residents of New York and New Jersey, however, certainly did not get that treatment. They had to wait out months of Republican obstruction."" - Andrew C (✓)
Exclusive First Look at Xbox One | Gadget Lab | Wired.com - http://www.wired.com/gadgetl...
"The camera can also capture video at 60 frames per second for two-way services like Skype--but more impressive still are the Kinect's tracking capabilities. It's now so sensitive that it can measure your pulse by monitoring pigmentation change in your face. (It's partially done via infrared light, which means it works regardless of skin tone.)" - Andrew C (✓) from Bookmarklet
RT @rolldiggity: Great, now they're going to have to come up with a new name for the President's Xbox.
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