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RT @psyeugenic: Interesting talk by Urban Boquist about The Ericsson SGSN-MME node written in Erlang - https://t.co/0CaKBwK7K0

March 5 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I think I just threatened to make burning man art out of Vegemite. (to head off accusations of treason: I can't buy Marmite on amazon)

March 5 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Something caustic about the year 2013 and major open source foundations still using subversion.

March 5 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Follow up: deleted my Flickr account because they forced me to deal with yahoo. If you do ditch that albatross, let me know.

March 4 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Devops: the belief that you can write software to put out the fire in your hair.

March 3 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Snack Golem™

March 1 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Accepting these constraints is what got us here in the first place, so I say "Fuck it."

February 28 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

“@dieswaytoofast: Spreadsheets - the answer to the question "How did the world end?" http://t.co/0kkTzkn1UY” Amen.

February 28 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

"Your point seems entirely valid when unexamined." -- @lonelocust

February 28 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Dear #erlang ers who use rebar to restrict otp versions - a min restriction is fine, a max restriction is a paddlin'. #bleedingedges

February 27 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

An opinionated guide to Scheme implementations. Hear hear. http://wingolog.org/archive...

February 24 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @mithriltabby: @cstross Also scary: "use Math::DhoNa;". CASE NIGHTMARE PERL.

February 24 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Pagerduty and the Infinite Sadness, Nagios and the boot stamping on a human face forever.

February 21 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

http://www.commitlogsfromlastnight.com/ haw.

February 21 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

“@lnbiindustries: Dramatic readings of man page entries.” *looks for kick starter to throw money at*

February 20 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @pagerduty: Blog post: Introducing the PagerDuty iPhone app w/unlimited push notifications http://blog.pagerduty.com/2013...

February 20 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Oncalligist.

February 19 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Apple Crash Report: "Fuck CalendarAgent. Seriously, whoever wrote this piece of shit should be ashamed."

February 13 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I can't believe this restaurant doesn't take Clipper.

February 9 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Dear Father Opsmas: this year I have been good as far as you know and I would like better tools for sampling traffic throughout my systems.

February 9 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

This document has been classified "SUPER HYPER CONFIDENTIAL OMG I WILL CUT YOU IF YOU SHARE".

February 8 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I once ordered a Caesar Slaad and it killed my whole party.

February 1 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

http://twitter.com/archael...

January 31 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I am now trapped in a hell dimension of ruby and cancer.

January 31 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

'echo "OTP_R16A_RELEASE_CANDIDATE" > .preferred_otp_version' and upgrade your heroku erlang app.

January 30 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

It is only through extreme flavour that you can taste coffee in this glass of vodka. #bbote