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Just finished watching Louis CK's Hilarious. The man is a genius if tell you. He even brought a cup if we need it later.

3 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Free Obama 2012 bumper stickers https://t.co/AvhTXZ5a

9 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I wonder if Woody and Buzz ever met with Andy's mom's toys... I bet they have the same names.

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I hate scottish bathrooms http://i.imgur.com/GbfU9.jpg

I hate scottish bathrooms http://t.co/z3M8kIXn

12 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I have been on Twitter for 4 Years, 7 Months, 4 Weeks, 3 Hours, 43 Minutes. http://www.howlonghavei.com #howlonghaveibeenontwitter

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All my friends are skeletons

13 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

User: IT'S BROKEN! FIX IT! Me: um, it's working just fine, what problem were you having? User: Oh um I don't know. I didn't actually try it

16 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Unrelated I think... Pvc purple primer will irreversibly stain linoleum. No matter how new it is.

Tuesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

TIL: your wife always needs at least one reason to be mad at you. While resolving that reason you WILL give her a new one.

Tuesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Less Complaining. More Sexy Rumpus. http://theoatmeal.com/blog...

Tuesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Ebony bow of Soul Entrapment. Does 120pts of damage w/ any arrow. We are talking Skyrim right?RT @gothunts: What bow do you currently shoot?

Tuesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

OrangeRed for Valentines day. It's the little things

Tuesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @Wild_Bill_00: Usually the people who need to smile the most are trying to make everyone else smile.

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Nothing says happy Valentine's Day like blaring The Offspring through my headphones.

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Thinking about buying a bunch of fake diamond rings and going downtown tomorrow to drop them in random wine glasses. anyone wanna come?

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Out of context totd RT @kate_the_great @megebee sometimes a girl just wants to take a nice straight guy. Hard.

Monday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @chrisbergman: Friends, I have a lead on a dev position. TDD and JS preferred. Agile experience a plus. Let me know if you're looking.

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Turned on ESPN radio this morning because I was wondering what Tim Tebow was saying about Whitney Houston's death.

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I heard Nebraska is nice...

Monday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Next year they should reunite the Georgia Satellites. I'm curious if they continue to hand me no lines & keep their hands to themselves

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Ok so episode 1 was not as bad as I remember it being. Jar jar still sucks but the pod race in 3d was cool

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Had to take a break from skyrim to go help a friend hook up his new Xbox. The sacrifices I make as a gamer...

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Am I going to jail for looking at that? RT @907natalie @armonde Gerber nipples are my preferred http://twitter.com/907nata...

Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

The word nipple does not show up in my timeline nearly often enough. Nor do pictures of them

Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

In the epic familial battle with @KGB9823. Kids: what's for dinner? Us: I don't know. Ask your mother/father

Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

My nipples are so hard that they hurt.

Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Talk with yourself and you'll hear what you want to know.

February 10 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Twitter, Weibo Spread Rumors of North Korean Leader Kim Jong-un's Assassination http://www.reuters.com/article...

February 10 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Wait, Kim Jong Un has been assassinated?

February 10 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

In honor of Beerfest. Budweiser has come out with a brand new beer: http://www.jest.com/video...

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