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I do this thing at coffee shops where I tell people, "Hey, you're not my girlfriend!" Until someone corrects me.
“Papa Was A Rodeo” by Bright Eyes is my new jam. ♫ http://thisismyjam.com/ashpond... #thisismyjam
Ok dudes, the 'y u no' formula makes it really hard to understand what you're complaining about, and thus hard to address. Y U no be smart?
User: Crash! Me: Jailbreak? U: No. M: Crash Logs? Crash Logs: Jailbroken! M: :( U: :P or >:( M: ...
Never let it be said @justin isn't awesome.
Just learned to Contra dance in an illegal Ethiopian restaurant in the backroom of a halal slaughterhouse.
RT @owenpallett: This Neal Stephenson book was chugging along great until Neal got totally blazed around page two million
Printing. Still Hell.
RT @justin: Über, TaskRabbit, LaudryLocker and ZipCar are essentially services to do all the crap my mom used to do for me.
Connoisseur rats.
OH: are we being green or is this coffee pot just broken?
RT @katlillie: poopin'.
That Big Country fight was great to watch. Up-fucking-setting. But great.
Did Twitter already explode with birthday wishes for @liscio?
Seriously. More tweets than I can read, per minute. Nevermind replying.
Who knew so many people were into twitter clients. My fingers are swelling and in pain.
Tapbots #0006 is pretty good.
When you go through to trouble of breaking something for someone, and then they have the decency to fix it, right away.
RT @cwalker: Telling people you're not on Facebook is the new 'I don't have a TV'.
People that demand things from perfect strangers, who raised you?
“Latinoamérica” by Calle 13 is my new jam. ♫ http://thisismyjam.com/ashpond... #thisismyjam
'How hard could replacing a head gasket be?' He asked himself, idiotically.
New favorite hobby, shit talking people via Foursquare.
RT @mrgan: Eating with friends and family is linked to weight gain. It is also one of the most enjoyable activities in your entire life.
I think it's bullshit that I can't open Textmate in Textmate 2...
We're hiring: http://aptfolk.tumblr.com/support Email me: ash@aptfolk.com
Slept like shit, kept having dreams about zombies and then getting annoyed by the obvious AIDS metaphor.
CIA Claims Release of its History of the Bay of Pigs Debacle Would “Confuse the Public.” « UNREDACTED - http://nsarchive.wordpress.com/2012...
My phone now corrects Fucking to Fuckin. I'm ok with this.
Two straws One cup, the cutest shock video.
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