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I do this thing at coffee shops where I tell people, "Hey, you're not my girlfriend!" Until someone corrects me.
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“Papa Was A Rodeo” by Bright Eyes is my new jam. ♫
http://thisismyjam.com/ashpond...
#thisismyjam
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Ok dudes, the 'y u no' formula makes it really hard to understand what you're complaining about, and thus hard to address. Y U no be smart?
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User: Crash! Me: Jailbreak? U: No. M: Crash Logs? Crash Logs: Jailbroken! M: :( U: :P or >:( M: ...
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Never let it be said @
justin
isn't awesome.
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Just learned to Contra dance in an illegal Ethiopian restaurant in the backroom of a halal slaughterhouse.
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RT @
owenpallett
: This Neal Stephenson book was chugging along great until Neal got totally blazed around page two million
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Printing. Still Hell.
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RT @
justin
: Über, TaskRabbit, LaudryLocker and ZipCar are essentially services to do all the crap my mom used to do for me.
February 9
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Connoisseur rats.
February 9
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OH: are we being green or is this coffee pot just broken?
February 9
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RT @
katlillie
: poopin'.
February 8
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That Big Country fight was great to watch. Up-fucking-setting. But great.
February 8
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Did Twitter already explode with birthday wishes for @
liscio
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February 8
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Seriously. More tweets than I can read, per minute. Nevermind replying.
February 8
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Who knew so many people were into twitter clients. My fingers are swelling and in pain.
February 8
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Tapbots
#0006
is pretty good.
February 8
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When you go through to trouble of breaking something for someone, and then they have the decency to fix it, right away.
February 8
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RT @
cwalker
: Telling people you're not on Facebook is the new 'I don't have a TV'.
February 7
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People that demand things from perfect strangers, who raised you?
February 7
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“Latinoamérica” by Calle 13 is my new jam. ♫
http://thisismyjam.com/ashpond...
#thisismyjam
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'How hard could replacing a head gasket be?' He asked himself, idiotically.
February 7
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New favorite hobby, shit talking people via Foursquare.
February 7
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RT @
mrgan
: Eating with friends and family is linked to weight gain. It is also one of the most enjoyable activities in your entire life.
February 7
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I think it's bullshit that I can't open Textmate in Textmate 2...
February 6
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We're hiring:
http://aptfolk.tumblr.com/support
Email me: ash@aptfolk.com
February 6
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Slept like shit, kept having dreams about zombies and then getting annoyed by the obvious AIDS metaphor.
February 6
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CIA Claims Release of its History of the Bay of Pigs Debacle Would “Confuse the Public.” « UNREDACTED -
http://nsarchive.wordpress.com/2012...
February 5
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My phone now corrects Fucking to Fuckin. I'm ok with this.
February 5
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Two straws One cup, the cutest shock video.
February 5
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