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Bet I hear Houston mixtapes for the next three years. Tonight, though, it's all about Milli Vanilli #NYCJukeHell

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A Bumper of Babies #collectivenouns

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Chrissie Hynde?! #NYCJukeHell

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Rhino Lunch Box #AwkwardTrampStamp

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Dad? @Crutnacker: Dad #AwkwardTrampStamp

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Poked 'er wif a stick, I did! How can you tell the diff? Darien_Mason: Are you SURE she's dead?

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Wide Load #AwkwardTrampStamp

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Contents under pressure #AwkwardTrampStamp

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My eye is up here #AwkwardTrampStamp

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Yer doing it wrong #AwkwardTrampStamp

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Hello! My name is ... #AwkwardTrampStamp

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Wha? And Abe Vigoda too!? @gaberivera: This may come as a shock to you, but apparently Kevin Costner is still alive.

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Ghouls! They gather around and warm their cockles @gaberivera: A star has died, and 100 million grim reapers spring into action on Twitter

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Damn. Double down on the 80 huffing soundtrack for the next year. Maybe just a little Sinatra? #NYCHuffs80s

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Egypt was grand! Octopoids abound! @cthulhuchick: I would buy that so hard RT @thevowel: At the Lego Store. Still no Cthulhu Lego :(.

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Mad dogs and Englishmen! @LisaFarted: Warm beer is for prisoners.

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Oh dear, is that when it all goes dark? @dotemdot: 3 Strong Beers in, and on to the second shift of drinking buddies....

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Journey #NYCJukeHell

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Whoa, chick has the urinal mint purfume on stun.

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"Deeply regretted by all that knew him" #epitaph nod @neilhimself

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Kindergarchy #word

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Umm, that's your parasitic twin .., @Doom_Jedi: I'm hung like a white infant.

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Umm, Prince's 'Guitar'? @asilentflute: This is the world's first openly gay Superbowl Halftime show.

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Go Rapmaster Sith!

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Shall Not Be Drunk @BrewYorkNY: @thefoaminghead @adamnason What do you want me to do? Call it "The Beer That Shall Not Be Named?"

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She'll be wearing innertubes! @PANTSSteve: Can't wait for Madonna in the Bridgestone halftime show. Sexy songs about tires! #lateshowwriters

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Only if you serve his ribs to the sucessor @LisaFarted: My husband said the ribs were too tender. I can legally kill him now, right?