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It's kind of crazy that 2014 is closer to the final and complete fall of the Roman Empire (the fall of Constantinople) than the fall of the Roman Empire is to the end of the Roman Republic.
When are we dating the end of the Republic to? - Pete : Team Marina
Augustus being declared emperor. - Victor Ganata
It doesn't make a big difference to the difference, but thanks :) - Pete : Team Marina
Now that I think of it, the fall of Constantinople is closer to today than the fall of Rome (the Western half of the Empire) is to the fall of Constantinople. - Victor Ganata
This heat makes me feel crazy. Like it's actually altering the timing of my neurons firing or something.
I think that's why there were so many accidents this morning. 76F at 7:30 is Vegas weather. Now, I understand why everyone there drives so slow. - Anika
Also Oklahoma weather in the thick of summer. Except that they still drive like idiots here. - Uli
Woke up because the A/C turned back on. #heatwave
It's already 75 degrees outside :D - Victor Ganata from iPhone
Meanwhile, it's 69 in my house (the AC is set to 74) & only 50 outside. - COMPLICATED MR. NOODLE
Same here. It's 52 outside. I have the thermostat turned to heat, but it's not running right now. - Laura
It always amuses me that the song "I Would Die 4 U" is essentially a chapter from the Gospel according to Prince.
High of 68 here today, but the mornings are getting cool. - Eivind
That moment you untangle one knot and end up with fifteen more other knots #metaphor #DeliberatelyCryptic
Solve it the Alexander the Great way! - Andrew C (✔)
Alexander the Great's way would be terrible against hydras - Victor Ganata from iPhone
"50 Shades of Grey" as Star Trek fanfic
at East Hollywood, Los Angeles -
at East Hollywood, Los Angeles
"You're a big winner. I'm gonna ask you a simple question and I want you to listen to me: who's the big winner here tonight at the casino? Huh? Mikey, that's who. Mikey's the big winner. Mikey wins."
I keep waiting for the little bunny/big bear quote... - Lisa L. Seifert from iPhone
Also, the bachelor party must be in Vegas, baby... :) - Lisa L. Seifert from iPhone
The party is in L.A. but we stopped by the Dresden :D - Victor Ganata from iPhone
The big wiener? - WoH: Professor MOTHRA
You're so money, and you don't even realize it. - Steven Perez from Android
I guess the bunny and the claws and the fangs scene *was* at the Dresden :D - Victor Ganata from iPhone
"The most sausage of sausagefests. Imagine twelve sausages eating twelve sausages." #NotLiterally
Hey, Vic, it's ok. We're not judging. - WoH: Professor MOTHRA
He is young and needs the money. - Pete : Team Marina from FFHound(roid)!
Man dies at sperm bank after 4th donation in 10 days - NY Post - Jeez, I guess masturbation *can* kill you.
I can get that done by lunch. - Eric - Poppa Large
"…masturbatory frenzy." At least he died doing what he loved? - Victor Ganata
I wonder how much volume they require. - Victor Ganata
Lightweight. - Steven Perez
Not that I've done an extensive search or anything, but I can't seem to find the answer for how much volume a donation is. If the average ejaculate is 2 ml and you have to fill a 100 ml cup per donation, well, I could see how it could be a problem. - Victor Ganata
"Oh God, I think I feel them moving" — Peter Griffin - Victor Ganata
Wouldn't his death kind of kick him out of donating? I mean...they'd have to put that in his file, right? - Anika
Well, it might've been a fluke, though. Nothing genetic. Maybe he got too excited. If they let him donate four times, I'm assuming that the initial sample evaluation and genetic screening was all OK :D - Victor Ganata
Eternal Fappiness. - Brent Schaus
At least he'll go to Valhalla, as he died with his sword in his hand. - Eivind from Android
He came, and went. - Pete : Team Marina from FFHound(roid)!
He was exsperminated. - Spidra Webster
Uncool of the Post to use the photo of him throwing up a gang sign, tho. - Steele Lawman
Giving till it hurt.. alot. - Me
>100°F highs for the next five days *whimpers*
Yeeesh. - Jennifer Dittrich
When I heard that yesterday, I almost cried in the car. It's been unbearable for me the past few weeks. - Anika
Ew. - SAM
Yuuuuuuuuuuucko - Andrew C (✔)
My condolences. - Arlan K.
I made it two hours working outside - then said screw it I'm gonna vacuum to be productive - Steve C Team Marina
100 up here in Sacto today & tomorrow. I am so over this. - Corinne L
I didn't know you were in Texas, Victor. - Steven Perez
Well, at least it's not humid, I guess. - Victor Ganata
Hawaii's forecast shows we're not slated to get to 100, but the humidity is just... Shoot me now. - Arlan K.
I only lasted about 15 min outside in high heat in Riverside at 1pm today. And was sweating and miserable for hours after, even when I got back in semi-AC. - Spidra Webster
and it'll be 58°F here in DFW tonight. i turned on the furnace. WTAF? - Big Joe Silence
It's 59F here in NJ, right now. - April Russo
"You're so money and you don't even know it."
Fine, proper martinis made with gin are easily superior to martinis made of vodka but I know I'm gonna have a terrible headache tomorrow.
Bloody Marys to the rescue. - Eivind from Android
Hahaha! And so begins the sleep dep, bacchanalia and bachelors' weekend... - Spidra Webster
A wearable like what Leela wears in Futurama would be way cooler than a watch (via @bibliotech )
Yeah, cause it has lasers. - Andrew C (✔)
Although the AI is probably more useful (as long as it doesn't join the Robot Uprising.) - Victor Ganata
Well, if you're not careful (and it doesn't have safeties) wrist-mounted weapons are a great way to destroy your own hands, yeah. - Andrew C (✔)
LOL. Hell, you probably could mount a gun on that. - Victor Ganata
^^ hahaha The "plate" option at the bottom killed me. - Stephen Mack
The iArm Forearm Mount *is* actually orderable on Amazon :D (although it's just a box.) - Victor Ganata
The wristlojackimator is only a part of the device. The technical name for the entire device that Leela wears is "This thing on my wrist" - Slippy
Now I don't really know much about weapons, but am I wrong in assuming that grenade launchers aren't really made for precision targeting and minimizing collateral damage?
I'll sleep when I'm dead. Which might be sooner rather than later if I don't sleep.
"If an ill person touches a doorknob at work, how long does the virus take to spread around the office? Within four hours, scientists found it in an alarming number of places." - Slate
RT @niche: RT @RealLucasNeff: I've never met anyone funny who needed to tell me they were funny.
This is why "it's just a joke" is a lame excuse. - Victor Ganata
"Gandhi has been historically the most aggressive character in Civilization due to an original bug in the first game that caused him to go all-out once he reaches democracy. They just kept the thing going ever since." (via cognitivedissonance)
I can't believe I played all five Civ games and never knew this. No wonder if Gandhi was right next to my civ, we'd always end up in war and the only way I'd survive is if I succeeded in razing Delhi to the ground. - Victor Ganata
"On a scale of 0 to 10, Gandhi is now 255 points of pure nuclear rage." - Victor Ganata
The euphoria of sleep deprivation is starting to wear off. Now it's just crash, crash, crash….
Can't you take a sick day? - Andrew C (✔)
Yes, but it never occurs to me to do so :D - Victor Ganata from iPhone
Cat naps... ooh even better.. COFFEE NAPS! - Me
The same companies selling GMOs are also killing off honeybees with neonicotinoid pesticides. You don't think it's reasonable to know which products are theirs so we can avoid giving them money?
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