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And w/that curmudgeonly, "I'm approaching middle age & becoming my parents" Tweet, I now declare my sober live Tweeting experiment a failure

7 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

The only thing worse than having to be sober at this lame #Grammys "dance party" they're having is to be sober & watch it on TV.

7 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

At least people got to swing something at Chris Brown. Shame it was just these douchey glowstick things.

7 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Did this Grammys dude just call him "Paul McCartley"??????

8 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Also, until seeing the nominees in that category, I thought "Skrillex" was spelled/pronounced "Skillrex". Still don't give a shit.

8 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Jeff (Team マクダジ ) and Jimminy, CoG of FF liked this

Oh Adele, it's great that you won but honey, lose the gum. You're on national tv. At the #Grammys.

8 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Hold on: was that Colonoscopy Sweepstakes commercial real?!

10 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Was going to ask "Why does @LadyGaga have a scepter?" then remembered I retired from asking "why?" about anything she does years ago.

10 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Considering giving up meat for the foreseeable future. Any other Gluten Free folks tried this? Is it really challenging?

16 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

It's a good indicator of your night when reviewing your texts the next day you see you used "Total Eclipse of the Heart" lyrics as advice.

21 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Here to support all the @DestinationBar bands! Go Sam! And Josh! (at @mercuryloungeny) — https://path.com/p/2ydR11

Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I know what MY valentine is getting this year... [pic] — https://path.com/p/27gcAA

Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

You know my sense of humor...YOU make the inappropriate joke here. [pic] — https://path.com/p/2rWSku

Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

As an occasional coffee drinker, do I want/need a Keurig?

Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Y'all, @WestElm just gave me amazing, friendly service. They're being my virtual boyfriend & picking up (& replacing!) my faulty rug. WIN!

Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

It's both a magical & very depressing thing when you've finished all you need to do for the weekend by Sat at 9am.

Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

There should be a word for "just passed by your house in a taxi going to dinner while selfishly neglecting your dog at home." Or. Maybe not.

Friday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Westminster Dog Show brought some special guests to the studio! (at @nasdaq) [pic] — https://path.com/p/17xVw4

Friday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

The downside of (the gluten free restaurant) Risotteria is that I get to gorge on tasty things I normally can't. See also: FIVE BREADSTICKS.

Thursday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I wish the internet had a sensor that kicked me out of a bar every time I consider a shot of Jameson. An "Aubrey You're Being a Dumbass" app

Thursday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Mr. @TomClifton is the only Duke alum alive I could watch a Duke/UNC game with. Though I still may knee him in the balls if he doesn't STFU.

Wednesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Flurries!!! (My first snow as an NYC resident.)

Wednesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Now that I publicly outed myself for seeing a shrink (unapologetically, at that), I'll return to the impt. things. Like GO HEELS, BEAT DOOK!

Wednesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Wherein I talk very candidly on why my bank account is $160 lighter a month. Also, I say "fucker". So there's that. http://aubreysabala.com/post...

Wednesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Fine, I admit it: I'm responsible for the first (non-italicized) sentence of this article: http://www.xojane.com/enterta... cc: @Daisy @tuckermax

Wednesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I applaud @DaveMorin & @Path for their transparency, apology & action taken. Hope more companies follow this model. http://blog.path.com/post...

Wednesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Speaking of @Spotify, this is how I prefer to - & how you all should - listen to it. (Hint: On @Sonos) http://gadgetwise.blogs.nytimes.com/2012...

Wednesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I love @Spotify, but hoo-boy, you people listen to some truly craptastic music. #SpotifyTop100Tracks http://open.spotify.com/user...

Wednesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Sometimes you have to be that girl that replies to an email with "You misspelled our brand in your inane, stupid, power-trip note you sent."

Wednesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Wherein I drop part of my granola bar down my shirt, mid-cleavage, & I can't figure out a delicate way to remove it during this meeting.

Wednesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Wayne U liked this