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And w/that curmudgeonly, "I'm approaching middle age & becoming my parents" Tweet, I now declare my sober live Tweeting experiment a failure
The only thing worse than having to be sober at this lame #Grammys "dance party" they're having is to be sober & watch it on TV.
At least people got to swing something at Chris Brown. Shame it was just these douchey glowstick things.
Did this Grammys dude just call him "Paul McCartley"??????
Also, until seeing the nominees in that category, I thought "Skrillex" was spelled/pronounced "Skillrex". Still don't give a shit.
Oh Adele, it's great that you won but honey, lose the gum. You're on national tv. At the #Grammys.
Hold on: was that Colonoscopy Sweepstakes commercial real?!
Was going to ask "Why does @LadyGaga have a scepter?" then remembered I retired from asking "why?" about anything she does years ago.
Considering giving up meat for the foreseeable future. Any other Gluten Free folks tried this? Is it really challenging?
It's a good indicator of your night when reviewing your texts the next day you see you used "Total Eclipse of the Heart" lyrics as advice.
Here to support all the @DestinationBar bands! Go Sam! And Josh! (at @mercuryloungeny) — https://path.com/p/2ydR11
I know what MY valentine is getting this year... [pic] — https://path.com/p/27gcAA
You know my sense of humor...YOU make the inappropriate joke here. [pic] — https://path.com/p/2rWSku
As an occasional coffee drinker, do I want/need a Keurig?
Y'all, @WestElm just gave me amazing, friendly service. They're being my virtual boyfriend & picking up (& replacing!) my faulty rug. WIN!
It's both a magical & very depressing thing when you've finished all you need to do for the weekend by Sat at 9am.
There should be a word for "just passed by your house in a taxi going to dinner while selfishly neglecting your dog at home." Or. Maybe not.
Westminster Dog Show brought some special guests to the studio! (at @nasdaq) [pic] — https://path.com/p/17xVw4
The downside of (the gluten free restaurant) Risotteria is that I get to gorge on tasty things I normally can't. See also: FIVE BREADSTICKS.
I wish the internet had a sensor that kicked me out of a bar every time I consider a shot of Jameson. An "Aubrey You're Being a Dumbass" app
Mr. @TomClifton is the only Duke alum alive I could watch a Duke/UNC game with. Though I still may knee him in the balls if he doesn't STFU.
Flurries!!! (My first snow as an NYC resident.)
Now that I publicly outed myself for seeing a shrink (unapologetically, at that), I'll return to the impt. things. Like GO HEELS, BEAT DOOK!
Wherein I talk very candidly on why my bank account is $160 lighter a month. Also, I say "fucker". So there's that. http://aubreysabala.com/post...
Fine, I admit it: I'm responsible for the first (non-italicized) sentence of this article: http://www.xojane.com/enterta... cc: @Daisy @tuckermax
I applaud @DaveMorin & @Path for their transparency, apology & action taken. Hope more companies follow this model. http://blog.path.com/post...
Speaking of @Spotify, this is how I prefer to - & how you all should - listen to it. (Hint: On @Sonos) http://gadgetwise.blogs.nytimes.com/2012...
I love @Spotify, but hoo-boy, you people listen to some truly craptastic music. #SpotifyTop100Tracks http://open.spotify.com/user...
Sometimes you have to be that girl that replies to an email with "You misspelled our brand in your inane, stupid, power-trip note you sent."
Wherein I drop part of my granola bar down my shirt, mid-cleavage, & I can't figure out a delicate way to remove it during this meeting.
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