This is clearly not my cat. If this was my cat he's have one arm shoved down into the printer trying to tear up all the internal whirling bits with his bare claws.
- Soup in a TARDIS
Too Funny! Reminds me of the San Mateo Cat Shelter where one of the cats loves to sleep on top of the laster printer where the paper comes out...
- Greg Lato
1600+ to beat the FFundercats live chat thread. I think with this real time now on all threads we're going to see some truly epic comment numbers.
- Simon Wicks
Ivan, no the picture speaks for itself. ;-)
- Kol Tregaskes
Petr, I have no idea what you mean, but thank you. :-)
- Kol Tregaskes
@Kol .. :] that, partially, might have been the purpose.... I don't know it exactly either. :] .. was I reflecting on a cat under the fax, and that it is hard to fax that way ... /?:] ... "underfaxing at its worst" ..
- pb:
there ya have me ! :] .... see, to be honest with you, i saw this pic couple days ago, but i let it go, without posting it ..... what does that make me? :]
- pb:
even a flat cat... faxes just can't handle the hair. You'd have to shave the cat first, else the hair will burn and stick to the drum... a mess! (I am extrapolating from transparencies, mind, i don't have access to a cat to test)
- Iphigenie
Hehe, Joelle. This is now tied for the 'likes' top stop. One more then, hehe. :-)
- Kol Tregaskes
Hehe, Greg. Blimey! Erm, is that not far from 500 likes now? ;-)
- Kol Tregaskes
Bloody marvelous, Kol. Wish I could like it again... too cute (and help u to 500 likes).
- Roberto Bonini
I couldn't believe it when I logged on from the morning over posting it and saw it was at something 200 likes! You all have a strange fetish with cats and fax machines, hehe. ;-)
- Kol Tregaskes
Am I the only one who saw this and their first thought was - My goodness did someone break that cats neck? It still freaks me out a little
- SteVe C
Steve, it does look a little out of place, but cats are pretty bendy. ;-)
- Kol Tregaskes
So we can put this post to rest now. :-) 505 likes final count, wow! :-D Good night all!
- Kol Tregaskes
did 3 people really un-like this? now at 506. wtf (edit: uh, oh, yeah, me and 2 + 506 others makes 509. dammit, jim, i'm an artist, not a mathematician)
- ɐ ɯıʞ sıɹɥɔ
One of the best funny cat pictures I've seen! :-)
- John Collis
Kristian, it appears to be. Hehe, John.
- Kol Tregaskes
ای بابا این پیشول بی خیال نمی شود، بابا پاشو برو دنبال یه بازی دیگه ، از هفته پیش تا حالا تو فکس ولو شدی حوصله ات سر نرفته، پاشو اقلا بپر رو کیبوردی چیزی
- Maryaminaa
It's really only social convention which regards it as inappropriate, same with Xeroxing it, like one does with their b__tocks. Wait are we still talking about cats cats here or...
- sofarsoShawn
OMGosh 700+ likes now!! LOL. Thank you all 702 of you. :-)
- Kol Tregaskes
I'm stlll shocked that *I* spent 6 years of my life changing diapers. That was definitely never in the plans. I couldn't even begin to imagine what some of my friends with 4 or 5 kids with 2 - 3 years between them have endured.
- Anika
I am looking at that thinking it would be great for my cat litter waste.
- Janet:#TeamMonique
You should have another. You make beautiful kids.
- Carlos Ayala
Carlos, you crazy. I'm a raging bitch when I'm pregnant. All my friends have begged for me never to get pregnant again. They say I'm like a mean, hormonal drunk. <shrug> And I really don't ever want to do all that newborn stuff again.
- Anika
That's fancy! Ours is just a regular rectangle kitchen Rubbermaid container thing.
- Rochelle
i'll take your crazy ass then...ive seen the results. gonna have to have a talk with the hubster. maybe he can make somethin happen at 3am. on the sneak tip of course.
- Carlos Ayala
You're horrible, LOL. You know, he was supposed to have gotten a vasectomy a week before I found out I was pregnant with our first kid. And I'm convinced that your way is how we wound up with our second.
- Anika
sliding up @ 3am always does the trick....or so im told... /shrug
- Carlos Ayala
Ha. I work with three girls - two of whom are still solidly in diapers (2.5 years old and almost 1). I sometimes contemplate counting how many diapers I change in a day and then decide that would be too depressing. The 2 year old is starting to want to potty train and I'm STOKED.
- Lis
I'm on the countdown to potty training the last one. Both boys trained right around 25 months, so I'm hoping the girl follows suit, she's 21 months.
- Heather Solos
Two years later...I've just spray painted this black. It's finally going to be a compost bin. Finally. Two. Years. Later. *headdesk*
- Anika
Adrian has pointed out that the black diaper pail looks a bit like Darth Vader....so I may need some more paints.
- Anika
Yes. K-9. Then I got my driver's license and drove myself for 10-12. Edit: The experience was fine. I'm indifferent. Never had any issues but it wasn't my most favorite activity ever.
- Rochelle
*raises hand* - not a good experience. My first trip on the bus resulted in a missed stop on the way home - very traumatic for a 1st grader. Lots of bullying too.
- Kevin Johnson
Kindergarten, because it was mandatory. *I was jealous on bad weather days but generally glad I walked.
- Heather
*raises hand*... rode the city bus from (I think) 4th grade through high school. It was what it was. Fun some days, lousy others. Got my first contact high riding Bi-State (MO/IL). I read most of the time, so I really didn't notice much of what was going on. One of the things I like about mass transit, the opportunity to read.... but then, you didn't really ask for all that, did you? *cough*
- MoTO #TeamMonique
I walked to grade school & jr. high, but usually bus to high school until I could drive.
- Tinfoil 2.0
did it in 9th grade. sucked. don't want to think about it.
- Hieronymous Boob
Yep ... various buses in various cities. I equate it to living in dorms in college. While it may not always be the most pleasant experience, it's an easy way to make friends and helps pass time.
- Kristin
It was fine, my kids actually love taking the bus. I try to explain to them that parents who love their kids take them to school, but they won't listen
- RAPatton
I took an MBTA bus to high school for the first few months of my freshman year (until I dislocated my knee and had a brace from my ankle to my thigh and had to have my mother drive me, which eventually became a carpool until I started driving myself). The bus made stops through a somewhat shady area of Boston, though, so it was no big loss. I wouldn't say it was a good experience, but it wasn't really a bad one either.
- Lola Bean (Penguin)
I did in 2nd grade for a few months and in 4th grade for a few months. Experience was fine, if a bit noisy.
- Anika
I always wanted to ride the bus but since our town is so small, it never made sense to catch it for a 5-minute ride across town. The one exception was Freshman year of high school - my best friend lived in the country and had to take the bus to school every day, so I would catch it at the jr high by my house and join her for the last bit of the trip to keep her company. Once we got our licenses though...fuggedaboutit. :D
- Hookuh Tinypants
rode the bus k-6, walk to jr high 7-9, bus/car/TRUCKS (i had some farmer sons as friends, ;) high school
- chaz2b
Every day until I had my driver's license. I grew up out in the country, so it was always at least 1/2 an hour, usually longer, each way. In the winter it would take even longer. It was okay. I did a lot of reading. There were some bullies on the bus in middle school and early high school. I should have been a target, but they pretty much left me alone. Well, sometimes they asked me about what I was reading. I was going through a horror phase and they approved of the gory covers and liked my plot summaries.
- Katy S
Yes, K-6. It was mostly just like school, occasionally hell, and sometimes very fun. There was bullying like crazy, but when we switched drivers in 4th grade (to the guy who ran Skateland!) that crap wasn't tolerated anymore and it was mostly awesome.
- Jennifer Dittrich
I rode the bus through High School. Pretty damn boring as I remember it.
- Brent - Yes I am
I walked to elementary school in Romania and later in Hollywood, bus passed it all through JrH and HS. By HS I was able to ride the bus all over LA from Hollywood to downtown to Santa Monica to south central. The whole city was accessible. It never really struck at the time how cool that was as I HATED being on the bus and it just took too damn long to get anywhere. It was all about the destination not the ride. After HS I swore I would never ride the bus again. Bleah! CAR TRANSPORT FTW!
- Adrian
I did when I was really young and of course on field trips, and to sporting events. I wouldn't say it was horrible. I think mostly it was normal, at least what I remember. Nothing horrible, nothing great. By 7th grade and up I rode in with my Mom as she was a secretary in the middle school/high school office. And I usually walked home from school, it wasn't that far away. :)
- Rachel Lea Fox
Back when I lived in Bucharest, Romania, I took buses and/or the underground (metro) train every day for my 40-minute-each-way ride to high school (9th grade to 12th grade). But then, that's not as unusual there as it is in the US; I'd say that more than 60% of people rode public transit to/from work (instead of driving), and it is very unusual for high school students to drive (as you have to be 18 to get your license).
- Tudor Bosman
7-12, although I did drive some of my 12th grade year. I always enjoyed it.
- chrisofspades
I took a bus 1st to fifth grade. It was fine, just matter of fact the way it was, not much choice.
- SteVe C
I took the bus in HS Frosh & Soph years. Drove Jr & Sr years. Walked to school when in elementary & Jr High. It wasn't bad. The city bus was interesting. Saw stuff like an old lady sniffing paint.
- Rodfather
Sometime in high school. Might've been Sophmore year. Hated the school bus because of it's timing. Ended up riding the city bus from then on. Not too bad experience in general.
- Arlan K.
K & 10-12, occasionally during 1-6. During HS it was fine. I used to walk off the bus with bruises, from being forced into the walls, by a high-schooler, during the 1-6 period. Also, had 3 bus drivers fired during that period, 2 for neglect, and one for endangerment, the guy would let some of the kids steer the damn bus.
- Jimminy IS Everybody
took a public bus for the 4 years in high school was ok
- VALZ/TEAM TRAVIS
Yes. Freeeeeezing cold in winter (Rochester, NY - Boulder, CO - Kent, OH). Sucked.
- Mitchell Tsai
Yes. 6-11. Wasn't the worst thing I've endured, but some of those kids were troubled, not fun to be around.
- cdogzilla | downgraded
Only 9 and part of 10 until I got my driver's license. And my stepdad drove our rural bus route, so I had no excuse for missing the bus. Never understood why he made us leave with him when he'd just be doubling back anyway.
- ɐ ɯıʞ sıɹɥɔ
from iPhone
I lived across the street from my K-8 school (in fact I still do!). Took the city bus to high school and actually commuted to college on the last remaining streetcar line for the first few weeks. City kids don't have school buses.
- m9m, Crone of FriendFeed
I did. I never had a bad experience, except once when I was in 7th grade. I was a really shy girl, and I asked this girl if I could sit next to her (there were no more seats), and she started screaming at me in front of everyone. What she didn't know was that my older sister (a popular senior) was sitting in the back. Never had to worry about her again. :)
- Shevonne
Yes from 6-12, though intermittently from 10-12 because my friend living down the street drove. Still took the bus the first few days just incase she was sick or had after school crap and I couldn't carpool. That bus ride is mostly why I'm afraid of cars. -__-
- Colette
Walked K-6, Bused 7-12. It was fine if you didnt sit all the way in the back with the crack dealers.
- ωαřмaiden ❤Marrit Woman❤
I sat in the back with the acid dealers. Those were the bullies who didn't bully me. I actually helped one with his English homework once or twice. He said I was a better teacher than his actual teacher. Any other girl who wanted to sit back there had to wear a very short skirt and put herself on display, first. I never had to do that. I sat back there and read my horror novels.
- Katy S
5th-11th ... mostly good times - it was a fairly short ride... had lots of fun on other schoolbus rides though :snicker:
- Chris Heath
Yellow bus K-3 (when we moved, the first day I took the bus from my new house I accidentally walked the wrong way coming home and got hopelessly lost. ended up getting picked up by the sheriffs, they were very nice), then city bus 9-12. I LOVED having a pass that would take me anywhere in the LA area, some really good memories of (a) ditching and riding all the way from Altadena to Long...
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- Elaine is trying to write
Walked from K-7 then moved. From 8-10, friends drove me in 11th and I got high by second hand smoke alone. I drove my senior year. Hated the bus, hated the early time I had to be at the stop 1/2 mile from my home.
- Janet:#TeamMonique
Riding the back of the school bus until 10th grade :)
- Courtney Engle
Rode the bus intermittently throughout K-12. Both good and bad experiences...
- JA Castillo
I always road the bus or walked. It was about an hour ride once I got to GA because I was in the Magnet Program. It gave me time to read. Overall, it was pretty uneventful, but it's been well over a decade since then.
- Rahsheen?
I rode the bus (until junior year of HS, when I went to a boarding school). Usually okay, but plenty of little idiots riding who wanted to pick on me sometimes. A couple of them even spontaneously apologized as adults for being such little pricks when they were kids.
- Kamilah Reed (K. Gill)
First day of first year of junior high school (school bus). Year younger than everybody else (skipped 6th). Ratpacked by stupid older kids. After that, either rode bike (about 3 miles) or took city bus. (This *could* have something to do with my deeply introverted nature. Or not.)
- Walt Crawford
I took the bus from kindergarten through grade 3, and that was fine. I took the bus again briefly in high school, but then got threatened by another student. So I stopped taking the bus after that. The student in question was suspended for it, but a suspension is only three days. I wasn't interested in risking my life.
- Not That Rochelle
My Dad lived on a farm in rural MO when he was in elementary, but they didn't have a bus. On extremely cold or rainy days, he and a couple neighbor kids could catch a ride with the milk truck, but they had to ride squeezed in with the milk cans in the unheated pitch-black darkness of the windowless back part of the truck. Only a couple or three hours.
- ɐ ɯıʞ sıɹɥɔ
from iPhone
we were the first stop, in the sticks, about 80 minutes each morning on the bus; there was much bus napping. only 15 or so to get home, at least
- Michael W. May
Is that the latest from Google Labs?? Babies delivered by email? Great no more morning sickness, and mood swings! I'm sure it's still in beta...
- Daan
Congratulations, Tudor and Jeanette! You are both certainly invited to use my just-for-fun http://bebepool.com site if you were planning on having friends/family prognosticate about babby's arrival :) Cheers!
- Micah
Well, it's a joint project, but she's doing most of the work :)
- Tudor Bosman
Good stuff! The baby looks just like its daddy! :)
- Louis Gray
Yay! They say the best way is to start with a sketch and add definition.
- Kevin Fox
As my husband would say... I did my job, now you get to do yours! Haha... luckily I thought this was very funny :)
- Georgia
I think it's amazing that at 18 weeks you can see all the ribs, organs etc. We even got a great view of the baby's foot and watched as the toes wiggled around. Totally cool.
- Jeanette Bosman
Yeah, I think that's my new policy. Anytime I link to a profy.com story, it's automatically going to say, "Louis Gray posted some interesting..."
- Hutch Carpenter
Cyndy's been getting way too much attention lately what with the DJ stuff and all. How 'bout, 'You should really check out Friendfeed on Saturday night. It's Saturday Night Live - Live Worldwide'
- Charlie Anzman
I'm counting down the days until a Chuck Norris-styled Louis Gray website pops up. Here I'll start you off: Louis Gray didn't invent the internet - he invented Al Gore.
- Marco(aureliusmaximus)
Marco: just registered LouisGrayFacts.com :-P
- Mark Trapp
LOVE IT - now we need a Louis Gray Facts room so we can centralize the facts lol. 50 years from now Louis Gray will be talked about by the Gen Y's children's children as a mythical digital being
- Marco(aureliusmaximus)
Once you create the room, let us know...I got a couple brewing in my head region :)
- Bwana ☠
Louis Gray doesn't type. His keys duck out of fear.
- Shawn Farner
Slippy: don't be silly. Chuck Norris doesn't need to think. Ideas beg his brain for a place :)
- directeur
from NoiseRiver
Hey, you guys! I'm typing in an EPIC THREAD!
- Hao Chen
Who is this chuck norris guy I keep hearing about? I am too lazy to google him, so friendfeed should do the job for me :P
- Yuvi
Too lazy to Google something? You're in trouble, Yuvi.
- Shawn Farner
@Shawn: Notice the (:P). I just figured that Chuck Norris is some kinda celebrity that I needn't need to bother knowing about till it's thrust into my face. :)
- Yuvi
Poor, Yuvi :( You were a deprived child!
- Hao Chen
@Hao: Guess I was just born into the wrong part of the world :P
- Yuvi
Ah but can you manage it without Twitter/FriendFeed posts too?
- Lawrence
from twhirl
Mmmm... fry some of that up in a skillet and I'm THERE!
- iTad
ewwww!!! nasty !!!!! Damn the economy really has gone to hell in a handbasket hasn't it?! yikes!
- Susan Beebe
Being slightly alergic to Pork, there is so much wrong with that picture
- Jesse Stay
Susan, I would argue your statement would be true if I showed you a price tag and an empty rack. But the Spam was still there... and Mona, you're SO in denial. :-)
- Louis Gray
How much does that reconstituted junk cost?
- Susan Beebe
I can't help but think "Junk E-Mail In A Can" ;)
- Tyson Key
I've never eaten that one, but I do sometimes eat the lower sodium spam in sandwich with cucumber or tomato - and I so don't eat junk or fast food, but spam at least has taste, which is more than you can say for the meat in a McD etc.
- Ian May
Spam and scrambled egg musubi = yum! I think having that substituting regular spam would probably broke da mout to levels unknown before. Must find.
- Arlan K.
can't wait until there is a ff comments plug in for Blogger. Would love to have every blog post I write incorporate the comments from FF.
- Thomas Hawk
Add your $$ to the bounty, Thomas. I put $250 on the table. It's small, but it's a start. Who wants to add on?
- Louis Gray
Yeah, I'd throw in $100 if it worked well and looked good on my blog.
- Thomas Hawk
Well hopefully someone takes up the offer by you and Louis
- Shey
Excellent post. I am a big fan of Marshall McLuhan's work. BTW, I tried to post on your blog to FF but it asked for my api. Where do I find that?
- Mathew A. Koeneker
And beautiful people too. I mean that in the good way, of course. ;)
- Martha
Martha, yes, lots of beautiful people - awesome people, too
- Jesse Stay
@Jeff He is thinks he is getting smarter there but he always needs to move the conversation off of that place because you can't really have a deep engaging brainshare there...
- manielse (Mark Nielsen)
A Haiku: "To claim us all DEAD, To tell us we are all WRONG, makes one just look LAME"
- Johnny
Why not post it on Twitter? I'm all for saying what you think. Telling it how it is. (stirring things up.) ;) If you want a conversation, if you need to discuss anything, if you need to talk, it has to be FriendFeed.
- Technogran
Found Another Reason I Don't Like Twitter: I reeeeeeeeeally enjoy correct sentence structure... My parents didn't drop a serious amount of coin on English tutors for me to kafutz in 140 characters. Spending 5 minutes rewriting two sentences because you're 3 characters over sucks balls...
We share exactly the same feelings about Twitter.
- Tom Awtry
That is true Michelle, but I focus more on getting the message across then lyrical gymnastics. I'm commenting on a hockey fight at 12:30am, not writing Shakespear or haiku :)
- Johnny
from iPhone
And the worse thing is, if you aim to get retweeted (which seems to be the circle-jerk currency of the day) you have to take into account your username etc...
- Johnny
from iPhone
Text messages were limited to 140 characters. Twitter was built to utilize the SMS structure. It has evolved since that time, but the limit remained.
- Heather Solos
The SMS limit is actually 160 7-bit characters, as specified in GSM 3.40 back in 1985. Twitter reserves 20 characters for your name. Many if not most phones support more now e.g. splitting longer text into multiple messages, but I think if you want to maintain compatibility with *everything* that uses SMS, you have to stick to 160.
- Ken Sheppardson
140 character limit is rubbish. Thank goodness for FriendFeed! :-)
- Kol Tregaskes
I actually enjoy the challenge of having to prune down a thought into grammatically correct sentences for Twitter. It's like writing a haiku.
- Akiva
+1 Akiva. It's fun trying to find just the right words and structure to say what I want to say succinctly enough for Twitter. When I really, really can't, then I switch to FriendFeed. But Twitter makes you focus on what's really important about what you want to say. If I taught composition, I'd use Twitter in my curriculum.
- Jandy
Akiva, I love haiku like no one's business but it's a bitch to hold a conversation in... Some statements just don't require or warrant that level of craftsmanship.
- Johnny
from iPhone
As if our vocabulary wasn't atrocious enough?? You have to wonder?
- Angels In Action
Agree with Akiva and Jandy - I initially deplored Twitter but I've found that it requires me to find the exact right words. I have to remember that I can't use adjectives or adverbs. I have occasionally resorted to abbreviations, but mostly I've learned to prune. If I want to be more wordy, I use FF.
- Lis
I just pointed to these pictures and told my 27 year old daughter that this is what I'm asking Santa for next year. She says, a toy car? I say no. Grandkids! She slapped my arm and told me to bite my tongue. :)
- Dawn
Kevin - that is an awesome logo!!!!!
- Susan Beebe
+102 for Bill Waterson references in picture Kevin or words Sinterclas
- SteVe C
cute but what happened to festivus this year?
- Laura Norvig
Merry Christmas to the FriendFeed team. You guys rock! FriendFeed reacts quickly and you're adding wonderful features all the time (Thanks soooo much for the "edit" feature.)
- Mitchell Tsai
Happy Holidays FF crue -- you've made this an excellent and memorable year for many of us. Facebook couldn't have done it without you! :)
- Christopher Galtenberg
w00t you gave me the best online year in 15 years!!! ;p Thanks a lot, everyone, for what you've done here XD
- Zu from AOD
Sigh. Sometimes it is the little touches, like seasonal logos or easter eggs, that mark a site as a living project, and that you really miss when the developers have all moved on to something else.
- Michael R. Bernstein
"DEPRESSION really does change the way you see the world. People with the condition find it easy to interpret large images or scenes, but struggle to "spot the difference" in fine detail. The finding hints at visual training as a possible treatment. Depressed people have a shortage of a neurotransmitter called GABA; this has also been linked to a visual skill called spatial suppression, which helps us suppress details surrounding the object our eyes are focused on - enabling us to pick out a snake in fallen leaves, for instance. Now Julie Golomb and colleagues at Yale University are trying to link this ability with major depressive disorder (MDD). Golomb asked 32 people to watch a brief computer animation of white bars drifting over a grey and black background, and say which way they were moving. A quicker response gave a higher score. Half of the group had good mental health, while the rest had recently recovered from depression. The latter were chosen so that medication would not...
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- RAPatton
from Bookmarklet
Or is it that people with this type of broader view tend to become depressed by the modern world?
- Ruchira S. Datta
I have to read the article to see more, but I've suffered from depression most of my life. And my problem is that I can't see the forest for the trees. I'm very very detail oriented. If anything my trouble is that I tend to focus on the bad to the exclusion of the good that's around.
- Spidra Webster
I only meant that they aren't new. And in the several years they've been out, prices haven't fallen much. As far as I'm concerned, Moore's law is definitely worth marveling at.
- Michael R. Bernstein
No, good stuff Michael. I was just reflecting on how advanced these games have gotten since the *old* days.
- Hutch Carpenter
I have one of these, and there's only like one game worth playing. And it doesn't have two player support.
- Andy Bakun
"The most glaring incarnation of Did Not Do The Research. A particular instance where — frequently during a discovery of great scientific or historical significance — the resident Mr Exposition, whose Techno Babble has been extremely convincing (and perhaps even accurate) thus far, suddenly makes some comment that is so totally off-the-scale of inaccuracy that anyone with a cursory knowledge of the subject realizes the writers made the whole thing up."
- Chris Charabaruk
from Bookmarklet
This page is filled with glaring mistakes in many well known movies, shows, etc. that pretty much anyone with two brain cells to rub together should notice. And, in classic TVTropes fashion, they're listed in a way that makes you laugh, and makes you think.
- Chris Charabaruk
And I have the grey hair to prove it. HA GET IT GREY HAIR?!? I KILL ME.
- Steven Perez
Says the woman who put contraceptives in the rain.
- Steven Perez
Same old excuse. "Wasn't me who dumped all those jellybeans on Atlanta - it was the Valeyard." "Wasn't me who started an intergalactic war with the Judoon - it was the Valeyard." "Wasn't me who crossconnected Skype with my TARDIS and accidentally erased the time when Bell invented the telephone - it was the Valeyard."
- Steven Perez
from IM
Yeah, and what happened? It took forever to get the earth properly reset out of the Porn Dimension. And we still haven't figured out what to do with a million sex-craving people from another dimension.
- Steven Perez
And very sore. And walking funny. And about to merge into the dimension where the Vatican and the Taliban ruled the world. So, yeah, had to fix your screw-up.
- Steven Perez
from IM
Right. Because the Doctor had no idea what he was talking about. And we had to do it without you, Miss Freaky Orgy Mistress.
- Steven Perez
from IM
Hey, I'm not the one who couldn't be bothered to save reality because she was busy getting it on with another reality's Halle Berry.
- Steven Perez
from IM
Yeah, right. Not what you said back then, "Valeyard".
- Steven Perez
from IM
Right, because leaving the Master to run rampant is *****such***** a good idea. Maybe we should do that the next time the Daleks show up. "OH NOES THE DALEKS ARE GONNA BLOW UP TIME AND SPACE. Oh, well, too busy shagging eight Brazilian girls. Maybe they'll just go away if we leave them alone." Great plan.
- Steven Perez
from IM
"Totally harmless"?!? Yeah, except for that time when he killed one-tenth of the population of the earth. Or burned Japan. Or tried to kill the universe by making a Time Lord Empire? THAT Master?
- Steven Perez
from IM
And again, where were you? Having threeways with various sex-addled people. Bad Time Lady.
- Steven Perez
from IM
Great. Drunk and derelict. Good thing Galifrey isn't around anymore, or they'd take away your TARDIS and ground you on earth.
- Steven Perez
from IM
"Party"? "Fled"? Well, now we know why Galifrey lost.
- Steven Perez
Obviously. You were busy partying.
- Steven Perez
from IM
DO ANYBODY NO WHY STEVEN PEREZ ADMITS TO BEING A BUNNEH? DYSP!!!
- Jimminy IS Everybody
I'm sure that gives you much comfort.
- Steven Perez
from IM
Poosh? You drunken idiot, that wasn't me. And for you to assume that I ran from the Time War, as opposed to certain people who were too drunk and sexed up to fight, only proves you need to lay off the sauce.
- Steven Perez
from IM
Again, with the drink. Time to taper off.
- Steven Perez
from IM
Knowing your orgies, I'm pretty sure I know what's on it.
- Steven Perez
from IM
And what else did the aliens from Planet X tell you?
- Steven Perez
from IM
Hmm. Was that before or after the anal probe?
- Steven Perez
from IM
Photoshopped my head in again to cover your dirty deeds, did you? You learned nothing from the last time you tried that.
- Steven Perez
from IM
Yes, Photoshop. Used as a verb. You do still have a dictionary, yes?
- Steven Perez
from IM
Hey, I'm not the halfling who likes to mimic the ugly traits of other species for entertainment. And I have never regenerated into a bunneh. Again: liquor ... by half.
- Steven Perez
from IM
That much is true. You'll mimic any ugly traits from any species. That one trait you picked up on Melismajora, where they smoke curried dog meat, was really disgusting.
- Steven Perez
from IM
And there it is. Why does the universe keep falling into peril? Because Amber has to keep knocking down dimensional walls to get her drunk on.
- Steven Perez
Oh, I'm sorry, were you still going. Amber? I was busy making myself some dinner and fighting off another Auton invasion. I had no idea you were still yammering drunkenly about stuff that happened in your head.
- Steven Perez
from IM
So tell me something, O Brave Coward: how much extra does your drycleaning service charge to get those pee stains out every time you come across a Slitheen?
- Steven Perez
Well, if I walked around with a fifth of Chivas and howled at the moon, people would follow me, too.
- Steven Perez
from IM
I call it "saving the world". As opposed to "getting drunk and letting evil win".
- Steven Perez
from IM
Excellent Bizarro logic, Tila Tequila. "Hey, Mr. Police Officer, you know the local gang promised us that they wouldn't burn down our businesses if you would stop throwing so many of their members in jail for stealing. Could you lay off for a few weeks?"
- Steven Perez
from IM
So says the half-human. Yet again.
- Steven Perez
from IM
All the more reason to enlighten them to the greater universe. Instead of using their weaknesses as a personal excuse for laziness.
- Steven Perez
from IM
He says: E-mail is good for a few things, but it is too private for some things. E-mail is too specific, and I might want people to join in.
- Louis Gray
E-mail has a history that is more like filling out forms. (Subject example) On Twitter, Facebook, whatever, people write out a sentence (probably don't include vowels)...
- Louis Gray
(Paul on integration of chat/wall/email in Facebook) It is important to recognize these are different forms of communication. Is this public? Private? Who did this come from? If you take e-mail and IM, people know how it behaves, and you have to be careful if you change how those behave in a big way.
- Louis Gray
Methinks FF is the way to go. Email does need to move on.
- τorƍue
Paul: I think e-mail in the large part needs to go away in my opinion. The perfect email is the Amazon shipping notification. I get it and don't have to do anything about it, just hit archive.
- Louis Gray
Paul: I've come to realize I just get too much e-mail and people are always asking for things and they often use a lot of words. Things like Twitter encourage people to not use many words and I don't have to click to open it and ignore it. Email has some fundamental problems, because it's not a technical problem, it's a matter of social norms. People think I am going to respond, and you can get buried in your e-mail. You can spend half a day and it's not a good way to live.
- Louis Gray
Paul: Email has this expectation that it will just keep piling up until you take care of it all and that is a fundamental flaw.
- Louis Gray
Paul: E-mail is not going to go away until the robots kill us all.
- Louis Gray
Paul: If you get a message in your FB in box, you get an email. Same thing on FF if you get a DM you get an email. But it's not the same as an e-mail. It's shorter.
- Louis Gray
Paul (on FriendFeed): It is going to be around next week/month/year. (Not sure if he is authorized to say due to FB masters)
- Louis Gray
Paul: There is a lot going on at FB. It's a complex company. The FF team is working on a couple of infrastructure projects that will enable a lot of cool new things.
- Louis Gray
Paul: A lot of what goes on in the real time systems is what's going on right now. If I don't respond to IMs until the end of the day, it stops working. I can do that with e-mail.
- Louis Gray
Paul: One of the real weaknesses with email is that it does get buried. We tried to fix that with GMail with search so you could find it. One of the things about the Web is that everything has a URL and can be shared. E-mails don't have URLs.
- Louis Gray
Paul: I am very interested to see where Wave goes. I am very interested in the long term. When you have that many new ideas and that many new innovations it takes time to sand off the corners to make it usable. It will probably take a few years to get people comfortable to using it every day.
- Louis Gray
Paul: Wave is not a competitor to Twitter and Facebook. (Not a competitor to Friendfeed despite what Steve Gillmor says) It breaks down when you get too many people involved. My guess is the sweet spot is as a group collaboration tool.
- Louis Gray
Paul: I definitely think that (Google Chrome OS) is the direction of the future. It is a much nicer way of working. Having data stranded on a machine somewhere is kind of archaic. I like the model of everything being in GMail, accessible anywhere.
- Louis Gray