Sophie wanted to attract butterflies. So I told her to sit very, very still with a flower in her hand. After a while I started to feel bad about tricking her and I kept her company and we told jokes and laughed. Don't worry, when she gets older she'll take revenge.
Despite being the "Resident Apple Fanboy" in my social and family circle, I am getting tons of questions about setting up the Android phones/tablets people got for Xmas. Apparently "I don't have one and don't know where to start" isn't a good answer.