Sophie wanted to attract butterflies. So I told her to sit very, very still with a flower in her hand. After a while I started to feel bad about tricking her and I kept her company and we told jokes and laughed. Don't worry, when she gets older she'll take revenge.
Despite being the "Resident Apple Fanboy" in my social and family circle, I am getting tons of questions about setting up the Android phones/tablets people got for Xmas. Apparently "I don't have one and don't know where to start" isn't a good answer.
In the name of Fox News, I hereby declare we must and we will fight back against this WAR against New Years Eve. For too long, we have stood up with "multiculturalists" with their lunar calendars and their differing views. Why can't we wish someone a Happy New Years Eve without fear of being punched in the face? Are you with me, friends?
Wade is getting the cookies and milk ready for Santa Claus. I totally would have forgotten. Honestly, I think he still believes. Such a strange tradition. I mean, I'm getting ready to explain to him how babies are made within the n