""YOU ARE NOT DYING FAST ENOUGH! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? JUST STICK YOUR HAND DOWN YOUR THROAT AND HOLD!!! DAMN BEARS CAN'T DO NOTHING RIGHT."
Man, he's drunk again. Gotta lock him in a box until next week." - Avinash Kunnath
"Cal would go probably in the "above 30" somewhere, behind Wake Forest, UNC, and maybe Minnesota or TCU. The ASU victory was a good step and showed promising things, but I'd be more comfortable after a strong road victory.
Now I need an obligatory sign for Cal." - Avinash Kunnath
"Yeah, that throw is getting a little wobblier than I remember it. Late in games the throw has a tendency to drift.
I'll have to attest it to Longshore shaking off rust after not playing four quarter for ten months and hope it's not a sign of things to come." - Avinash Kunnath
"I'm not quite critical either, but if we really want to win the meat of our schedule, this conservative playcalling is going to kill us at some point. Not every Pac-10 team is just going to sit down and take their lumps. Someone with the right mindset can probably score a victory over the defense, and we'll have no idea how the offense will respond." - Avinash Kunnath