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tyvm. RT @curlyjoehoe: @Mia is the dopest female ever
Dear 312-683-9610, stop calling me and hanging up. Also, go fuck yourself with your 10 calls a day. Thanks, Mia
Thank you for all the tweets but no, I did not sing with Jay-Z tonight. We prefer to keep it on the DL, sorry.
It's so great to find a production company willing to break SAG laws, eh? RT @lindsaylohan [After working 85hours in 4days]
Dear @SuperToothKITS, so I watched your CES video. So when do I get my half naked dancing men?
DEAR @HBO, I would pay $30 a month for a standalone @HBOGO subscription #getonit http://takemymoneyhbo.com #takemymoneyHBO
Woke up to see the cat had left me several vomit presences. Thankfully, I only stepped in two of them. #fuckingbrian
Uh, bitch, #HouseVonDoom, remember? RT @dnacowboy I wanna make a "Damn it feels good to be a Lannister" t-shirt...
Don't you hate it when you can't remember the name of an old friend you haven't spoken to in forever? GAH.
I promise not to be gentle. RT @firefawkes: You know you’d be my first call if I were to go over to the dark side.
You wouldn't tease a girl, would you? RT @firefawkes: I’m not a fan of the lady cave, but you know in a pinch…
If you want to, shit, fine. I wouldn't want it back anyway. RT @aflonfernando: @Mia♡ want to fuck her dong
RT @ItsBadLuckBrian: Two girls want to have a threesome. They brought a cup.
CRAZY. you? RT @nickthefnicon: @Mia I don't hear from ya anymore....where ya been?
xxxxxxxxxxxxxx RT @nickthefnicon: @Mia MIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :-D
I'm selling doctor's notes for $10 apiece? RT @nickthefnicon: Why can't tomorrow be another holiday I can take off of work?
King Joffrey is now on Twitter? Yes, please. @JackGleeson92, I'm stalking you now!!! #benicetomysansa #andthehounddammit
Now following @chrissyteigen. Anyone who can stay in a Team Breezy fight & laugh is my kinda dame. Cyberstalking her now.
How are you spending your lovely Saturday, people? Are you raiding villages and taking prisoners?
I don't ask for free shit because I know you have to earn a living. You need to respect that I have to earn one, too.
Proud to be in the minority here. RT @marshacollier: My Twitter Friends: Seems you are male (51.2%), married (44.3%) & have children (71.2%)
RT @manicsocratic: You. Me. Avengers. Tonight at 11 at Harkins AZ Mills? You know you wanna!
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