It’s a tough thing, Valentine’s Day, trying to come up with just the right turn of phrase for that special haiku… I tried. I really did. I struggled valiantly, but I couldn’t come up with anything romantic, so I thought I would share this one with you:
he found out too late / the vindaloo so fiery / the toilet broken - http://thebaffled.tumblr.com/post...
Fellow One: "You seem out of sorts. What's the problem?" Fellow Two: "Actually. Priapism. It's driving me mad." Fellow One: "You don't have to answer the door when they ring, you know. They'll eventually go away and bother someone else." Fellow Two: "..." - http://thebaffled.tumblr.com/post...