Mom? - Mona Nomura

beat on the brat, beat on the brat with a baseball bat - Tyler Gillies

Eeeevaah? - moogs

outsourced and kicked to the curb - Cee Bee

I try to get offline, but I feel like I'm being followed - anna sauce

It looked bigger in the store. - anna sauce

Will Work For Pixels - Johnny

Where do you want to go today? - vimoh

I'm a PC... - Live4Emma (L4S)

@Live4Soccer that is brilliant!!! - anna sauce

it's not a truck! it's a series of tubes! - Richard Walker

"Will display VGA graphics for food" - David McDonald

OK repurposed for blog entry but I gave credit &attribution! http://www.banane.com - anna sauce

Ready for your pleasure... Kick it! - Aerialsky

Dear Awesomesauce: I'm the runner up, not David. Off by one! - Richard Walker

AOL 2010. - Akiva

This street is being monitored. - Jennifer Dittrich

ah! Jennifer wins. - Yolanda

Great responses, Jennifer++ - Nicholas Kreidberg

"Local officials felt the computer access panel for OJ Simpson's secret underground holding cell was somewhat conspicuous - but only if anyone came looking." - dkb

I'm afraid I can't do that, Pave. - Akiva

NO! I said, "Get out there and see if you can CATCH HOLD of RAY before he gets on the Tube!" - MiniMage, enterRUPPted

Minimage++ LOL! - Rah-PM 2012

[in my best old man voice] "You yungins today got it easy. Back in my day, we didn't have no information super hughway. All we had was a sidewalk. And we had to carry our own data, uphill, both ways. And sometimes we had so much data cuz we didn't have no EmPeeThree's, all we had was huge wavs, and we had to take 2 trips: One for the data, and then we had to go back and get the monitor. And we had to run with that heavy monitor at 14.4K speed. (that's something like miles for you American folks)...and we were grateful for what we had...." - April

"My Venture Capitalist denounced me, now I have to flip burgers!" LOL - Igor The Troll יִצְחָק

@Richard- fixed it on ma blog, thanks for the correction :) - anna sauce