What if Russia does attack Georgia again and not removes their troops. Mr. President are you going to talk with Pr.Putin about Georgia and which stand are you going to take about the issue? Thanks you!
- Okeane
See, that's why he's President and not me. His statement is classy. Mine would have been something like, "Franken, you just baaaarely squeeked through. Half your damn term was used in appeals. Everyone else in the Senate owns you now. You'd better work sixteen times harder than any other Senator ever, so they all forget you're a comedian and comedy writer with the tiniest mandate in the history of Senate elections. Who's laughing now, funny boy? Go ahead, tell a joke. Like your campaign. I kid, I kid. I like you, I really do. I like you about 50.0000000001% of the time."
- Stephen Mack