animalstalkinginallcaps: HONEY, PLEASE TALK TO HIM. HE HASN’T COME OUT OF HIS ROOM SINCE I CAUGHT HIM MASTURBATING. WILL YOU PLEASE STOP CALLING THAT A ROOM? UNTIL YOU GET THAT RAISE AT WORK IT’S THE CLOSEST WE’RE GOING TO GET. OH, THIS AGAIN? SO NOW THIS IS MY FAULT? I DIDN’T MARRY YOU SO WE COULD LIVE ON THIS GOSHFORSAKEN … POST IN THE GROUND!... - http://flummery.tumblr.com/post...