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Memphis Grizzlies in the Western Conference Finals?!?! Somebody pinch me. #GRIZZNATION #GOGRIZZ #WEDONTBLUFF #GRITNGRIND #GRINDFORTH
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Awesome
- Rodfather
from Android
Congrats
- SteVe C
"grizznation"? "grindforth"? ... Oh DB...
- MoTO #TeamMonique
It's a Grizz thang MOTO. Non-Grizz fans wouldn't understand. :-)
- DB, Just DB #TeamMonique
I AM AN IDIOT. That is all. #fb
Bull Butter.
- Uli - Sent to Coventry
You are NOT. THAT is all.
- Mary B: #TeamMonique
from iPhone
I'm 36, will I ever learn that it's a bad idea to stay up late on a school night?
- Headless Gnad Kicker
from FFHound!
You are the mother of a toddler and a kitten, though, so casual observers may be forgiven for their misinterpretation. Don't you fall into their trap.
- Mary B: #TeamMonique
from iPhone
Oh baby, then we're ALL idiots.
- MoTO #TeamMonique
if that makes us idiots then everyone out there is an idiot. except for that one dude that pisses everyone off by being a robot
- Sir Shuping is just sir
How late is late?
- Jason - The Opaque
from Android
Midnight. Alarm goes off 6:40am, I started work at 8am. I got a reprieve though - Josiah has a cold and is staying home from school, so I didn't have to do the morning rush :oD
- Headless Gnad Kicker
ok
- VALZ/TEAM TRAVIS
Coffee to the rescue! *airdrops coffee in biplane*
- Mo Kargas
YOU HAVE A BIPLANE!? THAT IS SO COOL!
- MoTO #TeamMonique
from Android
And a rakish scarf and goggles
- Mo Kargas
You know what would look really good Mo? AN IMPERIAL WALKERS FLAG!
- Headless Gnad Kicker
Attempting nap @ the little white home on the corner http://instagram.com/p...
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the sleep of the just?
- MoTO #TeamMonique
of the just tired ;)
- Michael W. May
Movie Review - 'Star Trek: Into Darkness' - Exploring Familiar Territory, Boldly And With Twists : NPR - http://www.npr.org/2013...
Iván Abrego, SophiaAnne88, eli☼Kìr and 7 other people liked this
"The new cast is still disconcerting. By the end of the original Trek, the actors were a collection of paunches and hairpieces; these guys are so trim and tender-skinned, they're like the Baby Looney Tunes."
- MoTO #TeamMonique
from Bookmarklet
God I wish I'd written that first.
- MoTO #TeamMonique
the bridge of the rebooted Enterprise looks like it was made by Apple. or should i say Foxconn.
- Joe Silence
BUT IN A GOOD WAY, RIGHT?
- MoTO #TeamMonique
from Android
:P
- Joe Silence
That Uhura's apparent function in the new movies is mainly as a love interest is also irritating.
Iván Abrego, Katy S, John E. Bredehoft and 7 other people liked this
Okay, I realize I'm risking my neck here but, did Uhura figure that prominently in the original series? Understandably she was a black woman featured prominently in a regular series in the 60's. And yes there was "the kiss" (I can distinctly remember my father saying, "They ain't showing this in Alabama."). But by today's standards, was Nichol's role all that noteworthy? Now if your...
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- MoTO #TeamMonique
Did any women have substantial roles in original trek?
- Todd Hoff
No, she wasn't a major character. But I personally think casting someone specifically as a love interest is actually even more constricting than not having that many scenes or lines.
- Victor Ganata
True, but that's the case for most of the casting for women in Hollywood, yes?
- MoTO #TeamMonique
The pilot for the original Star Trek series had a female second in command (Number One, played by Majel Barrett), but NBC said no. http://www.startrek.com/databas...
- Betsy #TeamMonique
It feels retrograde to have her role defined as a foil for Kirk/girlfriend for Spock rather than as the communications officer who serves as the primary point of initial contact between the ship and other entities. As in, slightly worse than the original show. I'd argue that any member of the cast who appeared as a series regular and was a requirement for the films was a major character.
- Jennifer Dittrich
Betsy: Number One rocked in that pilot. ROCKED! I remember thinking she was waaay cooler than Nurse Chapel when I saw that ep.
- MoTO #TeamMonique
Yeah, granted, casting women as nothing more than eye-candy love interests is standard operating procedure in Hollywood, but I think what makes it galling is that her character had been originally defined quite otherwise.
- Victor Ganata
Uhura was a prime component of the original cast films, featured both for her intelligence as well as her beauty. And there were components in the original series where she was given the opportunity to show that she was more than just good looks. But the crux of it is really this: It's 20-and-fucking-13. We very goddamned well should be doing better in terms of treating one of the only...
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- Hookuh Tinypants
I've never seen it, but Nimoy claims that Uhura was assigned a major role in Star Trek (corrected) III (which Nimoy directed). According to Nimoy, the "other characters" were utilized in a way similar to that used by Mission:Impossible (remember Paris?) - each of the people had a key function that had to be executed for the plan to move forward.
- John E. Bredehoft
From all accounts, that was Uhura's high point.
- John E. Bredehoft
Regardless of all that, it seems fairly clear that the character of Uhura in the TV series and the original series of movies had a distinct, well-established identity that many people found inspiring and which wasn't simply "Spock's girlfriend who also happens to have some job on the bridge"
- Victor Ganata
She was a minor character, but she had a job and that's what she was doing when she appeared on camera.
- DJF
OK, now I can say I've seen the scene from Star Trek III. https://www.youtube.com/watch...
- John E. Bredehoft
My congressman replied to me re: CISPA today. We should note that my congressman is Mike Rogers.
Joe Silence, Morton Fox, Kirsten and 2 other people liked this
I had shared with him my reservations about the threat to privacy within the bill. He assured me that there are "27 privacy provisions" in the bill. I am essentially unmoved. But I intend to look further into it. If you have any suggestions on resources for further study, please feel free to chime in below.
- MoTO #TeamMonique
Even though they certainly have their own slant, I'd recommend the EFF (https://www.eff.org/) if just because they usually give a fairly thorough breakdown of whatever situation they're dealing with, as well as note how those things relate to the individual, governments, and corporations -- or they provide links to journalists whose coverage does this. They usually also host or have links to the actual legislation for reference.
- Jennifer Dittrich
As ever, JD rocks the mostest. Thanks.
- MoTO #TeamMonique
Woo! (I'd add the coverage in Ars Technica and Wired as well. Again, they've got their own axes to grind, but at least seem to give you a good breakdown of the bits and pieces.)
- Jennifer Dittrich
"I can't do that, my mom might see/hear about it." This edits my behavior more than you'd think.
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<----- grown ass 51 year old
- MoTO #TeamMonique
what if she reads your posts and comments here?
- Uli - Sent to Coventry
Followed only by "Wife might comment on it" and "Waif might laugh at it"
- Pete #TeamMonique
Me mudder is a luddite, Uli. But someone might "tell" her about it. Your scenarios are a given part of my daily life, Pete. They mock me constantly. Though I do make it easy.
- MoTO #TeamMonique
And yet you get to share your life with them. Seems a fair swap :)
- Pete #TeamMonique
you old sweet talker
- MoTO #TeamMonique
I'm one of those things :)
- Pete #TeamMonique
Yes. Still a work in progress.
- WoH: Professor MOTHRA
I'm sure my mom is happy to tell Barry's mom what's up with little Moto.
- Steele Lawman
TELL HER I'M EATING ALL MY VEGETABLES, MAMA LAWSON!
- MoTO #TeamMonique
I always figure if it would mortify my grandmother, I probably shouldn't do it. That doesn't always stop me, but it's a little something to think about.
- Katy S
I am not a snitch. However, everything I know about you is good Barry, so tell her to call me.
- Mama Lawson
DO YOU SEE THAT, HEATHENS? Mama Lawson says I'm GOOD!
- MoTO #TeamMonique
My favorite result of reading this thread: "You are now subscribed to Mama Lawson."
- Lisa | #TeamMonique
Today I'm taking a bus ride with a reporter who's living in and writing about East Oakland for the Tribune. He's not from here & wants to learn about Oakland as it was, how it's changed. I'm excited to be part of his project but I hope he doesn't want to take pictures of me :-)
SteVe C, Lisa | #TeamMonique, Kelli H. and 30 other people liked this
Sounds like fun. He's in for a treat spending the day with Mandy.
- MoTO #TeamMonique
:-) our buddy George Kelly made the introduction, B. Honored he thought of me, but worried I won't be interesting, lol.
- Starmama
from FFHound(roid)!
Oh thats a nice story line there.. I just spent 15min on the entry "Felix the Cat" !!
- Peter Dawson
Felix Mitchell has become Oakland's version of a Stagolee-type outlaw hero (I was a teenager but I thought his funeral was a shameful spectacle. Most Oaklanders feel the same way). He spread money around the hood, yeah, but he was a lowlife crook.
- Starmama
from FFHound(roid)!
It was fun, just a bus ride chatting about Oakland with a nice guy & a photog taking pictures. I don't know what he's gonna get out of my ramblings, but it should be published I think tomorrow, so we shall see :-)
- Starmama
from FFHound(roid)!
Seems like a nice article. Did you like how it turned out?
- Bill Mason
I love the article! And you look fantabulous!
- Fish Are LIES
Hey, there's no picture in mobile :-(
- Starmama
from FFHound(roid)!
There's no picture in the article, but it's also posted on his tumblr which does have a picture of you, and several videos.
- Jimminy IS Everybody
Oh, my tumblr app must not be refreshing again.
- Starmama
from FFHound(roid)!
Give George my best, Mandy. Not having any luck with the article on my Nook. Will check tumblr in a bit.
- MoTO #TeamMonique
from Android
I hate the way I look on the videos, all that fat isn't on my face when I look in the mirror.
- Starmama
from FFHound(roid)!
“I like the evolution,” she said, “I get nostalgia for the way things used to be — I’d go into that Rexall and my mom would buy me a coloring book if I was good — but change is good, too.” And this ladies and gentlemen is one of the reasons I love Mandy so.
- MoTO #TeamMonique
Awesome!
- SAM
Great article, can't wait until I can view from home!
- Janet:#TeamMonique
from FFHound!
Ha, he didn't include what I said about the Rexall now being a Mexican grocery with bins of nopales outside - which led to my "change is good" comment :-)
- Starmama
from FFHound(roid)!
the article came out lovely. so cool of you to share yourself like that. cheers!
- t-ra: not givin up
home | www.delanceyplace.com | eclectic excerpts delivered to your email every day from editor Richard Vague - http://www.delanceyplace.com/index...
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"At Ford and elsewhere, a common response to the brutal intensification of work was absenteeism and high quit rates: in 1913, Ford's daily absentee rate was 10 percent, while annual turnover exceeded 350 percent. To reduce turnover, which was costly to the company, Ford doubled the daily wages of his most valued employees, to five dollars a day. This strategy was successful in stabilizing the labor force and reducing operating costs"
- MoTO #TeamMonique
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Its Official! http://www.youtube.com/watch...
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Kelli H., Lois Loves LB and Mr. B, Mark H and 28 other people liked this
Thanks for putting up with me ... its been a long couple of months!
- Shannon - GlassMistress
That's exactly what I was hoping this clip would be. :D *hugs* YAY!!!
- Hookuh Tinypants
Yay!
- Lnorigb
Yay!!!!
- Mary B: #TeamMonique
BEST. NEWS. EVER!
- MoTO #TeamMonique
*pops the virtual bubbly*
- Julian
Great news, Shannon!
- Anika
*Snoopy dance*
- t-ra: not givin up
Awesome!
- LB: #TeamMonique
Yay!! :)
- WoH: Professor MOTHRA
Good news!
- Anne Bouey
great news
- WarLord
Woohoo!
- Uli - Sent to Coventry
Fantastic!
- Betsy #TeamMonique
Swedish Man Dies After Having Sex With Hornet’s Nest - IBTimes UK http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/article...
Starmama, Isola Virtuale, Jessie and 12 other people liked this
"To attempt to have intercourse with a hornet's nest is a very bad idea." Yes. Yes, it is.
- Victor Ganata
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- John (bird whisperer)
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- WoH: Professor MOTHRA
from iPhone
"'I have never in my life seen such a swollen pelvic bone. It hid the whole package [and] the scrotum was enlarged. Right now it feels heavy and unreal.'" o_O — maybe I'm grossly misinterpreting this, but it sounds like the dude quoted found his neighbor dead after he tried to f- a hornet's nest, and the first thing he did was grab his penis and scrotum to feel how "heavy and unreal" they were?
- Victor Ganata
o_0
- DAMMIT, MR. NOODLE
Maybe he was holding the Hornets nest ?
- Eric
I mean, he may just mean that finding his neighbor dead with a massively swollen penis and scrotum after he tried to f- a hornet's nest is "heavy and unreal" and he wasn't actually handling anything, but it is still a very weird juxtaposition.
- Victor Ganata
I got nothin'
- MoTO #TeamMonique
from Android
WTF? How badly does one need to get off that fucking a hornet's nest seems the logical thing to do? Was there no bread loaf in his house that he could hollow out and lube up with mayo? How about a gourd or melon of some sort? Shit, even a big mushy pile of boiled noodles would be preferable to banging a LIVING HIVE OF ANGRY STINGING THINGS.
- Hookuh Tinypants
um...nope, nothing.
- Shannon - GlassMistress
_____
- AJ Batac
He hit the honey pot
- SteVe C
So, I log in for the first time in a year, and this is the first post I see. Thanks for this. :)
- Marty
Whut.
- Steven Perez
We do keep it high toned in these parts.
- MoTO #TeamMonique
We're classy as fuck.
- Hookuh Tinypants
Marty, it's all hornet news all the time 'round here now.
- Micah
from FFHound(roid)!
Eivind, the Swedes are going to say the same thing you wrote above only the sentence ends in "Skåne".
- Spidra Webster
"His body was found by a neighbour, who said Hasse was so swollen he initially mistook him for a whale carcass" - So... how often do whale carcasses wash up in Sweden for this to be the neighbor's first thought?
- Ross Miller
At least he died doing what he loved?
- Victor Ganata
from iPhone
He shouldn't have touched that with a 10 foot pole.
- Eric - seven eleven
Or maybe he didn't die at all: http://friendfeed.com/dendroi...
- John (bird whisperer)
Yeah, it sounded too over-the-top and I didn't think Int'l Bus Times was really that reliable a source, but I think, deep down inside, I probably wanted it to be true.
- Victor Ganata
I seem to remember IBT falling for hoaxes before.
- John (bird whisperer)
Public Service Announcement: In trying to figure out what to do with my cayenne peppers sprouting in the garden I turned to the internet, as the internet cannot lie (bonjooouuurrr). Mr internet says they are mild to medium hot, and get hotter as you let them grow from green to red. "Around here Cayenne pepper are eaten out of hand with vegetables."
Kelli H., ᏓᏰ #team Monique, LB: #TeamMonique and 5 other people liked this
It's all lies I tell ya, I bit into one of our little green ones to test and oh lordy the roof, the roof, the roof was on fire.
- SteVe C
Luckily we had a half gallon of expired milk in fridge I could use to cool and spit, cool and spit for about an hour.
- SteVe C
"We don't need no water..."
- MoTO #TeamMonique
I don't think cayenne are hot when they are green, but I may have a higher tolerance for heat. Of course, I also don't eat the seeds (where the heat it), so it just has a slightly fruity flavor. Anyway, you have a grill. Toss them on there to serve alongside steak. Very yummy.
- Anika
I am probably low tolerance Anika but I definitely ate the seeds, lesson learned. :) I'll definitely try grilling them next time.
- SteVe C
I'm not a pepper expert but I do know cayenne seeds hold the heat! :)
- Lois Loves LB and Mr. B
Oh you can be a pepper too Lois :)
- SteVe C
You can bring some to me ;)
- joey
The Brolly Umbrella Leaves Your Fingers Free For Texting | Business Insider Australia - http://au.businessinsider.com/brolly-...
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"Cost: $15"
- chaz2b
from Bookmarklet
no
- MoTO #TeamMonique
(i dont even have a 'smart' phone to txt w/, :/)
- chaz2b
maybe useful w/ laptop 2?
- chaz2b
looks like it also comes with integrated brass knuckles.
- Joe Silence
I don't understand how this makes it any easier to text while holding the umbrella. If the grip were angled 90 degrees or something, I'd be more likely to understand it.
- DAMMIT, MR. NOODLE
Project Little Human initiated. ETA: November 11, 2013.
Carmen, Wulffy, Georgia and 112 other people liked this
Congratulations :)
- Hedgehog
ha! i guessed right but i didn't think it proper to ask. Congrats!
- Christina Pikas
:)
- Pete #TeamMonique
#bleepyeahbuttercup. And congrats to the Nycest parents in the school.
- ♫410 I Coach 'em Up♫
Congratulations!
- adf
Lol. Yes, mommy has hypermesis and has been home for the past month with no end in sight. Other than the constant vomiting everyone is healthy.
- Mary Carmen
from iPhone
woohoo! :)
- Joe Silence
CONGRATS!
- Stephen Mack #TeamMomo
How wonderful!
- Anne Bouey
CONGRATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so happy for the both of you....
- VALZ/TEAM TRAVIS
Congrats!
- Brent Schaus
Very happy for you both!
- Friar Ticket to Ride
Thanks y'all. We strongly feel its a girl, but won't know for certain for a few more weeks.
- Mary Carmen
from iPhone
Congrats! Hoping they offer you a Zofran pump option!
- Janet:#TeamMonique
from FFHound!
WAHOO!! :D
- Laura H.
Congratulations!
- joey
Yay babby!
- ωαřмaiden ❤Marrit Woman❤
HappyHappyHappyHappy!!!
- Fish Are LIES
from FFHound!
Yay! Finally I can congratulate you! :) Maybe you can talk to Kate.
- Running Slow
Congratulations!!!!
- the king of the interweb
Congrats!
- Jimminy IS Everybody
Congrats!
- MoTO #TeamMonique
congrats!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Sir Shuping is just sir
You know, "Barry" can be used with either gender. #justsayin *cough*
- MoTO #TeamMonique
Lol....the baby is going to have a either a very Scottish name or a very Italian name. There seems to be no in between.
- Mary Carmen
Congratulations!!!
- Jennifer Dittrich
Congratulations, that is exciting!
- Stephan Planken
from iPhone
Christina: I also guessed right but also didn't want to ask. Also, congratulations!
- Betsy #TeamMonique
Yeah, it was pretty obvious. But Scott wouldn't let me come clean till after the first trimester.
- Mary Carmen
w00t! :-)
- Steven Perez
from Android
Congrats!
- John (bird whisperer)
Wow, you've been breeding! FANTASTIC! Srsly congrats, lady :)
- LibrarianOnTheLoose
Congrats! :)
- LB: #TeamMonique
from Android
I look forward to little Eva's debut on the podcast. OH NOEZ POSSIBLE FUTURE INFO CONTAMINATION OF TIMELINE DELETE COMMENT
- Steven Perez
Hyphenate for the best of both: Guiseppe-Hamish if it's a boy, Carmine-Eilidh if it's a girl.
- Stephen Mack #TeamMomo
from iPhone
Hamish Kaidan or Isabella Suzanne.....no hyphens necessary.
- Mary Carmen
Beautiful!
- Stephen Mack #TeamMomo
<333333!!!
- Zulema ❧ spicy cocoa tart
from Android
Congratulations!!
- Yolanda
Would be neat to deliver the 12th. 11/12/13 :)
- Janet:#TeamMonique
from FFHound!
Yay! I was so hoping that this was the secret! Congrats to you both.
- Shannon - GlassMistress
I'd guessed this as well - and happy I was right. Nyce. ;)
- Great Scott! Snow!
congrats!
- imabonehead
Congratulations!
- Harold
Yay!
- Jed Harris-Keith
from iPhone
Yay!!! :)
- Micah
Congratulations!!
- Rachel Lea Fox
Squee! Omg!
- Mary B: #TeamMonique
from iPhone
I wondered at one point with all the emesis.
- Mary B: #TeamMonique
from iPhone
Congratulations, you two!! <3
- Kelli H.
Congratulations!
- Son of Groucho
YAYAYAY!!! I wondered... :))) So happy for you guys!!
- WoH: Professor MOTHRA
The most awesome project you will ever undertake! Enjoy!
- DJ Stevie Steve
Congratulations Mary and Scott!
- Mike Nencetti
Yay! Congrats to you both :)
- Jen
*bumpity* because it's MC and Scott. LITERALLY!
- MoTO #TeamMonique
YEAH BABY!!!!!!!!
- Headless Gnad Kicker
Congratulations, that's fantastic news.
- Yvonne
Con'grats !!
- Peter Dawson
LMP? :D
- ووووزلا
Congrats!!! =D
- David Cook
<3 Awesome.
- Pixie
Yay! :D
- Michael W. May
Congratulations!
- Jim #TeamMonique
I just saw your pregnancy whine post and I think all of downtown Sac heard me say, "Wait, she's pregnant?" (scroll back scroll back scroll back, find announcement) Wow! Congrats to you and Scott.
- Corinne L
Thanks, Corinne!
- Mary Carmen
Congrats!!!!
- Rachel Walden
RT @tvnewser: Next doc on tap for @soledad_obrien "White in America" http://www.mediabistro.com/tvnewse...
*grabs popcorn*.... but wait, isn't that just called "American culture"?... *returns large vat of popcorn*
- MoTO #TeamMonique
PBS: The Movie (PBS Meets The Avengers) - YouTube - http://www.youtube.com/watch...
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"WHY DID WE MAKE THIS? To be blunt: Science, technology, and education are important to us. But we live in a world where the little news we hear of schools, research, and the arts is when they're laying their heads on the chopping block. We live in a world where celebrity and "reality" entertainment is winning the war for our attention. Though this may just seem like it's playing off a funny trope, we do need superheroes in our world. Super men, women (and puppets), like those actualized by PBS, who inspire young generations to be scientists, teachers, and artists. But those heroes will not appear unless we create them."
- Joe Silence
from Bookmarklet
i wish they could up the budget and make this into a short film.
- Joe Silence
That... was awesome.
- Eric - seven eleven
So very awesome.
- MoTO #TeamMonique
The more I think about, the more it irritates me that Khan Noonien Singh was originally played by a person-of-color, but now isn't. Just one more reason why I won't watch Star Trek Into Darkness, I guess.
Steven Perez, Jennifer Dittrich and Hookuh Tinypants liked this
Yes, I realize casting a person-of-color as the villain is also problematic, but I think complete lack of representation is even worse.
- Victor Ganata
But we have the totally ineffectual Uhura who has been reduced to nothing more than tits and ass in a skirt! WOO HOO! GO DIVERSITY!
- Hookuh Tinypants
I know! I went to a double feature at a local theater where they showed the original episode, then Wrath of Khan. In the original episode, we were clearly told that Khan's group represented "people of all races." How did they turn into a bunch of pale blond people in the movie?
- maʀtha
Just for laughs, I popped in THE MASK OF ZORRO the other day, and laughed myself silly with all the white folks playing Mexicans. Better than TOUCH OF EVIL.
- Steven Perez
But you guuuuuuyyyyyyys... i still wanna to seeee it.... *kicks dirt*
- MoTO #TeamMonique
Oh, I'm still going tomorrow. But I expect some laughter.
- Steven Perez
The noise to signal ratio in my personal inbox has been ridiculous for some time now. Don't want to start a new email. Did create an email addy for commercial transactions recently. Guess it's time to make some filters. *sigh*
Joe Silence, Jennifer Dittrich, Kirsten and 3 other people liked this
It took me a week or two of actually using the unsubscribe links... but it cleaned up my box eventually.
- SAM
Thanks, Scott. So there's hope...
- MoTO #TeamMonique
Good night, criminals. Try to keep it down.
Steven Perez, John (bird whisperer), Sir Shuping is just sir and 3 other people liked this
Good night, Bosley.
- Tamara J.
OKAY!!!
- WoH: Professor MOTHRA
We will hold it down, too.
- Julian
Define "it".
- Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ
All of it.
- MoTO #TeamMonique
Dang. I was looking for an exclusion on a technicality.
- Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ
I have not been successfully prosecuted for "it" so I assumed it didn't apply. I ran with scissors, drank milk directly from the container AND left the toilet seat up. :)
- c.a.j.
it's 9:05 am and I already feel a sneaky hate spiral starting. I may have to go get a fancy coffee to stop it.
LB: #TeamMonique and MoTO #TeamMonique liked this
it is invasive, isn't it?
- MoTO #TeamMonique
Can you say "meltdown"??? ... This Is The Most Epic Brand Meltdown On Facebook Ever - http://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhat...
Iván Abrego, Brent Schaus, Amir and 17 other people liked this
wow....that is crazy
- Sir Shuping is just sir
They were FIRED by "Kitchen Nightmares"! That says enough! :)
- Lois Loves LB and Mr. B
Wow.
- Stephen Mack #TeamMomo
from iPhone
Damn reddits and yelpers being all oppressive and plotting against these two professional cake re-packagers! What has this world come to?! Nevermind, it appears as though the world has come to hilariousness on the internets.
- Ross Miller
That's awesome
- Rodfather
That was beautiful.
- Jed Harris-Keith
They steal their wait staff's tips on the basis that "[they] pay them an hourly wage".
- Andy
Wow
- Scoble, Alex Scoble
While I'm fascinated by the spectacle I'm a little worried that this mash up of fairly inconsequential villains and bad grammar is what passes for entertainment these days. I know, I know, I too used giggle when J.J. yelled "DY-NO-MITE"! But, damn...
- MoTO #TeamMonique
I was only mildly entertained until I reached this gem, "I AM A GREAT CHEF, A GREAT WIFE, AND GREAT MOM TO MY KIDS. AND WE WILL BE PARENTS OF A HUMAN KID, ONE DAY TO." Then I was totally and completely entertained...
- Ross Miller
Good point. I still kind of wish it was all an Onion themed prank, though.
- MoTO #TeamMonique
I watched the Kitchen Nightmares on these two. Elena looked them up and one thing they didn't mention on the show was that she called 911 and hung up. The police came to find out what was going on while they were berating a customer. This was before Ramsey even showed up. You could see a producer plead with them to not get into a physical altercation.
- Eric - seven eleven
Her cats now have a Facebook page https://www.facebook.com/amyscat...
- Eric - seven eleven
Oh no: @AmysBakingComp parody Twitter account
- Eric - seven eleven
Oh LAWD. I'm watching it now on Hulu. What a train wreck. I feel so sorry for her cats.
- Fish Are LIES
"I am perfect and the tips were meant for me. Meow"
- Eric - seven eleven
The local news covered them in 2010 getting mad at a bad yelper review. This was not unpredictable. It is on YouTube somewhere.
- Yo Joe. No, go slow.
August, 2010 http://www.youtube.com/watch...
- Yo Joe. No, go slow.
Ahhhhhaa. The comment that starts, "In the criminal justice system, Restaurant based hackings are considered especially heinous..." A must read.
- Micah
from FFHound(roid)!
Oh god, Alex Trebek is rapping.
Chris Z., Jennifer Dittrich and Zulema ❧ spicy cocoa tart liked this
Judges? ....... Sorry, Alex, no.
- Micah
from FFHound(roid)!
"'My favorite word,' says Alex Trebek, 'is moist. It is my favorite word, especially when used in combination with my second-favorite word, which is loincloth.' He looks at the doctor. 'I’m just associating. Is it OK if I just associate?' Alex Tebek’s psychiatrist says nothing." http://www.theparisreview.org/fiction...
- Steele Lawman
I missed it! But then Alex Trebek talking to college-aged girls makes me uncomfortable.
- Chris Z.
RAPPING to college-aged girls, and then asking "how he did"
- Meg V. Meg
Oh my god. That's like... oh my god.
- Chris Z.
Nothing good will come of this.
- MoTO #TeamMonique
There’s a stereotype that black people are lazy. I don’t know if that’s true, but I know white people went all the way to Africa to get out of doing work. - http://silas216.tumblr.com/post...
Brent Schaus, .LAG liked that, WoH: Professor MOTHRA and 5 other people liked this
My dad used to say this.
- MoTO #TeamMonique
Pop thought it was the funniest thing he ever heard when I told him this. :)
- Steven Perez
OH:"You don't OWN me!" "True, but I have endured your acquaintance at considerable cost."
Kelli H., laura x, Victor Ganata and 12 other people liked this
You say the sweetest things.
- MoTO #TeamMonique
I'm batting my eye lashes.
- MoTO #TeamMonique
Rent to own is what they told me.
- Janet:#TeamMonique
DO YOU KNOW MAGIC JOHNSON?
- MoTO #TeamMonique
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John (bird whisperer), Jennifer Dittrich and MoTO #TeamMonique liked this
DO IT BUNNEH! DO IT!
- MoTO #TeamMonique
from Android
I DOOD IT BARRY!
- Steven Perez
Hot damn!
- MoTO #TeamMonique
from Android
A thousand thanks to whoever can tell me why I wrote "Mary," and nothing else, on my sticky pad here in the office at some point in the last week?
Mary Carmen, Anne Bouey, Kelli H. and 6 other people liked this
MC?
- Jimminy IS Everybody
me!!!
- WoH: Professor MOTHRA
Typo for "marry." You were going to elope.
- Stephen Mack #TeamMomo
from iPhone
Higletnosis
- Spidra Webster
Maryland? Mother of God? .... (I'm out of ideas.)
- Micah
from FFHound(roid)!
Maybe you were in the middle of writing "Mary Jane" and forgot? I hear that happens.
- SAM
Quite contrary?
- Zulema ❧ spicy cocoa tart
from Android
She's your insurance agent. She's been trying to get hold of you for weeks.
- Soup in a TARDIS
Off for another dispiriting soul sapping commute. BUT DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT ME!
Stephan Planken, Eivind, SAM and 3 other people liked this
I made it. Not that you care
- MoTO #TeamMonique
from Android
*offers slippers, tea and a whisky chaser*
- WoH: Professor MOTHRA
*rolls a keg up to MI*
- Katy S
I care. Lots. I literally ooze care. It's a mess. Hope you have a good evening, brother.
- SAM
You guys are the best
- MoTO #TeamMonique
from Android
Oh so sorry! I was preparing you a culinary surprise! (not really because I suck at cooking but for one moment in time I could pretend I was chef material) *massages your shoulders whilst someone else cooks*
- Janet:#TeamMonique
man, I look tired today. :|
Jennifer Dittrich, MoTO #TeamMonique and Janet:#TeamMonique liked this
tired like a FOX
- Pete #TeamMonique
Ignore the terrible old bastard, sugar. But yeah, me too. What are we doing wrong?
- MoTO #TeamMonique
srsly. i even got sleep last night!
- holly #ravingfangirl
This has been a strange day. Not bad. Just strange.
Kelli H., Sima, Joe Silence and 12 other people liked this
Blue is my favorite color.
- SAM
Rattlesnake is chewy.
- c.a.j.
*skips through tossing anvils*
- Kirsten
*attempts to feed the piano*
- Catherine Pellegrino
See this is why we can't have nice things.
- MoTO #TeamMonique
from Android
The sun is shining, but the ice is slippery.
- Steven Perez
<.<
- MoTO #TeamMonique
Somwhere it is raining on a skull. Some dada for Papa Bee
- Pete #TeamMonique
I hear purple.
- SAM
I will not go to second level with you!
- Steven Perez
I may remove you all from my will. This is your only warning.
- MoTO #TeamMonique
Are you hungry? I haven't eaten since later this afternoon.
- Steven Perez
Really? // No Benefit in Sharply Restricting Salt, Panel Finds http://www.nytimes.com/2013...
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Iain Baker, Joe Silence, Jennifer Dittrich and 3 other people liked this
Oh my.
- MoTO #TeamMonique
"The committee was not asked to specify an optimal amount of sodium and did not make any recommendations about how much people should consume. Dr. Strom said people should not eat too much salt, but he also said that the data on the health effects of sodium were too inconsistent for the committee to say what the upper limit of sodium consumption should be."
- MoTO #TeamMonique
*reads while eating chips*
- Eric - seven eleven
Damn you Eric! You know how open to the power of suggestion I am!
- MoTO #TeamMonique
*pretends to eat a half dozen soft pretzels, the kind with giant salt crystals on them*
- Joe Silence
I wouldn't say "no benefit". They also found eating more than 7,000 mg of sodium a day will probably kill you. It's just that the 1,500 mg/day limit is kind of an ass-pull, and there's evidence that not eating enough salt will kill you too.
- Victor Ganata
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