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That Deadmaus guy presses play in his iTunes better than other DJs press play in their iTunes.

Monday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @Rippedlikejesus: HelloGiggles – I’m Not Okay with Chris Brown Performing at the Grammys and I’m Not Sure Why You Are http://hellogiggles.com/im-not-...

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Moral of the day: If you're a good enough dancer and lip-syncher, people will forget about you beating up your girlfriend. #Grammys

Sunday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Goodbye to any productivity for the next two weeks. http://instagr.am/p...

February 9 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Wait — which days of the week are those guys shufflin'? Only weekdays?

February 9 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Gmail marks all of my messages from LinkedIn as spam, which I don't think I'll change.

February 8 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Odd note to find at work. http://instagr.am/p...

February 8 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I ordered "The Porker," which is apropos. @ Jimmy John's http://instagr.am/p...

February 7 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Finding out that Axl Rose turned 50 today has killed a part of me that I'll never get back.

February 6 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I only watch the Puppy Bowl for the commercials.

February 5 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Chuck Johnson on House Hunters International (Tokyo, Japan) 1/3 - http://www.youtube.com/watch...

February 3 from YouTube favorites - Comment - Like - Share

I like when people say "hyperlinks."

February 2 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

If you keep clicking the related videos from any YouTube video, you'll eventually see a fight inside of a Denny's.

January 31 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

TruTV's "Vegas Strip" ― you had me at "homeless guys kicking each other in the face."

January 29 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @funnyordie: Big shout-out to DJ's that still play "Rhythm Is a Dancer"

January 28 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

My favorite part of Mambo #5 is when he randomly shouts "the trumpet!"

January 28 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @funnyordie: The third rule of Fight Club is have fun and try your best.

January 27 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Somebody please invite me to Pinterest so I can make an all Fred Savage board.

January 21 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

When someone offers you gum, always take it. They might be trying to tell you something.

January 19 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Please. Stop. Writing. Like. THIS.

January 18 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

When someone's talking on the phone in the bathroom, I make sure to flush and grunt a lot so the person on the line can be disgusted too.

January 18 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @jch24: Dear @dairyqueen - please consider making a Swiss cake roll Blizzard. It would be like printing money.

January 18 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I always look at the background of Facebook pictures to see what they were watching on TV.

January 11 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Usher is responsible for this AND Justin Bieber: http://www.youtube.com/watch...

Usher is responsible for this AND Justin Bieber: http://t.co/Xwp6OZ9X

January 10 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I haven't said "don't get it twisted" to anyone in a while. I miss that.

January 9 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Boycott the BCS Championship Game - http://www.youtube.com/watch...

January 3 from YouTube - Comment - Like - Share

AT&T Assumes I Speak Spanish - http://www.youtube.com/watch...

December 31 from YouTube - Comment - Like - Share

I keep my own naughty and nice list — those who "like" my Facebook updates, and those who don't.

December 21 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Remember when Macaulay Culkin died at the end of "My Girl"? #neverforget

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I'm sure I had good reason for this at the time, but I found a picture of Tim McGraw's cologne on my phone. http://t.co/IRgfQskl

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