Ben - FriendFeed

"Ow! Naked soccer is not such a good idea."

December 22 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

"Daddy, do you know who's going to be in my satellite? Pirates."

July 26 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

"A Chralien is a Christmas alien."

July 11 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

"Mr. and Mrs. Hulk go dancing, dancing, dancing."

June 22 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

"I don't want to die. And these shorts are basketball shorts."

June 16 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

"Stan knows where to go but he doesn't talk. I mean he does talk, but he's a dog. Dog talk. Ruff ruff."

May 1 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

""it smells like the Easter bunny. I think the Easter bunny is coming right now"."

April 23 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

"Why am I so about pink? I don't even like pink."

April 15 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

"If everyone is laughing but you don't think it's funny, you can just say, 'so funny.'"

April 10 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

"I'm a star-nosed peccary. I'm a star-nosed peccary. I'm a peccary. I'm a star-nosed peccary."

March 11, 2011 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

"Jesus is a church character."

January 16, 2011 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

(This tastes like dust.) "You've tasted dust?" (I guess not.) "I've tasted cat fur. Maybe this is what we should talk about all day long."

January 4, 2011 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

"We're at animal football. At animal football, the animals will scratch you if you cheat."

January 4, 2011 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

"Darth Vader uses the potty, right?"

January 1, 2011 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

"You're a pirate kitty. This is your pirate yarn ball."

December 30, 2010 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

[said in a pirate voice] "I keep all the ducks inside my hat."

December 29, 2010 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

"DOT COM! Dot dot dotty com. DOT COM DOT COM!" (What does that mean?) "I don't know."

December 6, 2010 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

"Is Darth Vader a viking?"

November 28, 2010 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

"I'm a swamp monster. Are swamps real?" (Yes.) "Are swamp monsters?" (No.) "Okay, then that means that I am fiction."

November 22, 2010 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

"Pirates don't do yoga! Don't say that!"

November 14, 2010 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

"Spider-Man has an iron spider. He does. He does."

November 11, 2010 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

"I'll lay Spiderman's eggs and put them in my washing machine."

October 23, 2010 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

"Pirate adventure adventure! it's my operation of the Caribbean."

October 22, 2010 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

"What's a lot and a little together? A lither."

October 15, 2010 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

"You know what, Mommy, there are 2 things that don't go good with gum. Gum's not good before apples. Gum's not good after apples. And milk."

October 9, 2010 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Hotel for mice. http://twitpic.com/2uygzu

October 5, 2010 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

"Space is liquid."

September 26, 2010 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

"If there were no sun and there were no towel stores, how would you dry yourself off?"

September 16, 2010 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

"I don't want to waste my germs."

September 16, 2010 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

"Everyone needs to be quiet because sleeping beauty is being rough to her mommy."

September 4, 2010 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share