Lettuce Dork wants to challenge all you bacon dorks. Chlorophyl-powered FTW! - Mark Forman from Bookmarklet

OMG, wtf HAHAHAHAHAH - Mona Nomura

There's my new favorite superhero. - Chris Baskind

Okay, FF is scaring me today... - Justin Korn

Who comes up with this idea and then actually follows through with it? Wow. - Kevin Bondelli

That's a tattoo, btw. - Chris Baskind

Lettuce dork can't see you know because he is dressing... - Mark Forman

Good lord, Mark. - Chris Baskind

A superhero for Vegans. - George The Writer

I hope there's a whole Salad League of Justice. - Chris Baskind

Friends, romaines, and countrymen... - Mark Forman

Wishing people would just let us be... - Mark Forman

Captain Planet would be proud. - Hao Chen

As opposed to the Tick: Fork! - Michael W. May from twhirl

Look more like Cabbage Dork - Victor Ryden

Victor Tough call-Napa cababge or Romaine lettuce? Dork in any case... - Mark Forman

His only weakness is baconite. I smell a TV series - Bwana ☠

Umm, FYI there was a cage match already between Lettuce Dork and Sauer Kraut Dude. In fact while SK Dude was a bit of a hot dog,show-boating at will, Lettuce Dork buried him with his signature 1,000 Island Dressing choke hold. - Mark Forman

Lettuce funk your face? - Jay Martin

Bad leaf day. - Chris Baskind

You all wilt in comparison to Lettuce Dork's mad vegan superhero skills! - Mark Forman

Does he feel like a cannibal when he eats out at the all-you-can-eat salad bar? - Pete Delucchi

Pete That's so wrong! tears fall...dressing runs...Mark It's so obvious he'd crush you like a bad crouton on a cold winter day, Hail Caesar(creamy of course)! - Mark Forman

This makes me miss Kids in the Hall .... - Eric Berlin

Bring it on-better be your Best Foods or he'll give you Hellman's! - Mark Forman