Lettuce Dork wants to challenge all you bacon dorks. Chlorophyl-powered FTW! - Mark Forman from Bookmarklet

OMG, wtf HAHAHAHAHAH - Mona Nomura

There's my new favorite superhero. - Chris Baskind

Okay, FF is scaring me today... - Justin Korn

Who comes up with this idea and then actually follows through with it? Wow. - Kevin Bondelli

That's a tattoo, btw. - Chris Baskind

Lettuce dork can't see you know because he is dressing... - Mark Forman

Good lord, Mark. - Chris Baskind

A superhero for Vegans. - George The Writer

I hope there's a whole Salad League of Justice. - Chris Baskind

Friends, romaines, and countrymen... - Mark Forman

Wishing people would just let us be... - Mark Forman

Captain Planet would be proud. - Hao Chen

As opposed to the Tick: Fork! - Michael W. May from twhirl

Look more like Cabbage Dork - Victor Ryden

Victor Tough call-Napa cababge or Romaine lettuce? Dork in any case... - Mark Forman

I think Coleslaw Guy could kick Lettuce Dork's ass. Just saying... - Mark Wilson

His only weakness is baconite. I smell a TV series - Bwana ☠

Umm, FYI there was a cage match already between Lettuce Dork and Sauer Kraut Dude. In fact while SK Dude was a bit of a hot dog,show-boating at will, Lettuce Dork buried him with his signature 1,000 Island Dressing choke hold. - Mark Forman

Lettuce funk your face? - Jay Martin

Bad leaf day. - Chris Baskind

You all wilt in comparison to Lettuce Dork's mad vegan superhero skills! - Mark Forman

I think he should get sent to the Salad Spinner of Doom. Blast him and his 1000 Island Dressing Choke Hold. I'll throw French Dressing in his eyes and drown him in Russian Dressing. - Mark Wilson

Does he feel like a cannibal when he eats out at the all-you-can-eat salad bar? - Pete Delucchi

Pete That's so wrong! tears fall...dressing runs...Mark It's so obvious he'd crush you like a bad crouton on a cold winter day, Hail Caesar(creamy of course)! - Mark Forman

This makes me miss Kids in the Hall .... - Eric Berlin

Bring it on-better be your Best Foods or he'll give you Hellman's! - Mark Forman