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George & Jonathan – Sludge Mansion - http://www.last.fm/music...

3 hours ago from Last.fm - Comment - Like - Share

Hey people that clap when you laugh, stop it.

6 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Re: AT&T Galaxy Note review - http://www.engadget.com/2012...

10 hours ago from Disqus - Comment - Like - Share

"Blue or white. FTFY" - Ben Marvin

Re: AT&T Galaxy Note review - http://www.engadget.com/2012...

10 hours ago from Disqus - Comment - Like - Share

"Blue or white. FTFY" - Ben Marvin

Just remember that someone, somewhere is willing to settle and let you rub your junk on their junk.

17 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Just a couple of dudes making music on their MacBook Pros. Ain't nothin gay about that.

18 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

"They sound like Genesis. SEGA GENESIS!"

19 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

What happens to the cat's balls after they cut them off? Is there like some secret feline testicle repository?

19 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

DUCK ROLL!

19 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @Intrepidclass: making toast.

20 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @CatrinaRibena: Making me some fucking toast.

20 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @_____COLD: These mutha fuckas got me making toast .

20 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @ellisalicen: Making toast because Mommy said it will make me feel better.

20 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @MaxwellSquires: Idgaf making toast

20 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I would pay good money for a Twitter app that doesn't show retweets or replies. From anyone. Ever.

20 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

George & Jonathan – Burning Up Inside - http://www.last.fm/music...

24 hours ago from Last.fm - Comment - Like - Share

Hang on, I'm getting a call. IT'S BOOZE!

yesterday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @lostorbit: making toast.

yesterday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

It's literally impossible for man to comment on a picture of a naked woman without sounding like a creep.

yesterday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Re: The limited edition Droid RAZR you can never have - http://phandroid.com/2012...

yesterday from Disqus - Comment - Like - Share

"Doesn't seem all that special." - Ben Marvin

RT @benmarvinscat I wish I could kill @benmarvin

yesterday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Has anyone made a joke about Adele being fat? If not, I call dibs on that gem.

yesterday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Making a hot cup of delicious shut the fuck up. Who wants some?

yesterday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

A part of me wants to make a Twitter account for my cat. The other 94% of me wants to get laid again in the near future.

Monday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Happy Valentines Day. Ladies, TwitPic your cockpit. You know what I mean.

Monday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I once saw a petition to put toilet paper at urinals for men that like to dab dry instead of just shaking. I didn't sign it.

Monday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

The Windows 8 dev preview refuses to install unless I put it on the primary drive 0. What a selfish bitch.

Monday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I'M SO ANGRY I COULD WRITE A BLOG POST!

Monday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

If any sexy ladies don't have plans for Valentine's Day, come over to my house. We can drink Colt 45 and watch all the Die Hard films.

Monday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Someone should make an ad for dick pills using the iPhone and the Galaxy Note. There's too many dicks in ads for dick pills.

Monday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share