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I wish I had more internet friends.

Thursday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Decepticons transform into jets, nanobots, and behemoth machinery; Autobots turn into GM vehicles. I'm sure there was a gov't bailout here.

Thursday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Just joined a twibe. Visit http://www.twibes.com/TwittBC... to join

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RT @Portero: EXIJO que se filme una pelicula con la vida de espectrito y la parkita, y que de espectrito el personaje lo haga mikey rourke!

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Tried out the 2yo's Crayola 3D chalk and it makes the cock n' balls and va-jay-jay drawings really pop!

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Tengo varios meses de no tomar un quiz en facebook. Se siente bien estar sobrio.

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@josech @JIFF01 con celular en la panza inmediatamente te quitas 10 puntos de cool y aumentas unos 10 años de decrepitud :)

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My biggest quip about reality television: reality is fucking boring.

Thursday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@JimFormation a powerful song indeed

Thursday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I refuse to clip my cellphone to my belt, I am not a geezer just yet.

Thursday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I was a young child, but i found the song "We Are The World" very touching. Michael Jackson touched a lot of kids.

Thursday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I always thought peaches were the fruit that mooned, with their fuzzy little butt crevices. Plums at least wax #moonfruit

Wednesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Weezer – In the Garage - http://www.last.fm/music...

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@almakometa is it like a perverted type of breathing?

Wednesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@the_dza amen to that, young women lap farting has to stop. She even backed up making beeping sounds the last time! #waybackwednesday

Wednesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Two midget lucha libre wrestlers murdered by prostitutes, the hazards of being a horny little gladiator http://news.google.com/news...

Wednesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

La Parkita y El Espectrito no pudieron contra las Putas Asesinas

Wednesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

It's a slutty sorority burka! #collegesnuggies

Wednesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

On the coffee/women meme: Have you ever stuck your penis inside a steaming cup of Joe? Not pretty. Also, not a euphemism.

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The Ringling Brothers are in town, I got the 2yo tickets to look at mountains of elephant dung. Yay!

Wednesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I need to go to the library and get a book for my flight next week. I hope they don't mind us taking books on such long trips.

Wednesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Is Canada Day a drinking holiday? Come on guys, I want to believe!

Wednesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

At first I thought they were growing a sweet potato patch, but the neighbors just never pick up their dog's shit off their front yard.

Wednesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I think Al Franken foresaw the culling of the celebrity herd and switched sides to stay alive, Billy Mays, MJ and Farrah not so perceptive.

June 30 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Event: Ringling Bros. And Barnum & Bailey Circus at Selland Arena - Fresno Convention Center, Wed, Jul 1 7:30p - http://calendar.fresnobee.com/fresno-...

June 30 from Google Reader - Comment - Like - Share

my pants start dissolving as we approach the end of the workday. must.find.way.home.

June 30 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

traveling to Denver next week. Any food/fun recommendation?

June 30 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Multiple uses for Post-its: notes, coaster, drawing-pad, napkin, origami, eye-patch, pirate flag, mini-sword, surrender flag.

June 29 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

hoy vimos terminator, estuvo bien, la fox no decepciona

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