1. One of my first jobs was at the smallest Target in the U.S., and it was still too big. - Kelly

2. I would gladly live off buttered popcorn and diet coke if I had to. - Kelly

3. I grew up in one of the most beautiful places in the world, but didn't appreciate it until I moved away. - Kelly

4. I used to think I was part Chinese because a Chinese family that lived with my great aunt and uncle are as close as family. My biological family is Scottish and German......damn close I think. - Kelly

5. If I laugh too hard, my throat dries up so much I start sounding like a fog-horn, leading only to more laughter. - Kelly

6. I really did think Elton John was singing "hold me closer, Tony Danza" - Kelly

7. I've had a fascination with historical cases of internment, the idea that humans could do that to other humans is amazing. - Kelly

8. If I could live in any decade it would be the 1960's, for the music. - Kelly

9. Unlike many people my age, I didn't really drink alcohol before I turned 21. - Kelly

10. The furthest I've traveled is Costa Rica, it's wonderful. - Kelly

11. 'Run Lola Run' is one of my favorite films. - Kelly

12. I truly believe people are most beautiful with no makeup, but I often wear some anyway. - Kelly

13. I fell in love with the Red Hot Chili Peppers in high school and this love will last a lifetime. - Kelly

14. The first time a boy told me he liked me, I laughed in his face bc I thought he was joking, sadly he wasn't. - Kelly

15. Bad movies are just as entertaining as good ones, if not more so. (i.e. Twilight) - Kelly

16. The only reason I ever considered becoming a doctor was that I could wear pj's all day and eat at the cafeteria.....mmmm jello.... - Kelly

17. I enjoy stories of people meeting celebrities under funny circumstances: Renee Zellweger in a Barnes and Noble bathroom, Neil Patrick Harris on a JetBlue flight, and Robin Williams at the Exploratorium when I accidentally drenched him and his kids in bubble soap. K, they were funny to me. - Kelly

18. I used to think Tom Cruise was hot, until I grew up and realized he was a psycho. - Kelly

19. My B.A. is from Berkeley but I went to 3 different schools in 4 years. I think I enjoyed the community college the most. - Kelly

20. My friends are what keep me sane, my family is what keeps me insane. - Kelly

21. Waking up to rain always makes me happy. - Kelly

22. I'm the youngest of 4 kids, and even in my 20s I'm still trying to believe I"m as smart and talented as them. - Kelly

23. I didn't enjoy reading until early college, now I have to read everyday or my day doesn't feel *complete*. - Kelly

24. My only real regret is quitting ballet after 13 years, but I know it's never too late to start dancing again. - Kelly

25. I'm extremely boring, and not ashamed to admit it. - Kelly

LOL @#6 - Tudor Bosman

There was more to #4. As a very young child, you learned that every 4th child in the world was Chinese. Being the 4th child in the family, you must have been Chinese! - Anne Bouey

the intelligence is there. or not. - Kelly

Whiner Steve is sooo impressed. You're freakin hilarious Kelly so number 25 is wrong. Speaking for all #14 boys, someday we may forgive you. #11 right up there with amelie and snatch. And I would definetly insist on DNA testing to confirm you're not chinese! Thanks so much for sharing! - SteVe C

I love and agree with 21 and as for 15, my friends and I saw Wild Orchid many times in the theater because it was soooooo bad that it was funny. - RAPatton

#3 is the same for me: hated where I was when I was a stupid teen but would love to live there again now... - FFing Enigma

i think you've told me before that i'm exempted from #12, #15 goes even better with bad wine, and #22 actually we're all just trying to keep up with you :-) - Jessie

and i'm with you on #2. i'm pretty sure that hits all the major food groups. - Jessie

Great list Kel - I agree with whiner Steve: you are hilarious & with #11 RLR - Yes! with Twilight a close second; 22: you are; 23&24: please keep reading and dancing. - Jack Norris

@RAPatton, I'm always in need of bad movie suggestions, Wild Orchid is now added to my netflix! @Tina, I'm lucky enough to have graduated in one of the worst economic times since the great depression, so I got to move back home with the parents and enjoy hometown life once again! - Kelly

@Whiner Steve, you're welcome! I smell film fest next time I'm in socal or viceversa? yessss.... - Kelly

@Jack, as long as the books are as funny as "Gullible's Travels" I will keep reading...@Jessie, #12 is still true for you esp when you do your own makeup, *shudder* - Kelly