Last night I dreamed Kelly and I went to the mall looking for Grumpy Cat-themed Star Wars merchandise. I don't remember the other products, but there was an Admiral Akbar mug that said "It's a trap? GOOD."
"R's for raccoon that you meet on the street. There's foam on his mouth because he's been drinking root beer floats and he probably wants to share them with you! R has nothing to do with rabies." - K is for Knifeball: An Alphabet of TERRIBLE Advice by Avery Monsen and Jory John