Brian G. Lewandowski

is taking a state mandated course for divorcing patents. Is it wrong to try and pick someone up?

Monday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

is taking a state mandated course for divorcing patents. Is it wrong to try and pick someone up?

Monday from HelloTxt - Comment - Like - Share

has the beer and has the NFL RedZone on... but needs pizza or wings... who's bringin' 'em?

Sunday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

has the beer and has the NFL RedZone on... but needs pizza or wings... who's bringin' 'em?

Sunday from HelloTxt - Comment - Like - Share

can't believe the zoos are closed because of the weather. What a bunch of wimps animals are... especially after we got those nice cages.

Sunday from HelloTxt - Comment - Like - Share

needs an iPhone app to make the coffee when he forgets and another to go down to the lobby and get the newspaper.

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is reading and napping and listening to music and thinking about getting a hooker. One part of that isn't true.

Saturday from HelloTxt - Comment - Like - Share

woke up in Peru with three wives and a llama. I have always wanted a llama.

Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

woke up in Peru with three wives and a llama. I have always wanted a llama.

Saturday from HelloTxt - Comment - Like - Share

is ready for some outdoor hockey!!

Friday from HelloTxt - Comment - Like - Share

is ready for some outdoor hockey!!

Friday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

started 2010 out perfectly. Thank you.

December 31 from HelloTxt - Comment - Like - Share

says that when one door closes, another one opens... unless you are in a room with only one door.

December 31 from HelloTxt - Comment - Like - Share

says that when one door closes, another one opens... unless you are in a room with only one door.

December 31 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

reminds you that it's "i" before "e" except after "c"...and in "Keith."

December 30 from HelloTxt - Comment - Like - Share

wanted to make a lettuce (w)rap... but it's so hard to rhyme with lettuce....

December 29 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

wanted to make a lettuce (w)rap... but it's so hard to rhyme with lettuce....

December 29 from HelloTxt - Comment - Like - Share

thinks the worst place to get a cut is in the webbing between your fingers. Arrrrrggghhh!!! I have webbing?!?!?!?!

December 28 from HelloTxt - Comment - Like - Share

thinks the worst place to get a cut is in the webbing between your fingers. Arrrrrggghhh!!! I have webbing?!?!?!?!

December 28 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

New blog post: Now Available http://bglewandowski.com/...

December 28 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

is pretty sure we soon all be getting on planes completely naked. I am investing in plastic seat cover futures.

December 27 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

is pretty sure we soon all be getting on planes completely naked. I am investing in plastic seat cover futures.

December 27 from HelloTxt - Comment - Like - Share

survived Christmas.

December 26 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

survived Christmas.

December 26 from HelloTxt - Comment - Like - Share

is awake and slightly lost.

December 25 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

is awake and slightly lost.

December 25 from HelloTxt - Comment - Like - Share

wants to be the 563,458th person to wish you an impersonal Merry Christmas. Hope your day is wonderful.

December 25 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

wants to be the 563,458th person to wish you an impersonal Merry Christmas. Hope your day is wonderful.

December 25 from HelloTxt - Comment - Like - Share

is working on a sequel that combines Lord of the Rings and Santa... ya know, just to make the whole elf thing kosher.

December 24 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

is working on a sequel that combines Lord of the Rings and Santa... ya know, just to make the whole elf thing kosher.

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