Big Robby

The OUI Before Christmas… A Poem - My version of "The Night Before Christmas".... http://bigrobby.com/me...

‘Twas The Night Before Christmas… - http://bigrobby.com/me...

A perfunctory analysis of a fascinating array of queries regarding my proficiency in the English language has, most disappointingly, resulted in an unsatisfactory score - Ninety-third percentile to be precise. This is indubitably the result of an inherent arrogance, possibly due to my American roots.

Argument Clinic - http://www.youtube.com/watch...

Is it disturbing that I LOVE the end of "The Mist"?

Boy Gets Revenge On Sister Via Facebook - Geekologie - http://www.geekologie.com/2009...

LiveLeak.com - Scott Dunbar One Man Band Singing Michael Jackson's 'Billie Jean' DSC 2092 - http://www.liveleak.com/view...

Bromophobia.

The Brothers Page - WorkingPoint - https://brotherspage.workingpoint.com/

LiveLeak.com - evangelical christians ONLY - http://www.liveleak.com/view...

Can Too Much Cute Make You Sick? - It's a valid question, I think. If you've seen American Beauty, you'll remember ... http://bigrobby.com/daddy-b...

Can Too Much Cute Make You Sick? - http://bigrobby.com/daddy-b...

"it's hard to stay mad, when there's so much beauty in the world. Sometimes I feel like I'm seeing it all at once, and it's too much, my heart fills up like a balloon that's about to burst... And then I remember to relax, and stop trying to hold on to it, and then it flows through me like rain and I can't feel anything but gratitude for every...

What happens in 12 days, Google? (try "Im feeling lucky" with no search terms.)

Yippee! Wordpress 2.9 is out!

Small Life in Spain Zeitraffer Tilt Shift Time Lapse - http://www.youtube.com/watch...

My rat refuses to eat lettuce, bananas, celery, but scarfs ding-dongs, peanut butter and sugar cereal. I better not get a diabetic rat...

I Pee, Therefore I Am (annoying) - I love dogs. I always have. There's rarely a time in my life that I don't have a... http://bigrobby.com/me...

Online Dog Meat Butcher, Buy Dog Meat Online, Puppy Beef - http://www.puppybeef.com/product...

I Pee, Therefore I Am Annoying - How Do I Housebreak My Dogs? | BigRobby.com - http://bigrobby.com/me...

I Pee, Therefore I Am (annoying) - http://bigrobby.com/me...

Maybe the skinny jean (ball-huggers)craze is a French cloning experiment gone wrong or an elaborate attempt by the French to feminize our young men so America is safe enough for them to visit. Or maybe it's a unique new toy, created by some marketing genius for the young girls of America.

My daughter is calling me "ROB"...

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Rob http://www.liveleak.com/view....

Ok Showtime - WTF were you thinking? Not even a single slightly happy ending. Bastard.

DEXTER PRODUCERS - ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!

You know your tooth hurts when it takes FIFTEEN mg of Oxycodone to shut it up.