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RFC: A scale to quantify how long you can watch a '60s comedy before its badness overwhelms its quaintness. Units to be called "Swopes."
You gotta admire the delicate precision of the deal Pelosi crafted -- only selling out *poor* women's abortion rights. Kudos! #stupak #hcr
Useful concept, the fair catch: "I basically give up right here, so please don't hurt me." It should be applicable to other areas of life.
Yeah, healthcare reform is important, but now I'm never gonna find out if prison is a soul-searing hell on earth. Thanks for nothing, MSNBC.
And right here is where Rodney Dangerfield should enter the chamber and shout "Let's party, Poindexters." I miss you, Rodney. #hcr
Thanks to everybody who RT'ed my crass Eric Cantor post, even if you all did cut the joke to make it fit.
I'm not proud of that last one.
Mr. Speaker, I'd like to recommit my foot to Eric Cantor's ass. With what? "instructions"? Oh, I've got an instruction for him. #hcr
Say this for the House Republicans: Their haircuts are mag-fucking-nificent. Also: Freedom! And something about illegal immigrants. #hcr
If Boehner's beef with the Dem bill is that it's dull, I'm sold. #hcr
"Now, I'd like to turn to this enormous color-coded seating chart for The Olive Garden." #hcr
"That's hyper-bowl." You know, if my name were "Boehner" I'd be more of a stickler about pronunciation. #hcr
So Mike Pence and Eric Cantor go into a bar. And that bar suddenly becomes intolerable. #hcr
@DavidCornDC Spent the afternoon doing just that. It was a blast. What I'm saying is, I want a cut.
Man, Charlie Rangel is a smooth operator.
Confused: Is Mike Pence arguing that the debate on the floor is whether veterans are good?
Wow. Chris Smith isn't even bothering to pretend Stupak is really about anything less than ending abortion. #hcr
"Thank you, Mr. Speaker, and in concluson: 10.2, takeover, 1.3, Pelosi, 1900. G'night everybody!" #hcr
"And so, Mr. Speaker, I rise in strong opposition to the Pelosi Governmental Takeover of Killing Kitties With Hammers bill." #hcr
Phil Roe's "no" vote seems to be based on the fact that Obama totally never returned his calls. #hcr
"Point of order, Mr. Speaker. Can I yield two minutes to that guy who tried to get Leo in trouble on 'The West Wing'? He was awesome." #hcr
"And now, because we all need a break, the chair recognizes the gentlelady from Rent-a-Clown for two minutes of whimsy and wonder." #hcr
"...and further, Madam Speaker: LOUD NOISES. Also, illegal immigrants. I yield back." #hcr
"I am NOT drinking any stinkin' Paul Winchell." (Paul Giamatti, "Sideways.") Okay, I'm done. Comedy Rule of Three. http://videogum.com/archive...
Mmm. you know what this'd go great with? Those guys who spin plates on sticks. http://videogum.com/archive...
It's oaky and a little tannic, with just a hint of a skeevy lounge act who got lucky. http://videogum.com/archive... (via @marklisanti)
Daddy's not sobbing, sweetie. He's "freelancing."
FIOS speeds suddenly tracking at 20 down, 5 up; used to be 15/2. Is it possible I just got something for nothing? From the *phone company*?
Cable News Rule #27: Remember, if you can't identify a motive within the first hour it doesn't count. So rush, rush, rush!
Wow. Rick Perry, on MSNBC, is the voice of reason on reporting unconfirmed rumors. I now live in CrazyTown.
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