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RFC: A scale to quantify how long you can watch a '60s comedy before its badness overwhelms its quaintness. Units to be called "Swopes."

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You gotta admire the delicate precision of the deal Pelosi crafted -- only selling out *poor* women's abortion rights. Kudos! #stupak #hcr

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Useful concept, the fair catch: "I basically give up right here, so please don't hurt me." It should be applicable to other areas of life.

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Yeah, healthcare reform is important, but now I'm never gonna find out if prison is a soul-searing hell on earth. Thanks for nothing, MSNBC.

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And right here is where Rodney Dangerfield should enter the chamber and shout "Let's party, Poindexters." I miss you, Rodney. #hcr

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Thanks to everybody who RT'ed my crass Eric Cantor post, even if you all did cut the joke to make it fit.

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I'm not proud of that last one.

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Mr. Speaker, I'd like to recommit my foot to Eric Cantor's ass. With what? "instructions"? Oh, I've got an instruction for him. #hcr

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Say this for the House Republicans: Their haircuts are mag-fucking-nificent. Also: Freedom! And something about illegal immigrants. #hcr

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If Boehner's beef with the Dem bill is that it's dull, I'm sold. #hcr

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"Now, I'd like to turn to this enormous color-coded seating chart for The Olive Garden." #hcr

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"That's hyper-bowl." You know, if my name were "Boehner" I'd be more of a stickler about pronunciation. #hcr

Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

So Mike Pence and Eric Cantor go into a bar. And that bar suddenly becomes intolerable. #hcr

Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@DavidCornDC Spent the afternoon doing just that. It was a blast. What I'm saying is, I want a cut.

Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Man, Charlie Rangel is a smooth operator.

Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Confused: Is Mike Pence arguing that the debate on the floor is whether veterans are good?

Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Wow. Chris Smith isn't even bothering to pretend Stupak is really about anything less than ending abortion. #hcr

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"Thank you, Mr. Speaker, and in concluson: 10.2, takeover, 1.3, Pelosi, 1900. G'night everybody!" #hcr

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"And so, Mr. Speaker, I rise in strong opposition to the Pelosi Governmental Takeover of Killing Kitties With Hammers bill." #hcr

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Phil Roe's "no" vote seems to be based on the fact that Obama totally never returned his calls. #hcr

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"Point of order, Mr. Speaker. Can I yield two minutes to that guy who tried to get Leo in trouble on 'The West Wing'? He was awesome." #hcr

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"And now, because we all need a break, the chair recognizes the gentlelady from Rent-a-Clown for two minutes of whimsy and wonder." #hcr

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"...and further, Madam Speaker: LOUD NOISES. Also, illegal immigrants. I yield back." #hcr

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"I am NOT drinking any stinkin' Paul Winchell." (Paul Giamatti, "Sideways.") Okay, I'm done. Comedy Rule of Three. http://videogum.com/archive...

Friday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Mmm. you know what this'd go great with? Those guys who spin plates on sticks. http://videogum.com/archive...

Friday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

It's oaky and a little tannic, with just a hint of a skeevy lounge act who got lucky. http://videogum.com/archive... (via @marklisanti)

Friday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Daddy's not sobbing, sweetie. He's "freelancing."

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FIOS speeds suddenly tracking at 20 down, 5 up; used to be 15/2. Is it possible I just got something for nothing? From the *phone company*?

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Cable News Rule #27: Remember, if you can't identify a motive within the first hour it doesn't count. So rush, rush, rush!

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Wow. Rick Perry, on MSNBC, is the voice of reason on reporting unconfirmed rumors. I now live in CrazyTown.

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