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Holy shit I'm done fighting today, alright?
Jennifer Dittrich, Zulema ❧ spicy cocoa tart and Elena liked this
No, no don't worry about my well being at all. I just told you that I fell down a flight of stairs last night and hurt all over but of course I'll come right over and do your bidding. Thanks for caring, Mom & Dad.
Cable always fucking up around this time of morning. "oh you wanna catch up on your show? we gon throw hella glitches in On Demand, bwahaha"
Anika liked this
OUCH! I missed the second step on our flight of stairs and just slid all the way down. My elbow & thigh have rug burn, I bumped my head and my ass hurts. Nice way to start summer vacation, don't you think?
Dear idiotic person who keeps calling my number to check their voicemail: you've dialed an 8 instead of a 5. You have the wrong number. Stop calling me, or I'm going to start answering the phone with increasingly creative obscenities every time you call me.
John (bird whisperer), MoTO #TeamMonique, Hieronymous Boosh and 4 other people liked this
Ooo, ooo, use "assknuckles"!
- Zamms
*starts making list*
- Jennifer Dittrich
"shitlip" is a good one. OGLAF used that recently, but i first heard it from my aunt when i was 5.
- Hieronymous Boosh
Chucklefuck is good too.
- Zamms
Ah, yes. That is a not-often-used-enough favorite.
- Jennifer Dittrich
Surprise raisins in the cookie. Those were supposed to be chocolate chips, damn it!
Andrew C (✓), LB: #TeamMonique, Heather and 3 other people liked this
Oatmeal raisin? If so, please send them to me. I will trade.
- Julian
It didn't look or taste particularly oatmeal-like. They looked like chocolate chip cookies. Everyone thought they were chocolate chip cookies. Then we bit into them. :/
- Katy S
:/ fakes
- Marie
Raisins should not be disguising themselves as chocolate!
- Katy S
at least they were raisins and not something "raisin-like"? :P
- Hieronymous Boosh
no, auto-correct, there is no such cereal as "honey bunches of goats".
Jed Harris-Keith, MiniMage, Halil and 5 other people liked this
that's just gross, even by my standards.
- Hieronymous Boosh
Not gross, but funny as hell! :D
- Bette Cooper
Setting up another teacher's classroom sucks. It sucks even more knowing I applied for the position and didn't get it :(
:(
- Stephen Mack #TeamMomo
from iPhone
I'm sorry. That's an awful feeling. :(
- Jed Harris-Keith
from iPhone
And why can't they set up their own damn classroom?
- Stephen Mack #TeamMomo
from iPhone
Elena, do you have any interest in teaching in a prison GED program? I don't know about the rest of the country, but there's always a need here and it pays more than school districts.
- Trish R
Trish: Because my certification is Elementary Ed, I can't do middle, high school or alternative programs for longer than 10 days.
- Elena
Stephen: the teacher is still employed at another school and since I have worked as a classroom aide in the grade level all year the task of reorganizing the materials fell to me. It sucks, especially since I know the new teacher (who is actually a former teacher at the school) will just change everything around anyway.
- Elena
Can you ever run out of tears? I seem to keep making more. :(
Shevonne liked this
*hug*
- Hieronymous Boosh
Ah, love. Sending you good thoughts and hugs.
- ωαřмaiden ❤Marrit Woman❤
big hugs, LB. so sorry.
- t-ra: not givin up
*hugs* Just cry it out. It takes time to grieve.
- Running Slow
Oh, honey... :( *hugs*
- Lisa | #TeamMonique
{{{LB}}}
- Anne Bouey
Oh Sweetheart. *so many hugs*
- Russian Space Lizard
Let them come, they'll dry up when they're meant to xxx
- Headless Gnad Kicker
Oh LB, huge hugs!!!!! <3
- Carmen
Oh man, I really know how you feel LB! I thought I would never stop crying when Buddy died. I thought, how can I function like this! It's been months and it's still hard to talk about. Hang in there, Time does make it a little more bearable.
- Paulette
You know, 2.5 hours of sleep just doesn't cut it. 0_o
Carmen, Stephan Planken, Stephen Mack #TeamMomo and 2 other people liked this
your new CD that your manager over-nighted me via UPS is pretty groovy and everything, but i haven't been in the business since the Clinton presidency. best of luck!
Brent Schaus and Kevin Johnson liked this
now excuse me while i go cleanse my pallet with Led Zeppelin II.
- Hieronymous Boosh
Go directly to "The Lemon Song". Do not pass Go.
- Hieronymous Boosh
For someone who supposedly has a graphic eye & background, why the fuck do you have five different fonts in you proposal document? #fixingothersfuckups
LB: #TeamMonique, Trish R and c.a.j. liked this
I'm so glad you laughed at my dropping things as I tried to open a locked door. I hope you choke on your amusement.
Shevonne liked this
This pretty much sums up my workplace.
- Running Slow
From what I've read, your workplace sounds like mine. ><
- Tamara J.
In many ways. It's a good thing we can't have alcohol on campus. Of course, that might make it more bearable for me. I'm a happy drunk.
- Running Slow
I really need to find the keys to my Bitch Slap Tour bus.
- Russian Space Lizard
^Vicster. LOL
- Tamara J.
I'm on maximum attack recently. Bone tired of mediocrity, excuses, and bone idleness. People think politeness means you're weak. Well, it's head-cracking time, and I'm damn good at it.
t-ra: not givin up and Tinfoil 2.0 liked this
Overgrown children are co-dependent on someone else setting boundaries for them. Draw the lines of definition with a BIG,BLACK and BOLD MARKER.
- ᏓᏰ #team Monique
from iPhone
DAMMIT! missed a call from my kid bro in Korea. Why don't I remember that an Unknown Number or Restricted is probably him calling me? Pick up the phone you eediot! Grrr.
:(
- LB: #TeamMonique
405n is closed at ? till 9a AND 405s is closed at 605 till 9a guess where everyone is? ON THE 5. AND 3 RIGHT LANES ARE CLOSED? FU #caltrans next time I'll just leave during rush hour.
Kelli H., Lisa | #TeamMonique and Kisha liked this
When an instructor leaves you crap for content, assignments, and documentation it means you'll be playing catch up the entire class. Now I'm getting crap for it. #notworthit
Brent Schaus, WoH: Professor MOTHRA, John (bird whisperer) and Elena liked this
Ugh, that's the worst :((
- WoH: Professor MOTHRA
THIS SHOULD HAPPEN ON THE WEEKEND!! Not a frakking Monday.
Kelli H., John (bird whisperer) and Zulema ❧ spicy cocoa tart liked this
Inept title company rep...her fax machine isn't working so she sends me a new number, I fax the damn forms, and she doesn't tell me that she never received until I email her just now (less than two weeks before closing) to nonchalantly let me know she never received it.
Anne Bouey, Zulema ❧ spicy cocoa tart, Jennifer Dittrich and 2 other people liked this
My email response to her wasn't very nice
- Shevonne
Super frustrated about some stuff that is going on at work, but trying not to think about it...
:/ hugz
- Jason
:(
- t-ra: not givin up
I'm over it. Jason, we should talk sometime this week, though.
- Laura Norvig
Well, this is focused at me. I am a complete idiot and didn't take this first semester of college classes serious or...well, who knows what let me rationalize being lazy. Assuming the grades work out how I expect, I can only hope for a strong B. Which is ludicrous since all I had to do was the damn thing. It's pretty bad. Cont. ->
Oh, and I'll be retaking a class because...well, I'm an idiot. (I wonder how that factors in, actually. If I get an A to balance the F out to a C....hmmmm...)
- c.a.j.
:-(
- Tamara J.
from FFHound(roid)!
Depending on the school, often times the policy is that if you have to retake a class because you received a D or F, whatever grade you get in the retake will completely replace the original grade, so it will expunge the 1.0 or 0.0 from your GPA calculation. Saved my ass during my early years of college when I had a few classes I didn't take it seriously.
- Hookuh Tinypants
Where I went it was averaged
- Jason - The Opaque
from Android
Boom. "If you were enrolled during any semester or session from fall 1988 or thereafter, and you repeat a course, only the last grade earned, not the higher of the two grades, is counted in computing the cumulative and curriculum GPA and for satisfying curricular requirements."
- c.a.j.
I mean, I am damn lucky. I guess I know one class I'll be scheduling for fall semester.
- c.a.j.
That's nice that the grade will be replaced. I mean, it still sucks to have to take it again, but at least it won't kill your gpa.
- Katy S
It's incredibly generous of a school to allow it and man oh man is it ever appreciated by those of us who have to take advantage of that policy.
- Hookuh Tinypants
*runs the math again* Okay, looks like I'll be pretty good but no more fooling around.
- c.a.j.
My school does not run with the grade replacement. :| To this day, failing calculus is keeping my GPA down.
- Colette
One school I attended for only a few semesters also didn't allow for grade replacement. I ended up not transferring any of those units to any later schools I attended. I simply retook the classes elsewhere. I was too afraid of my stellar F in applied statistics ruining everything. (It was a 5-hour-a-week Saturday morning class...I was setting myself up for failure)
- Hookuh Tinypants
Checking through everything from the school's policy to the GI Bill's policy, the main thing I will have wasted is time. I can retake the classes according to the school and my GI Bill will still pay for the retakes. (Of course, I probably should also say I wasted some of that money too since it's not unlimited.)
- c.a.j.
Wow, I can't imagine a school not allowing the grade replacement. Whatever you did most recently would be a measurement of what you most recently achieved. Good luck in fall, caj!
- Spidra Webster
I wish i'd had that option. When I returned to finish undergradyears later it killed my gpa despite good grades that time. Which hit me again when i applied to grad school. The big lesson is: if you're taking a break after bad grades, dont go back to the same place to finish.
- Betsy #TeamMonique
from FFHound(roid)!
My gmail needs to die. WTF am I supposed to do with 36,783 emails?
ᏓᏰ #team Monique, Amir, Janet:#TeamMonique and 2 other people liked this
And yes, I am on a rampage tonight. You should have heard me earlier ripping into Wade with irrational menopausal rage for not keeping his new Lego sets in order. As if that would ever happen!
- Laura Norvig
*hugs*
- Anne Bouey
36,783? How does that happen?
- Friar Ticket to Ride
Delete 'em all.
- Stephen Mack #TeamMomo
from iPhone
I bet you a nickel that Wade has exactly 36,783 pieces of Lego parts.
- Joe Boone
Archive and forget about them
- Jason - The Opaque
from Android
^ that
- Amit Patel
I have 42,374 in my archive.
- Amit Patel
Yeah, I'm not saying those are all in my inbox. I use Other In Box to filter stuff. But sometimes I do go to "All Mail" just to see what's going on. It's crazy.
- Laura Norvig
The big promise of gmail! Never delete, just search. Wheeeeee!!
- Laura Norvig
I don't get that many false positives. I do delete stuff; these are the ones I decided not to :)
- Amit Patel
Archive and/or bulk delete. Or burn it with fire. Anything really important will be here, or is long forgotten.
- WoH: Professor MOTHRA
Have had surgery scheduled for over a month now. Gave work my time off notice same day as surgery scheduled. HR comes to my manager and tells her that I have to submit an email of all the days I'm requesting off for said surgery. Get an email yesterday stating that our current health insurance will be ending May 31, 2013 and a new (not specified)
Stephen Mack #TeamMomo liked this
health insurance will take effect June 1, 2013. Trouble is surgery is set for June 5, 2013. I called my surgeons office to see if there is ANY way I can push the surgery up so I will still be covered and accepted. Get a new date of May 30th. I let my manager know of changes and she gives me the okay then says we need to ask hr. I also send an email to hr asking how this change in insurance will affect said surgery and if we will still have same insurance company. She responds to me today with the new insurance reps number. Now I'm being told the new surgery date is not authorized and I need to wait to talk to the new rep. New rep has yet to call me...SO FUCKING FRUSTRATED!!!!!!!!
- Jenny...
WTF. I am so sorry :(
- Jennifer Dittrich
UGH! That's ridiculous! I hope things will work out. :(
- LB: #TeamMonique
:( So sorry to hear Jen. Sounds like HR is doing what they can to futz with you. Also isn't open enrollment supposed to be notified a month in advance to enroll? You should of been told about the new ins changes a while ago.
- Me
I think my dad knows I hate the way he eats because every time I am around him, he makes a point to be chewing, slurping, or smacking on something
Mo Kargas, Rodfather, John (bird whisperer) and Stephan Planken liked this
Extremely annoyed that I have to go to Florida in the middle of the summer and getting from there to anywhere else where I might actually want to be costs an arm, a leg and most likely, a gonad.
there are some cool things to do in Florida, I swear. I'm happy to help you find them.
- t-ra: not givin up
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