:( - Heather

:-( - John (bird whisperer)

:( - Elena

:( Can you freelance or work as a contractor for a while? - Zulema ❧ spicy cocoa tart

:( - Shevonne from Android

Zulema: I am temping right now, but I can't budget for things like rent, phone bills, insurance payments, etc without that guaranteed salary. I'm also living in a friend's guest room with all my stuff in storage whilst I search for full-time permanent employment. - Lisa | #TeamMonique from Android

The good news is, however, that the written agreement I should see by noon tomorrow will look better than what we initially discussed a month ago. And we're reviewing in 90 days, per my request, so I can move on easily if I need to. Definitely feeling more comfortable with this situation... We'll see. *fingers crossed* - Lisa | #TeamMonique from Android

*taking deep breaths* Still no contract in my inbox. I did get a phone call explaining why, however, and a summary of how it's being taken care of. Should have it tomorrow morning. Such an anti-climactic way to accept a job offer. So, I guess there will be cause to celebrate this weekend... - Lisa | #TeamMonique from Android

Lisa, if my Mum wins lotto and gives us a couple million dollars, and I offer you a job as my nanny, will you take it? - Headless Gnad Kicker

Melly . . . I will. :^) - Friar Ticket to Ride

Yes! I'm dying to live somewhere with good health care! Plus, my humor usually fits well with Aussies. :) - Lisa | #TeamMonique from Android

Back off, Will! EDIT: *hoping that doesn't come across as harshly as it looks* - Lisa | #TeamMonique from Android

But . . . but . . . but . . . :^( EDIT: I was thinking you were kidding. - Friar Ticket to Ride

Will, I'd love a cook, cleaner, gardener, dog walker and handyman also - can you do any of those things? :oD - Headless Gnad Kicker

Seriously, Lisa, I hope this current offer works out for you. - Friar Ticket to Ride

Yes. All of the above. I will be waiting for your email/call. :^) - Friar Ticket to Ride

My terms are really tough, Lisa. You can choose whether to live in or out. Some overnights and weekends required. Lots of hanging out with me and time to play on the Intarwebs involved. - Headless Gnad Kicker

Will, you're hired! Lisa - if Mum ever did win lotto, I would seriously call you! Meanwhile, I hope this job works out! xoxoxox - Headless Gnad Kicker

I'll help with the dog, too. I'll even take turns with Will. - Lisa | #TeamMonique from Android

Now we're talking! - Friar Ticket to Ride

And both of you can beat me at word games on facebook. - Friar Ticket to Ride

Um, Melly? Do I get to play with your spawn, as well? - Lisa | #TeamMonique from Android

No, you're MY nanny, not theirs :op But yeah, I'll need someone to watch them while I study criminology :oD - Headless Gnad Kicker

Will, will you be our pastor, too? It would be pretty cool to have church without having to get out of bed. - Headless Gnad Kicker

I can do that. It will be pretty cool to be a pastor without having to go to church as well. :^) - Friar Ticket to Ride

Just as I thought! Love it! PS: I'm not kidding. I would totally be your nanny. I'm also willing to hang out with any of the other #FFBabbies, if anyone can match Melly's terms. - Lisa | #TeamMonique from Android

:) - edythe

UUUUUUUUGH! The drama continues... I am drinking wine and drafting responses to their PATHETIC attempt at an employment agreement. I just can't. Wow. *pours more wine* - Lisa | #TeamMonique from Android

Still negotiating. *sigh* I can't start drinking for the weekend until this is finished. Otherwise I might say what I really want to say instead of being charming and diplomatic...not to mention professional. - Lisa | #TeamMonique

What sorts of shenanigans are they trying to pull? - Hookuh Tinypants

Unpaid vacation/holidays/sick days is the biggest thing. - Lisa | #TeamMonique from Android

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuu! This is becoming a HUGE headache. Please send prayers. And tequila. - Lisa | #TeamMonique from Android

Can I drink the tequila on your behalf? I promise I'm a very charming drunk. - Hookuh Tinypants

Yes, you may. You are charming either way, doll. Can you get me a job, too? ;) - Lisa | #TeamMonique from Android

Cancel the tequila for me now. My stomach is responding to the stress & anxiety. Working my plan. *deep breaths* *recites mantra* - Lisa | #TeamMonique from Android

Well, the negotiating is over. I have walked away. Onward and upward. :) - Lisa | #TeamMonique

Best of luck to you, Lisa. - Friar Ticket to Ride

Thanks, Will. :) - Lisa | #TeamMonique