Turn for a second to reach for the new diaper to be applied and find the boy filling every orifice on his face with pee. He's a good shot. Luckily a good sport too as it made him smile. I'll take the smile over 3 extra minutes of clean up any day.
Question for current or previous owner/operators of small human beings: How much poopin' is too much poopin'? The boy likes to deliver one to two four squirt diapers a day of breast milk which you know leaves a small brown lake of probably 4 ounces each time. The books all say they may go through a period of no pooping. But nothing on regularity.
Hmm I should probably be concerned about the dude checking for gas leaks outside the office but I am more concerned with how enthralled the gas checker man is with his cell phone call distracting from checking for said leaks. He's a walker talker but alas not a walker checker talker so there is lots of aimless spinning at moment.
If you hypothetically don't know too many nursery rhymes 80's songs work in a pinch. Just replace a few words with baby terms. This mornings example: Safety Dance - replace "dance" with "poop" or "toot" and it instantly helps soothe the baby.