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The worst men's grooming trends of all time - -
The worst men's grooming trends of all time -
"Testone radium energizer When: 1910s Proof that we should take the application of new technologies slowly: People once thought strapping 20 micrograms of refined, measured radium to your balls would increase sexual energy" - Dough Balls from Bookmarklet
I bet the seeping blisters added to the enhancement. - Janet
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Woman guilty of murdering boyfriend with stiletto shoe - -
"A Houston woman was convicted of murder Tuesday for fatally stabbing her boyfriend with the 5 1/2 -inch stiletto heel of her shoe, hitting him at least 25 times in the face. Prosecutors said Ana Trujillo used her high heel shoe to kill 59-year-old Alf Stefan Andersson during an argument at his Houston condominium in June." - Dough Balls from Bookmarklet
Yikes. :((( - Tamara J. B.
Also, that sounds messy! - Tamara J. B.
And the shoe was probably ruined. - Glen Campbell
blue suede...not what Elvis expected. - Greg GuitarBuster
Hiding in plain sight: this shoe is named after a type of knife. - Micah from FFHound(roid)!
Police uncover daily rental racket - Taipei Times -
"Taipei police, while inspecting homes that were registered as empty, recently found illegal hostel owners renting out rooms on a daily basis to be used by prostitutes in the city’s Xinyi District (信義). According to the Daan District (大安) police precinct, the owners of what was known as the “Mango Hostel” had been found renting out an apartment, walled up and separated into two rooms, on the 12th floor of an apartment building. Police said the hostel recruited most of its guests, predominantly Chinese or foreign backpackers, through the China-based online shopping Web site Taobao." - Jessie from Bookmarklet
"Police said they marked the building for surveillance when officers “instinctively felt something fishy was going on” after observing a man and woman going into the building and leaving together a short while later, adding that the woman was wearing heavy make-up and the man looked horny." - Jessie
Man, can't even walk around looking horny these days. Although what does that even look like? - ronin from FFHound!
How does a man not look horny? - Dough Balls
And I thought the NYPD's "furtive movements" was vague... - Jessie
Which Language Should You Learn To Speak? -
Which Language Should You Learn To Speak?
" You got: Chinese. 祝贺您! More and more high schools are offering Mandarin these days, and as it’s the most-spoken language in the world, you’d be smart to start studying. In many ways, Mandarin Chinese is actually much easier to learn than European languages: there’s no subject/verb agreement, no plurals, no conjugations, and no tenses. Whether’s it’s business-related or just for personal enrichment, Chinese would be a worthy way to challenge yourself. You can do it!" - Jessie from Bookmarklet
Learn it, Jessie! I think you can do it! =) - Anika
Now Dominic's mad because the quiz said he should also learn Mandarin. :-P I think he was hoping to get French. - Jessie
Yeah I got Chinese too. I think the questionnaire is rigged. =p - ronin
Cheat off the Asian kid! - Dough Balls
Italian? - Betsy
Arabic - ellbeecee
I got Chinese as well. - Soup in a TARDIS
French. Which is good since I've already learned it. :-P - John (bird whisperer)
French. :) - Tamara J. B.
French. :-) - vicster: full-bodied
I got French... but I'm already kinda-sorta-bilingual. - Brent Schaus
Jessie speaks Chinese fluently (Spanish too!), so it seems the quiz worked out "right" for some people. Personally I suck as languages. Years of Spanish and all I can do is read the Bible and swear. - Soup in a TARDIS
"Years of Spanish and all I can do is read the Bible and swear" - TBF that's also what many Spaniards do. - Jessie
C++ - Stephen Mack from iPhone
Arabic. - Mark H
Chinese - Eric Logan
Spanish. BTW, who picks "Meet Joe Black"? That movie had the most self indulgent editing I've ever seen. - Andrew C (✔)
Eric - Watch Me Now
t-ra: lose,find,repeat
Ok, ffeeders. Who do we want to win this game? Bartender friend is rooting for UConn.
Y'all are too glued to the game to reply. That's cool. I get it. - t-ra: lose,find,repeat from Android
Not Kentucky - Dough Balls
That seems to be the consensus. - t-ra: lose,find,repeat from Android
Ah . . . Kentucky boy here. Go Big Blue! - Friar Will
Oh dear. Sorry for your loss, friar. ;) - t-ra: lose,find,repeat from Android
Laura Norvig
Oh. I was just searching for "It's My Party" on Spotify and one of the results was a song called, "You're ripping my dick off and shoving it up my asshole!" by a band called Preschool Tea Party Massacre. To say I'm intrigued doesn't even quite express the sentiment ...
The magic of the internet at its best - Dough Balls
You might have heard my LOL. - Steele Lawman
Trying so hard not to listen to it now. I don't know why ... it just seems like the wrong thing to do at work. - Laura Norvig
that and the fact that spotify listens show up on my facebook page ... - Laura Norvig
You could always turn off the feed to Facebook temporarily. #enabler - (Curtis/Alan) Jackson
Well, for what it's worth, I don't think the action described in the title is physically possible. #FlaccidDontShove - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ
Goodness. - Derrick
One from the vault. - Laura Norvig
I repeat: eek - MoTO ChilliSauce from Android
How did I miss this first time around? - Stephen Mack from iPhone
Todd Hoff
If Jesus Never Called Himself God, How Did He Become One? : NPR -
If Jesus Never Called Himself God, How Did He Become One? : NPR
"You do find Jesus calling himself God in the Gospel of John, or the last Gospel. Jesus says things like, "Before Abraham was, I am." And, "I and the Father are one," and, "If you've seen me, you've seen the Father." These are all statements you find only in the Gospel of John, and that's striking because we have earlier gospels and we have the writings of Paul, and in none of them is there any indication that Jesus said such things. ... I think it's completely implausible that Matthew, Mark and Luke would not mention that Jesus called himself God if that's what he was declaring about himself. That would be a rather important point to make. This is not an unusual view amongst scholars; it's simply the view that the Gospel of John is providing a theological understanding of Jesus that is not what was historically accurate." - Todd Hoff from Bookmarklet
Bart Ehrman is the best - Todd Hoff
Almost all of the truly American faith's with the exception of Seventh Day Adventist's, I think?, reject the Trinity doctrine. - Eric Logan
Caesar's Messiah which I still have not finished in its entirety has a fascinating take on this topic also. - Eric Logan
What qualifies as a truly American faith? o_O It's my understanding that the largest Christian sects in the U.S. are all trinitarian. - Victor Ganata
I believe in eggs. - Todd Hoff
Matthew definitely mentions the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit, but, yeah, the concept of the Trinity isn't really explicated concretely until several centuries after when Christ was supposed to have lived. - Victor Ganata
He covers all this stuff with some authority. - Todd Hoff
I play all my video games under the character name God so that my opponents don't feel so bad when I smite them. Does this make me an actual God since I call myself God? I think so. - Dough Balls
Most Christian denominations accept it. Curiously most "American" faiths started in America after the formation of the country don't. Mormonism, Jehovah's Witnesses, Christian Scientists etc. - Eric Logan
Even the SDA apparently- "Adventism teaches a different "Trinity" doctrine than the historical, orthodox Christian doctrine of the Trinity, as defined by the Christian Church throughout Christian history in its creeds and confessions." - Eric Logan
Monique Judge
How do you get swept out to sea during a baptism ceremony?
You don't finish your ark in time. - Dough Balls
Dough Balls
National Guard Parachutes to Rescue Tot on Sailboat in Pacific - NBC -
Air National Guard members dramatically parachuted onto a sailboat stranded in the Pacific Ocean overnight, stabilized a "seriously ill" 1-year-old girl and were trying to figure out how to get the boat back to shore, the service said Friday. Members of the 129th Rescue Wing flew five hours Thursday from Moffett Federal Airfield, Calif., near San Jose, to the sailboat about 900 miles off the coast of Mexico on what the California National Guard called a "complex overwater rescue mission." A parachute rescue team of four jumped into the ocean Thursday night, inflated a raft and boarded the 36-foot-long Rebel Heart, which is carrying Eric and Charlotte Kaufman of San Diego and their daughters, Cora, 3, and Lyra, 1, on the latest leg of what they'd planned to be a round-the-world voyage. - Dough Balls from Bookmarklet
This reminds me a bit of the fundamentalists who took their similarly young children on a boat to go live in the South Sea Islands and also had to be rescued. What the hell is it that makes people think that it's a good idea to take young children on extreme travels? - Spidra Webster
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5-year-old boy hacks dad's Xbox account - -
"Kristoffer would go to his dad's account and type in an incorrect password. That would take him to a password verifications screen, where he would simply tap the space bar repeatedly and then press "enter." "How awesome is that?" asked Davies, who works in online security himself. "Just being 5 years old and being able to find a vulnerability and latch on to that. I thought that was pretty cool." He told KGTV that Kristoffer has figured out three or four other "hacks," including getting past the lock on a smartphone by holding down the "home" key for long enough. Dad reported the vulnerability to Microsoft. And Microsoft acted, issuing a fix for the vulnerability." - Dough Balls from Bookmarklet
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Radio host rips MLB player for paternity leave, suggests C-section before season  - -
"New York Mets second baseman Daniel Murphy missed the season's first two games to be with his wife during the birth of their first child earlier this week. Murphy's wife went into labor on opening day Monday, so he went to Florida to be with her for the birth of son Noah, then decided to take the three full days' paternity leave allowed by Major League Baseball." - Dough Balls from Bookmarklet
"Seems reasonable, right? Not to some sports radio announcers, including former NFL quarterback Boomer Esiason. "Quite frankly I would've said 'C-section before the season starts. I need to be at opening day. I'm sorry, this is what makes our money, this is how we're going to live our life, this is going to give our child every opportunity to be a success in life. I'll be able to afford... more... - Dough Balls
Boomer Esiason is a relic and needs to shut his yap. I'm disgusted by his and other peoples' negative reactions to Murphy's decision to use his paternity leave. The day we place a fucking baseball game above family is the day this country has finally become the world's biggest social shitheap. - Hookuh Tinypants
Is he any less employed? Nope. Time to STFU, Boomer. - (Curtis/Alan) Jackson
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Cereal Characters Lure Kiddies With Eye Gaze: Study - NBC -
Cereal Characters Lure Kiddies With Eye Gaze: Study - NBC
A new study from Cornell University finds that the cartoon characters on cereals marketed to kids are routinely designed so their eyes are shifted 9.6 degrees down. That's the perfect angle to make eye contact with a child standing in the aisle. - Dough Balls from Bookmarklet
Sounds like bullshit. What if the cereals on the top shelf, or bottom shelf. I'd say it's more that the cereal is in the visually suggested area of the box. We follow eyes to see what they're looking at. - Not Me
studies show that most cereal marketed to children is not placed on the top shelf though. - holly #ravingfangirl
Even without the cartoon characters pulling focus, the major brands usually pay good money to make sure the kids' cereals are on the 2nd or 3rd shelves (usually the 2nd) so they're face-height for most kids already. - Jennifer Dittrich
They apparently did the math on the height and angles, but it still seems like they didn't test it thoroughly enough. They didn't even attempt at making their altered box look non-freakish. Their rabbit looks psychotic. You don't just change pupil location, when the face is pointing in another direction. Plus, they changed the characters focus from the bowl of cereal. - Not Me
Thankfully, my toddler never shops unsupervised. - Stephan Planken from iPhone
Monique Judge
All tips are not created equal.
In related news pulling out is not an effective method. - Dough Balls
Now I know you know it's too early for that shit. You are supposed to be keeping me from being inappropriate too early in the day! - Monique Judge
A poor tip can leave you feeling shafted. - Pete
Bye, Pete. - Monique Judge
t-ra: lose,find,repeat
FFriends! An amazing woman I know has entered the blogosphere at to talk about a rare disease she and her children live with. She's a bit tech-nervous and could use the feedback and support. She's been an inspiration to me for years so I'm excited for others to discover her awesomeness.
Thanks for sharing - Dough Balls
Victor Ganata
How do you know what you know? You either observed it directly (empiricism) or you accepted an idea that was socially constructed.
Is there a third category? Cause I saw it on the Internets. - Eric - Watch Me Now
What if i just dreamed it? - Dough Balls
I guess there's some controversy over whether or not dreams are a form of knowledge. If you're a pure materialist, though, you could just as easily make the argument that dreams are always inspired by real sensory input and/or the post-processing of socially constructed ideas, though. - Victor Ganata
t-ra: lose,find,repeat
I just exchanged shirts with a guy. But it's cool, bc he's a really good drummer. Really.
as long as you didn't exchange pants. yet. - Dough Balls
I am not completely sure why that happened except that he offered, probably expecting me to demure and I don't like to do what people expect. And I wanted the shirt. - t-ra: lose,find,repeat from Android
So, photos of this shirt are where? - Lisa L. Seifert from iPhone
Andrew C (✔)
3 day stubble is a project that would take me two weeks, minimum.
It would take me till 4pm - Dough Balls
SteVe C: Stubble Rancher - Spidra Webster
Hah, you can have mine. - joey
Victor Ganata
Shit, it's raining? The commute home is gonna SUCK.
doh better plan accordingly thanks for the tip - Dough Balls
Already stopped here in So Pas. - Spidra Webster
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Dying dad walks daughter, 11, down 'aisle' to give her lasting memory - -
Dying dad walks daughter, 11, down 'aisle' to give her lasting memory -
Dying dad walks daughter, 11, down 'aisle' to give her lasting memory -
"After Jim Zetz, 62, was diagnosed with stage 4 pancreatic cancer last year, he reached out to photographer Lindsey Villatoro to make sure he and his family could capture some happy moments on film. Villatoro, a professional lifestyle, family and wedding photographer based in Menifee, Calif., also specializes in photo sessions with people who are sick or have terminal illnesses, so they can create lasting memories with their loved ones." - Dough Balls from Bookmarklet
Dough Balls
Putin officially divorces his wife Lyudmila: Kremlin -
Putin officially divorces his wife Lyudmila: Kremlin
So what we are seeing is the worlds largest midlife crisis. couldn't he have just bought a corvette like a normal dude demonstrating his manhood? - Dough Balls from Bookmarklet
Dough Balls
Well the Angels suck just as hard this year as the last two only the stadium's gotten worse with no gluten free food offerings anymore and big ass lines for everything else. They changed vendors who apparently didn't realize the season has started.
It doesn't help when it's freezing and drizzling. (Please note freezing for So Cal is 52 degrees) - Dough Balls
And we have our first wee in the potty folks - woohoo! #fb
But how is Emily progressing with that milestone? - Dough Balls
Congrats, Melly! - Eivind
Awesome job, Melly! Now try to get Emily to do the same! - Uli
It's taken my over 37 years, Emily may have a way to go yet ;o) - Melly
Dough Balls
Just got quote back for redoing front yard (my body can't do concrete/paver/extreme digging anymore). It is quite a rude introduction into the not-do-it-yourself world.
:( Maybe the FIL will be healthy enough again soon to help? - Anne Bouey
Yep. I had some estimates on redoing my front yard when I first moved into my house. Two of the four estimates were more than my down payment. I've had to do what I can, bribe friends, shop around, do littler projects and drink more so the cost doesn't hurt as much. - Kristin from iPhone
Yeah that might be the solution Kristin I'm way ahead on the drinking more. We'll see two more quotes to go. Fingers crossed at least one of them is a hell of a lot lower to give me some wiggle room. Or worst case we continue life as we know it and i keep the lawnmower. - Dough Balls
The paver patio we just had put in cost more than if I'd bought materials to landscape the entire backyard and did it myself. Needless to say, it'll be a while before there's yard to go with the patio. But I guess at least there's a place to barbecue now? We can just invite guests to look at our dirt! (clearly we all went into the wrong business - landscaping is where it's at!) - Hookuh Tinypants
I live in land of quality cheap labor. Offer to pay for an Amish work crew to be driven to your site. No Sunday work allowed but bet they will finish in a day or two. - Janet from FFHound!
Mary Carmen
I have a pair of brand spanking new, never worn, size 8.5 Ryka Dash running shoes. These are beautiful, lightweight running shoes. If you are in the market for a pair, these are great. They are too light for me, I need way more stability. I bought them on sale for $30 plus tax & shipping, that's all I am looking to recoup....
it kills me that we are not the same shoe size. kills me. - t-ra: lose,find,repeat
I'll ask that lady that lives in my house :) - Dough Balls
I'll take them! - Jenica
Hush, Stephen. Jenica, they are yours. I paid $6.95 in shipping so just PP me $36.95 and I will get these out Monday. - Mary Carmen
Will do. :) - Jenica
They are here! (they may have been here for days, I just discovered and opened the box), and they fit great. They're just right for me, in terms of lightweight -- I would run barefoot if I had something other than a road to run on. :) - Jenica
Oh good! They told me it would take 8 days and I was all *sideeye.* Glad they fit well. They are great shoes, but just not for me and my gait. - Mary Carmen
I've been wearing them around the house and they rock. :) - Jenica
Tamara J. B.
Why is Steve C is the best? He greeted us at the door this morning with a platter of freshly cooked bacon. He wins! :-)
<3 - Pixie
:) - Anne Bouey
Thanks again for everything, Steve and Janine! - Tamara J. B. from FFHound(roid)!
What the lovely and talented Tamara fails to note is that I was holding bacon (as one does) due to being thoroughly discombobulated yesterday morning between the visiting in-laws schedule, our schedule, and the breakfast schedule. :) But we got to see Tam and Adam so we win! - Dough Balls
He seems like a real stand-up guy. - Brian Johns
Zulema ❧ spicy cocoa tart
Dough Balls
▶ TEDxNASA - Mike Rayburn - 11/20/09 - YouTube -
▶ TEDxNASA - Mike Rayburn - 11/20/09 - YouTube
Not sure its fits the normal Ted talks speakers but super impressive on guitar and funny. - Dough Balls from Bookmarklet
Uninstalled:re-installed=Turned it off:turned it back on again.
but did you jiggle it? - Jen from BuddyFeed
open all compartments and blow in them? - Dough Balls
holly #ravingfangirl
please to give me your favorite homemade salad dressing recipes?
half mayo, half buttermilk. 1 T vinegar or lemon juice (based on a 1 c:1 cup ratio). minced garlic clove. salt, pepper, seasonings of your choice. - Rochelle *boom* Hartman
i made a warm buttermilk dressing the other week that was so simple and tasty. - holly #ravingfangirl
Minced garlic clove, mashed with kosher salt and the side of a knife blade then thrown in a bowl with cracked black pepper, couple tablespoons of red wine (or whatever) vinegar, smallish handful of whatever chopped herbs, dollop of Dijon mustard, another dollop of honey, then whisk in extra virgin olive oil to emulsify, usually just shy of a cup. - Derrick
A little olive oil, a little red wine vinegar, a little salt. - Dough Balls
Mine is very similar to Derrick's recipe. - Corinne L
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