Dad parenting of the day. Kid ain't happy with anything ya give him so give him everything. Then turn the swing up to "whoh dad that's too fast!" Result = sleeping boy with giraffe in mouth, book on ear, book on belly, giant stuffed block on legs, pacifier under arm.
Lady whipped into our parking lot in a GMC Yukon that she cant park straight. Fiddled with her hair a bit then got out with her dog and walked him around in our grass - yes he pooped. She is now cleaning out her truck and tossing the trash into our parking lot .... I'm having trouble staying in my seat.