Excuse me, are you the sommelier? Yes. I'd like to know what pair well with a $2,000+ car repair bill? Yes sir, I believe a leaking water heater that has flooded you laundry room and requires a complete replacement would be just the pairing. Well, that is exactly what I'll have. The fucked up special please.
Those few seconds in-between discovering you have half a pumpkin pie in your fridge and remembering why you have half a pumpkin pie in your fridge... Followed by the internal debate surrounding pumpkin pie as a suitable breakfast option.