Conversation between baby and cat who is still terrified of baby: Baby "squawk" Cat "WTF meow" Baby "squawk" Cat "Seriously WTF meow" Baby "longer squawk" Cat "F this I'm out of here meow" and promptly leaves room.
"When I find myself in times of trouble,
Mother Mary comes to me,
Speaking words of wisdom, let it be
And in my hour of darkness,
She is standing right in front of me,
Speaking words of wisdom, let it be.
Let it be, let it be"
Tale of the tape: We have thrown down the gauntlet for distance pooping with a launch covering 6 feet from off the changing table over the diaper pile onto the crib and hitting the wall behind. Feel free to try and set your own record in your own home.
Escaped a few hours. Showed pics of the boy to mom and told them to pull the plug essentially. Letting her go home to be with her doggies instead of a hospital. Knowing her she could still hang on years; hell she doesn't need lungs just the stare of the 9 child mom it's an infinite power source.
So my computer died a few weeks back still waiting for new MacBook Pro's to become old MAcBook Pro's to buy a replacement. Without all the info on there I don't have my saved baby tips and tricks. Anyone got links to the ways to track baby growth in pictures over time? Just post some links here of cute ideas that would be welcome.
Wind was blowing, time stood still
Eagle flew out of the night
He was something to observe
Came in close, I heard a voice
Standing stretching every nerve
Had to listen had no choice
I did not believe the information
just had to trust imagination
My heart going boom boom boom
"Son," he said "Grab your things,
I've come to take you home."
A fine gentlemen caller has arrived a few weeks early. Jeffrey Michael entered the global ring at 9lbs 2oz with giant feet like a lion cub or like a tiny clown. Everyone is well, he poops like a champion and I have been peed on as required.
Dear some assembly required glider. I have built cabinets and tables; ceilings and walls, roofs, decks, closets, bathrooms, hell even chairs with a lathe. But you win. I give up. After two hours I will just drink myself into a stupor and sit on the floor.
In related news to Hookuh post, I was elected by the family to be conservator of my parents healthcare and finances without knowing I was running. With 9 kids I liked my odds but the curse of being able to make decisions quickly and stick with them follows me everywhere.