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I wonder how much time the world would save if the left and right foot were the same shape. Or if my kids could ever put them on correctly.
You know you're a geek when watching your kids play a video game fills you with frustration. (It's all I can do to not steal a controller.)
At Starbucks for my late night caffeine rush. Guy here is watching YouTube while rocking 8 toolbars. As a web developer I am offended.
The 4yo after stealing my spot in bed, "Daddy, I need to tell the truth. I didn't have a bad dream; I just wanted to sleep with mommy."
Eight sparkling candles; one big kid http://t.co/yaH08yS6
Super Lonely cat (TCFKA Ginny) at the vet. Finally not yowling my eardrums raw. http://t.co/QMUBi9XX
This is a much more representitive photo Jim Bob. The epitome of beauty and grace. http://t.co/Opa0ggQy
It turns out this photo of JB catching me lip synching to Journey will be the last I took of him. He died today. http://t.co/Nl4nsx53
Quoth the 4yo: "My friend at school is gone ... Yeah, I think she's on vacation. Or dead."
Don't slurp in public. No one gives a damn how much you love your coffee. No, not even the cute barista. Especially not the cute barista.
What do bacon, bowling and homosexuality have in common? Klout has the answer: http://twitpic.com/6rhymd
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At game #1 of a soccer triple header. The brilliant league here scheduled two games 7 hours apart for 4&5yo girls.
Oh, right. He, @childsplayx3, wanted me to say he's alive and well. But stuck in the dark with 1.4 million other people.
So @childsplayx3 is stuck in the dark. And defenseless against ad hominem attacks.
The music at this Starbucks just went from Earth Wind & Fire to te Commodores. My mother must be DJing in the back room.
Unfortunately her mother is ignoring her too. Or maybe her ear drums are already blown.
Eating alone at 5 Guys. A 4yo is shrieking next to me. It's awful. Yet, I'm just glad I can blissfully ignore her while I eat my burger.
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