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"Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity." - George Carlin
"I have an answering machine in my car. It says, I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright
Hardest tongue twister in (UK) English: "The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick." Darn hard!
"My mother had morning sickness after I was born." - Rodney Dangerfield
"I was so ugly my mother used to feed me with a sling shot." - Rodney Dangerfield
RT @rod_benson: Woke up feeling like an English Catholic emo lost on Oxford Street without sharps. [Gonna need some time to decipher that!]
@firstdogonmoon Those yanks are an excitable bunch, aren't they??
Writing my own Twitter app with the tools and automations that work best for me. OAuth + Kohana, etc... should be pretty nice.
"People seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older - they're cramming for their final exam." - George Carlin
"Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?- Groucho Marx
"I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose." - Steven Wright
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