Bobby L. Warren

@tarynbaranowski A little.

Vegas favors the Ravens, Broncos and Jets next week by double digits. The Texans need to pray for a miracle if they want 2 of 3 to lose.

@PenguinKaty You got it. #GoTexans #sisepuede

Oh, and if all three happen, the Texans will be the 5th seed instead of the 6th seed.

Ok, Texans must win next week, and two of the three following must happen: Bengals over Jets, Chiefs over Broncos, and Raiders over Ravens.

Wow - now there are 5 teams with a record of 8-7 (including the Texans) fighting for two playoff spots in the AFC.

OR: Texans beat the Patriots, and Raiders beat the Ravens, and Bengals beat the Jets.

Most likely, IMHO is: Texans beat the Patriots, and Bengals beat the Jets, and Chiefs beat the Broncos, and Steelers beat the Dolphins.

Most playoff clinching scenarios for the Texans next week involve the Raiders beating the Ravens and/or Chiefs beating the Broncos. *sigh*

Damn it - if the Eagles also blow this, I'm going to be wicked pissed. The Texans need all the help they can get.

Way to let off the throttle Colts. Thanks for nothing.

@FSHouston How come the Rockets game isn't being broadcast in HD this afternoon?

NICE!! Texans about to get into victory formation - nice win over the Dolphins!

Texans get help with Jaguars loss and likely Ravens loss. Bengals win didn't help, but not bad overall. Need Jets and Broncos losses now.

Texans are killing the Dolphins, and all te people we need to lose are obliging thus far.

No tweets from me for four whole days? What the hell is wrong with me?

Bobby is back in the office today trying to get some work done before a four-day weekend.

Bobby just had opposing counsel call him "son" over the phone in a derisive tone. I responded, "Listen, I'm an attorney, don't call me 'son'".

Looking at Bagwell's likely HOF schedule and seriously considering flying out to Cooperstown for his almost certain July 24, 2011 induction.

@CosmoPolitician "Shootin' at the walls of heartache - BANG BANG! I am the warrior!"

Bobby is being very domestic today in lieu of going into the office.

By the way, the 129th Judicial District Court delivered us an early Christmas gift! We got a judgment on the arbitration decision against the piece of human garbage I'm so fond of disparaging on Facebook. His tab, after pre and post-judgment interest is in excess of $150,000. Just shows that being a waste of skin and picking on the elderly can be...

Woke up at 4am and couldn't go back to sleep.

Saint Arnold: Brewery Tours - http://www.saintarnold.com/tours...

Texans absolutely must win next week to keep hope alive for the playoffs. Also, wins by Steelers, Patriots, Chargers and Colts help.

@JoshMcKoon Under equal protection, probably not. There are numerous ways in which taxpayers have "subsidized" each other for decades.

@JoshMcKoon Equal Protection clause applies to people, not to states.

Texans wish list for this week: Win against Rams, and wins by Bears, Falcons and Dolphins.

Live streaming video from my iPhone! http://qik.com/video/4010219 #qik

Fell asleep while watching the Rockets game on TV, and now I'm wide awake. Luckily, I don't have to be into the office at a particular time tomorrow.