ConEd just called to ask us to turn off any appliances we weren't using because everyone's AC is causing such a drain on the grid they are worried there will be black outs. WTF!
Robert via JP: from google's weather forecast for Brooklyn today: "Some thunderstorms may be severe with damaging winds...large hail and tornadoes"! TORNADOES!?!?!!!
Your cab smells like farts, you are driving slow, and having a really involved conversation on your hands free headset. You are not getting a good tip, and I swear to ctHulu that if I smell like fart when I get where I am going, you are going to get your slobbish face pounded in. #javacar.