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#Cooper: Boy I'm tired! I was up half the night trying 2 remember something I wanted 2 do. Then it dawned on me - I planned 2 go 2 bed early

yesterday from Ping.fm - Comment - Like - Share

#Cooper ~ These days you can't trust anybody. Last night I walked in my sleep and when I got back someone had walked off with my mattress...

Monday from Ping.fm - Comment - Like - Share

Imagine being the Michelangelo of this age and being so busy doing all kinds of good things that U never got around 2 painting and sculpture

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We can end up missing the best because we got distracted chasing the good...

Saturday from Ping.fm - Comment - Like - Share

#Cooper: I sleep like a baby - I wake up screaming every morning around 3am...

Saturday from Ping.fm - Comment - Like - Share

I've just been reading about the store owner who got so busy trying to keep his shop clean that he forgot to open the door...

February 10 from Ping.fm - Comment - Like - Share

#Cooper: I found a way to cure my wife of falling out of bed. I make her sleep on the floor...

February 10 from Ping.fm - Comment - Like - Share

#Cooper: My wife has stood by my side ever since we were married... but then we have only one chair in the house...

February 6 from Ping.fm - Comment - Like - Share

#Cooper ~ My wife wanted her face lifted. They couldn't do it, so for £20 they lowered her body...

February 6 from Ping.fm - Comment - Like - Share

#Cooper - My wife is always on a diet. She is on one now. She drinks 8 glasses of water day. She's lost 8 pounds and gained fifty gallons...

February 3 from Ping.fm - Comment - Like - Share

#Cooper - My wife is on a diet again. She only eats coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight but you should see her climb trees...

February 2 from Ping.fm - Comment - Like - Share

#Cooper - My Wife said to me "Do you mind if I wear my hair in a bun?" - I said "I don't mind if you wear it in a loaf of bread..."

February 1 from Ping.fm - Comment - Like - Share

#Cooper - The other day my wife was crying. She said "I'm home sick" I said "This is your home" She said "I know. I am sick of it..."

January 31 from Ping.fm - Comment - Like - Share

#Cooper - I've got the best wife in England. The other one's in Africa...

January 30 from Ping.fm - Comment - Like - Share

#Cooper - Two dogs looked up at a parking meter - one said, "What we've got to pay now..?!"

January 29 from Ping.fm - Comment - Like - Share

#Cooper ~ I got this dog for my wife........ I wish I could make a swap like that every day..!

January 27 from Ping.fm - Comment - Like - Share

Please vote for The Trussell Trust (parent of #Foodbank UK) to be the #Belling UK charity of the year on Facebook http://www.facebook.com/Belling...

January 26 from Ping.fm - Comment - Like - Share

#Cooper ~ Some dogs are pointers. Mine is a nudger. He's too polite to point...

January 26 from Ping.fm - Comment - Like - Share

#Cooper ~ My dog must be a bloodhound. Every time he bites me, I bleed..!

January 25 from Ping.fm - Comment - Like - Share

#Cooper ~ I've got another dog at home. He is a boxer and he is very unhappy... His trunks don't fit him!

January 24 from Ping.fm - Comment - Like - Share

#Cooper: My wife likes to fraternise with our dog. He even sleeps with us. Last night I got bit and up to now I'm not sure which one did it

January 23 from Ping.fm - Comment - Like - Share

#Cooper ~ I just bought a watchdog and what do you think he watches..? TV..!

January 22 from Ping.fm - Comment - Like - Share

#Cooper: My dog is harmless really. But he is getting on a bit. Yesterday I said to him "attack!" and he had one...

January 21 from Ping.fm - Comment - Like - Share

#Cooper My dog took a chunk out of my leg the other day. A friend of mine said "Have U put anything on it?" I said "No he likes it as it is"

January 20 from Ping.fm - Comment - Like - Share

#Cooper ~ I've got a dog, you know. I have..! He is a one man dog... He only bites me

January 19 from Ping.fm - Comment - Like - Share

#Cooper ~ I was dog-tired last night - I slept in a kennel..!

January 17 from Ping.fm - Comment - Like - Share

#Cooper ~ I said Doctor "I'm losing all sense of direction. What should I do..?" ~ He said "Get lost..."

January 17 from Ping.fm - Comment - Like - Share

Is it a good thing to start the day with a hangover? Because that way things can only get better...

January 16 from Ping.fm - Comment - Like - Share

#Cooper ~ I said "Doctor, can you give me some sleeping pills for my wife?" ~ He said "Why?" ~ I said "She woke up..."

January 9 from Ping.fm - Comment - Like - Share

#Cooper ~ My Doctor asked me if I had taken my temperature, I said, "No. Is it missing..?"

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