"My salmon just might have been better than Mariah’s. I was a bit disappointed in the cobbler, however. In my opinion, mixed berries shouldn’t include blueberries. They don’t belong. But someone had to go and name them “blueberries” so they sounded all awesome like “blackberries” and “raspberries”… But they’re different and wrong and gross in my cobbler. The end."
- Justin Hileman