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shiny new cat woman lego mini-fig w/whip profile pic. i feel like this is fairly appropriate.

March 6 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I think some people get the word “lurking” mixed up with the word “working”. I guess thats understandable, those first two letters..

March 5 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

feeling like she-hulk… WANT TO SMASH!!!#!#!

March 5 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

my 6 y/o just told me i shouldn't play minecraft because i'm an adult and its a hard game, too hard for adults.

March 5 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

stayed up til 3am with my sick 6 y/o then got up early with her, then I started feeling sick. keep falling asleep before i can get work done

March 5 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

having kids in school is like having a live petri dish that you send out to collect the sick and then they bring it home, and you kiss them.

March 5 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

“There’s an anime that looks like Barbie had a baby with Pokemon..” —my 6 y/o daughter talking about a “Pokemon rip-off” show.

March 5 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Dear Mountain Lion, Please install fast, like as fast as….a mountain lion! The waiting is the hardest part.

March 5 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I have the sexy, new love of my life sitting on my lap! Got a 15" MacBook Pro today! I wanna lay in bed and snuggle her and stare at her! <3

March 4 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @BreakingNews: Scientists announce that a baby born with the AIDS virus appears to have been cured - @AP http://customwire.ap.org/dynamic...

March 3 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

if you can write what should be 18 paragraphs, in one ginormous paragraph about a silly game and one of its features…you should go outside.

March 3 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

If all you have in your life savings is $1.99 and you spend it on an app that you aren’t even sure what the app is or does, you’re daft.

March 3 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @gcrecords: Time is running out! Join us in making The #CrystalCrypt a reality by pledging now at http://www.kickstarter.com/project... #kickstarter #sdcc #scifi

March 2 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

got to spend some time with my 12 y/o son this morning, just the two of us. it was really nice, he’s such an awesome human. proud of him.

March 2 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Love the feeling of work being done and caught up. Now to treat myself with enough whiskey to make me hate myself tomorrow.

March 1 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

My cat is the lovingest kitty ever. Don’t argue. He is. He’s the bestest ever.

March 1 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Steak, Potatoes, and Whiskey. #winning

March 1 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

dinner smells sooooo good its hard to concentrate.

March 1 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I wish Queen Latifah would come let me worship her. Dreamy Queenzy.

March 1 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

aw my 6 y/o just brought me her catwoman lego mini-fig with whip and a boomerang. she put her in the sitting position on top of my monitor.

March 1 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @mpoppel: Obama signs disaster declaration for the Eastern Band of Cherokee Indians http://www.bnowire.com/inbox...

March 1 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

gonna buy some new glasses, these are being held together by old bent up safety pins and the lenses are all scratched up. poor punk glasses.

March 1 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Fell asleep watching Fists of Fury, dreamt I saved Cheng from being encased in ice. It was pretty rad.

March 1 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

just figured out what i need. kung fu movies. ^_^

March 1 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

well, that killed it for wanting to sleep. dozed off and had a really bad nightmare about having EEG tests when I was a kid.

March 1 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

done for the night. in multiple ways. feeling that stupid human emotion that makes the fluids drain out the eyeholes. lame.

March 1 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

i wish this was the last support ticket of the night, it’d be so sweet to walk out on a high note with a gold star! http://twitter.yfrog.com/hs461jg...

March 1 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

talking to my friend who has cancer tonight drudged up a lot of old sad stuff for me. makes me miss my mom and dad . http://twitter.yfrog.com/odw8zlh...

February 28 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

goin’ on my body!! RT @wootshirt: $12.00 : A Wormhole in Oregon http://shirt.woot.com

February 28 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Cancer is lame, it kills all my favorite people.

February 28 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share