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I'm always hungry like the wolf, but never for wolf food.
November 29
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Klute shag in progress.
November 26
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Soy nog in effect!
November 25
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Thinking about ordering a sexy maternity dress just so I can look cute at the dinner party but also let my stomach hang out comfortably.
August 28
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Nothing heralds in a birthday like the gift of adult acne.
August 19
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My jog around the lake seemed to last forEVer. Then again I was downwind from some dudes on an "Oaksterdam University field trip."
August 19
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Still on the fence about sea turtles.
August 11
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If a car alarm goes off all night long and there's no one there to deal with it, does it still make a sound? YES.
August 10
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Runner's high or contact high? If you're jogging around Lake Merritt, you can't tell the difference!
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August 8
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And by wisdom, I mean money. Haircuts are like 80 bucks.
August 3
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I ask the universe for the courage to cut my own hair, the serenity to hold the shears steady, & the wisdom to know when to let a pro do it.
August 3
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Finally got 40 winks last night! I stay awake until 40 different people wink at me, and in this neighborhood, it's not difficult.
August 2
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My neighbor, Mr. Barbecue Incense, is totally dominating in the stench competition on our floor. Mrs. Curry Tripe doesn't stand a chance!
July 12
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The sun really does set in the east around here.
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July 8
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Near an open cafe w/ a public bathroom, a mother pulls her toddler's pants down and prompts him to pee on the sidewalk.
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July 8
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Water on the feet feels so good, but water on the brain seems like more of a problem.
July 7
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Does Febreze work on dishes?
July 7
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Pyrotechnicians, please cool it for the night. I'm trying to celebrate my country's birthday by watching some British telly in peace.
July 4
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All of the homeless guys had a stiff zombie walk today. Free 4th of July ribs 'n' chicken sure will fill up a hollow leg!
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July 4
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Half-assed fireworks from East Oakland, it sounds like the sky is farting.
July 3
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2000 aggressive geese at Lake Merritt and only a few goslings this year? Finally, an openly gay group of thugs in Oakland!
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July 1
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The people who are "halfway" crazy get designated housing. The full time ones could be anywhere.
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July 1
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Do I hear four-days-premature fireworks or gunshots?
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June 30
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Ever feel like you've got someone else's ass on for the day?
May 29
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Cheer up! It may never happen.
May 21
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Feeling unstoppable. My bum knee would like to pay its respects to the lake gods and try this running thing again.
May 11
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Dear women's magazine covers, "flat" + "abs" = flabs.
May 1
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Not printing the year anywhere on a record or its jacket is like not printing the alcohol content on a good beer. We want information!
May 1
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Hey, library jobs, holla at yer girl!
April 27
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Watching the sun set in the east. I love Oakland.
April 7
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