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I'm always hungry like the wolf, but never for wolf food.

November 29 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Klute shag in progress.

November 26 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Soy nog in effect!

November 25 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Thinking about ordering a sexy maternity dress just so I can look cute at the dinner party but also let my stomach hang out comfortably.

August 28 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Nothing heralds in a birthday like the gift of adult acne.

August 19 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

My jog around the lake seemed to last forEVer. Then again I was downwind from some dudes on an "Oaksterdam University field trip."

August 19 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Still on the fence about sea turtles.

August 11 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

If a car alarm goes off all night long and there's no one there to deal with it, does it still make a sound? YES.

August 10 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Runner's high or contact high? If you're jogging around Lake Merritt, you can't tell the difference! #oaklandmystique

August 8 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

And by wisdom, I mean money. Haircuts are like 80 bucks.

August 3 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I ask the universe for the courage to cut my own hair, the serenity to hold the shears steady, & the wisdom to know when to let a pro do it.

August 3 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Finally got 40 winks last night! I stay awake until 40 different people wink at me, and in this neighborhood, it's not difficult.

August 2 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

My neighbor, Mr. Barbecue Incense, is totally dominating in the stench competition on our floor. Mrs. Curry Tripe doesn't stand a chance!

July 12 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

The sun really does set in the east around here. #oaklandmystique

July 8 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Near an open cafe w/ a public bathroom, a mother pulls her toddler's pants down and prompts him to pee on the sidewalk. #oaklandmystique

July 8 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Water on the feet feels so good, but water on the brain seems like more of a problem.

July 7 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Does Febreze work on dishes?

July 7 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Pyrotechnicians, please cool it for the night. I'm trying to celebrate my country's birthday by watching some British telly in peace.

July 4 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

All of the homeless guys had a stiff zombie walk today. Free 4th of July ribs 'n' chicken sure will fill up a hollow leg! #oaklandmystique

July 4 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Half-assed fireworks from East Oakland, it sounds like the sky is farting.

July 3 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

2000 aggressive geese at Lake Merritt and only a few goslings this year? Finally, an openly gay group of thugs in Oakland! #oaklandmystique

July 1 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

The people who are "halfway" crazy get designated housing. The full time ones could be anywhere. #oaklandmystique

July 1 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Do I hear four-days-premature fireworks or gunshots? #oaklandmystique

June 30 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Ever feel like you've got someone else's ass on for the day?

May 29 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Cheer up! It may never happen.

May 21 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Feeling unstoppable. My bum knee would like to pay its respects to the lake gods and try this running thing again.

May 11 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Dear women's magazine covers, "flat" + "abs" = flabs.

May 1 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Not printing the year anywhere on a record or its jacket is like not printing the alcohol content on a good beer. We want information!